Artist Axel Brechensbauer thinks that if the United States is serious about "winning the hearts and minds" of people, it should abandon the armed drones and adopt this instead: The Peace Drone.
Killing foreign people with predator drones is history. Let me introduce the peace drone.
Hovering over hostile settlements or cities playing loud clown music, smiling around and delivering clouds of oxycontin. A beautiful American drug described as a pharmaceutical grade heroin.
Happy people are better than dead people and best of all, they will be addicted to you!
Consider us shocked and awed, Axel! Link - via Laughing Squid
"nothing is more essential than that permanent, inveterate antipathies against particular nations, and passionate attachments for others, should be excluded; and that, in place of them, just and amicable feelings towards all should be cultivated. The nation which indulges towards another a habitual hatred or a habitual fondness is in some degree a slave. It is a slave to its animosity or to its affection, either of which is sufficient to lead it astray from its duty and its interest. Antipathy in one nation against another disposes each more readily to offer insult and injury, to lay hold of slight causes of umbrage, and to be haughty and intractable, when accidental or trifling occasions of dispute occur." - Washington's Farewell Address 1796
Nice Batman reference.
I'd shoot it down with a Happy Meal McSam Missile.
SHOOT IT NOW!