The Dog Dicer

I weep for this nation.

I still don't see how to put a dog in this thing, they only cut sausage for the ad... and why would you dice your dog anyway... I call Peta to denounce these freaks!

I suppose that it could be a good choice if you're feeding large numbers of toddlers at the same time.

My dogs wouldn't like this. They already run and hide when I wave a knife in their general direction.

To quote Professor Farnsworth...

"I dont want to live on this planet anymore"

I think if you're feeding your children hotdogs so often that this would actually be a time saver over a high quality chef knife, you're giving your kids a pretty bad diet. I've also played with something similar for mushrooms, and once those wires get slightly stretched out from repeated usage, they have a tendency to mush what you're trying to cut as much as cut it because there isn't enough tension in the wires any more.

I have been chopping food into little peaces for the past 4 years and this sounds great. Sure it only takes a couple seconds to slice one hotdog but when you are chopping all day long it drags. Bananas and carrots to even better.

Hotdogs are such a major chocking hazard ther are a bunch of people wanting to get them changes to triangle shape.

Forget the hotdogs. Those moms are looking pretty hot. I would like to demonstrate to them the joys of an uncut sausage.

Does anybody know of some kind of object that helps when drinking water? I keep trying to drink water but then I find I am unable to breathe until I am done with the 32 ounce bottle. Maybe they can make some kind of water dicer so I don't continue to choke on the water too.

I wonder if they sell hermetically sealed eating chambers so my child can eat his hot dogs in total safety.

OMG! And thinking that I was using a knife!...

Yes, and the lady did, indeed, blow on her fingers after cutting one of them with a knife. ~1:01