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Would You Like to Lick a Popsicle Shaped Like David Hasselhoff?

I guess that's a dumb question. Of course you would! So, anticipating this widespread desire, Del Monte created a Hasselhoff-shaped popsicle for National Ice Cream Month. It's called the Hoffsicle.

Truly, we live in age of wonders. Link -via Vodkapundit | Photo: Del Monte

Why would they celebrate ice cream month with frozen fruit flavored water?

Hoff looks like he's still having fun with life but he's also at a point where he's at risk of crossing the line into Joan Rivers-Carrot Top land. Stop Hoff, before it's too late!
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It's nationalism. His "great-great-grandmother Meta emigrated with her family to Baltimore from Völkersen, 30 kilometres from Bremen, in 1865"

It's the same reason when Canadian's become well-known south of the border Canadian citizens have to make a big deal out of it. By identifying themselves as "Canadian" and identifying the other as "Canadian" they perceive a commonality which transfers their self-worth onto the other.

That is an inaccurate resemblence; Hasselhoff has a big beer belly and that popsicle is ripped.
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