In The Twilight Zone episode "Living Doll", a young girl is given a doll. Talky Tina, as she is known, speaks cute phrases to the girl, but death threats against the child's father. Now you can have one in your own home! Entertainment Earth is selling Talky Tina replicas which say the following phrases:
"My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much."
"My name is Talky Tina, and I don't think I like you."
"My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to me."
"My name is Talky Tina, and you'll be sorry."
"My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you."
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I recently saw that episode again. I'd love to scare the hell out of my roommate with that damn thing!
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