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Mal and Chad's Fill in the Bubble Frenzy 7





It's once again time for the Fill in the Bubble Frenzy with boy genius Mal and his talking dog Chad! What is he saying in this empty speech bubble? Tell us and you might win any T-shirt available in the NeatoShop -take a look around, pick one out and tell us what shirt you’d like with your submission in the comments. If you don't specify a t-shirt with your entry, you forfeit the prize. Enter as many times as you like (text only, please), but leave only one entry per comment. For inspiration, check out Mal and Chad’s comic strip adventures by Stephen McCranie at malandchad.com.

Update: Congratulations to kantoboy, who wins with the caption “Dear Mal, You have won the Island Getaway Sweepstakes. Congratulations!” Kantoboy gets a t-shirt from the NeatoShop!

It's a recipe for beach baked dog. Sorry buddy, it's not looking so good for you.

Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction Large Ash Grey
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"$1 million to fix the water leak? Don't you think that's a bit much?"

(Great Vocab didnt save the Thesaurus/ Women's fit Large/ Ash Grey)
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DEAR SIR,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY...

(Glow in the Dark Skellie, black, xl)
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Dear Sir/Madam

Next time you will not laugh at the Travel Insurance option will you?

- Ally Waters (AIG Bailout Revocery Group)

Brainier Than The Average Bear (Grey XL)
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Another one and it says 'I'll send an SOS to the world...I hope that someone gets my...I hope that someone gets my...I hope that someone gets my...Message in a bot...' Sting!

Brainier Than The Average Bear/2XL/Natural
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"What part of 'forward this email to least 10 people or else' did you not understand? And now you know..."

shirt: D.A.D.D. (XL - black)
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"You have fallen behind on your mortgage payments. To bring your account current, you must submit all payments or late charges that are due within 30 days of the date of this letter by sending the amount shown below in the form of a money order or certified check..."

shirt: D.A.D.D. (XL - black)
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Dear Past Mal,

Don't go on the discount cruise vacation!

Yours,

Future Mal

P.s. After the collapse of the internet in 2012 (the Mayans nailed it) the world reverted back to messages in a bottle. Invest in Coca Cola now! You (we?) will be rich!!!

Support Cloning - 2XL
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Dear Past Mal,

Re: My previous communication

I appear to be slowly fading away. You went on the cruise didn't you?

Yours,

Future Ma......

Support Cloning - 2XL
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Dear Mal,
Thank you for ordering "Message in a Bottle". We hope you enjoy your new message.

If you'd like to order more, please use enclosed bottle.
Signed,
Ocean Messenger, LLC

(Honk if you love peace and quiet, 2XL, blk)
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"I don't know how they did it, but it appears that the Federal Student Loan Authority really wants us to pay them back."

(Cornier Than Ethanol, XL, Serene Green)
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Well Chad...you do have remarkable penmanship, and your argument appealing to both logic and emotion is well constructed. But I think that Katy Perry has better things to do.
Oh well, I guess we’ll send it anyway.
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"The specified user at Help@Us.com does not exist at this organization, please check the username or contact your system administrator"

Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet - Large
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It's from the "survivors of Oceanic Airlines flight 815"...that mean anything to YOU??

Oops...forgot the T-shirt before! Hip hip array, XL, in dark gray.
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It's a letter from BP! It says, "Sorry for killing all of the fish and marine life and...," Rutroh, Chad.

Come to the Dark Side, We have Cookies - Large, Ash Grey
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Chad, dad asks whether did you use again the toilet; the seat was down when he arrived.

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Great-Vocab-Didnt-Save-The-Thesaurus-From-Extinction
Ladies Fit T-Shirt, L, Ash Grey.
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Congratulations! You have been pre-qualified for 100,000 FREE airline miles when you sign up for the Gold Card today! Travel restrictions may apply.

Smarter than the average bear (Small)
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To whom it may concern:

We at Acme Plumbing want to apologize for the delay in getting to your leaky faucet. We are writing to inform you that we will be at your residence sometime between Monday and Thursday around 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Thank you for your business.
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To whom it may concern:

We at Acme Plumbing want to apologize for the delay in getting to your leaky faucet. We are writing to inform you that we will be at your residence sometime between Monday and Thursday around 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Thank you for your business.

(Great Vocab didnt save the Thesaurus/ Women's fit Large/ Ash Grey)
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To whom it may concern:

We at Acme Plumbing want to apologize for the delay in getting to your leaky faucet. We are writing to inform you that we will be at your residence sometime between Monday and Thursday around 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Thank you for your business.

(Great Vocab didnt save the Thesaurus/ Women's fit Large/ Ash Grey)
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(sorry forgot to add the t-shirt)

To whom it may concern:

We at Acme Plumbing want to apologize for the delay in getting to your leaky faucet. We are writing to inform you that we will be at your residence sometime between Monday and Thursday around 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Thank you for your business.

(Great Vocab didnt save the Thesaurus/ Women's fit Large/ Ash Grey)
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Dear Mal,

All cartoon characters must do at least one trapped on a tiny island gag. It's your turn now. Good Luck!

That's how I roll.
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Thats-How-I-Roll
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All our rescuers are currently saving other characters trapped on deserted islands. Your note is important to us and has been placed in priority sequence. Please stay on the island an we will rescue you as soon as possible. All our rescuers are currently saving other characters...

Short Oz, light blue, ladies XXL
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"You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this letter, provided in turn, you copy it and send it out to 10 people..."

shirt: D.A.D.D. (XL - black)
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Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

Request denied. M 2XXL
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Hung Fong Chinese Restaurant est. 1939

1730 E. Island Blvd

KL5-6415

Open 7 days a week

11 am-9pm

The Oldest Chinese Restaurant in the Archipelago

Free egg rolls with every order over $7!

(NO DELIVERY)

:::sigh:::
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Dear Citizen,

Our record indicate that you did not complete our census form. Numerous attempts have been made to contact you. Please fill out the form below and return it promptly.

Sincerely,
The Census Bureau

tuxedo shirt, medium
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Chad, If you had a problem with my body odor you should have just told me. Did you really think I wouldn't figure out who wrote this? I'm not talking to you until low tide.

tuxedo shirt, medium
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