A prudently anonymous Jalopnik reader writes:
Sometimes, traffic gets so [deleted] bad you just have to punch and pull so hard on your work truck steering wheel... that the [deleted] just breaks.
That'll be hard to explain to the boss.
Also: he has a strobe light (right). I want a strobe light. Alex, if you ever give me a company truck, make sure that mine has a strobe light.
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