Drunk Man Tries to Use Taco as ID, Police Reject It

A man passed out in the drive-through lane at a Taco Bell in Jensen Beach, Florida. When police arrived and asked for ID, the suspect pulled a taco out of his pocket and offered it to the officer:

A deputy awoke Falkner and then asked for his ID. Falkner said no before reaching into his bag and presenting the officer with a taco. Another deputy clarified they were asking for an ID, not a taco. Falkner chuckled and began eating the taco.

The suspect is just ahead of his time. In the future, a Taco Bell taco will carry weight in society.

Link -via Dave Barry | Photo (unrelated) via Flickr user LindsayT....

No doubt that would have worked. If it was a bribe, it was a pathetic one.

The photo in the post is not a Taco Bell taco. I searched Creative Commons for quite a while, looking for a photo that properly expressed the "I just pulled a taco out of my pocket while drunk in the middle of the night" sentiment, but was unable to find one.
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