Little Black Dress Apron - $29.95
Every woman needs a little black dress. With this Little Black Dress Apron from the NeatoShop, you can look chic and stylish, even when you're washing the dishes or slaving over a hot stove in the kitchen: Link | More Fun and Unusual Aprons | Fun Kitchen Stuff
I bet that would go over real well with staunch feminists. (Or the 'womans libbers' of past.) :P