What we've got here is failure to lose weight. That was something that Rafael Valadão should have done before boring a hole through the wall of a prison in Ceres, Brazil. That or dig a bigger hole.
Rafael Valadão, the well-built tattooed convict, tried to follow one of his smaller fellow prisoners who had already made a bid for freedom through the gap.
But he was left screaming for help when he became wedged while others tried to force him through the hole they had made with a metal shower pipe. [...]
He was left with his upper body hanging outside of the prison while he was trapped by the hole in the wall around his midriff.
He was rescued after firemen smashed through the rest of the wall and is now being treated for a suspected fractured rib.
Link -via Dave Barry | Photo: Jornal Populacional
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Oh bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble-butt, bubble-butt
Call my baby bubble-butt, tell you why
His kiss is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his shaky rockin' dance
Man, I haven't got a chance
I call him bubble-butt, bubble-butt
Oh bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble-butt bubble-butt
Sweeter than candy on a stick
Huckleberry, chimry or lime
If you had a choice he'd be your pick
But bubble-butt is mine
bubble-butt, bubble-butt
Oh bubble, bubble, bubble
bubble-butt, bubble-butt
Crazy way he thrills me, tell you why
Just like a lightning from the sky
He loves to kiss me till I can't see straight
Gee, my bubble-butt is great
I call him bubble-butt, bubble-butt
Oh bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble-butt, bubble-butt
If he wishes to try this method of escape in the future, perhaps he should ease-up on the squats. After his escape, I'm sure he could quickly revive his fashionable bubble-butt.
And ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way