Pig farmer Tem Sosa of Norfolk, UK, is giving away her pet border collie, "Evil Bob." Problem is, Bob has little redeeming quality, as this hilariously frank advertisement in the website Preloved clearly states:
Evil Bob would love to find the perfect home as i have put up with him for nearly 10 years and cant take much more! He is probably the worst dog you will ever meet!
He started life as a failed mountain rescue dog, probably peed on the climber and stole their kendal mint cake!
He has caused nothing but trouble here as doesn't fit well with large group of dogs.He looks older than his years,has wonky teeth,bad breath and bad attitude.He would love one on one attention.
He is terrified of cats,snaps at horses heels and nips pigs.He should not be left unsupervised indoors as he steals food off the side,licks the cooker and pees at terrier hight so as not to get the blame!
His few good qualities are that he travels quietly in the car, will lay under your desk at work all day,sits quite tidy.Is good with children (as long as he has nt got his lipstick out)!
I am open to any suggestions! he would be perfect for a retired person to fuss all day.Even offers a walks appriciated!
Water.
Problem Solved.
Evil Bob would take over in my house and slave us the way Micina Marston have done.
If the owner doesn't have enough space for them, they can become hard to get along with.