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GTFO Finalists

Last day to vote!! Arm Rotating Girl has taken the lead by A LOT! And we just read in the comments that Star Wars Playing Unicycle Riding Guy has decided to sell his iPad, should he win, and donate all the proceeds to Gulf Coast cleanup!! WOW! The gauntlet has been dropped!!! Cast your vote and help us pick the 2010 GTFO Winners now!

Take a look at all 14 videos and place your vote for the best. ("Best" being defined as however you see fit. The worst? The weirdest? The one that made you giggle the most?)
What's at stake? An iPad and serious bragging rights for the winner, plus lots of fun runner-up prizes for 2nd-5th place.

Here's two videos to get you started. The other 12, plus the poll to cast your vote, are found after the jump below.




Click to see the others and to cast YOUR vote!






























Funny thing about those Katanas is that they look almost identical ( case and writings ) to a display sword i got for 70 bucks in New Orleans. Even the stand looks the same. He may or may not have real Katanas, but it is still a good act.
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Dang, I guess I could have come up with something. After seeing the first entry, the unicycle piper, I figured they would all be on par with him so sat out.

::snicker snicker... Neatorama called you "Ball Juggler Guy"
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I can think of two different ways celery girl could be cheating (all the celery was cut to 17 cm, and/or she took a specific one on purpose). Also, she's acting kind of fishy. Or poorly. Why does she have so many votes?
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your all batsh*t retarded for not voting for the dude who eats glass and had chicks jumping on a board with nails in it. Celery girl? why anyone would vote for this must be because she has a nice rack? Bagpipe guy has something going for him. I still think ingesting glass is far more of a talent than riding a 1 wheeled vehicle and playing a musical instrument.
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You people should vote for Accordion Girl. Or else she will start submitting every zombie, bacon, woodchuck on the side of the road, school lunch cheese sandwich and accordion related articles to the Upcoming Queue, that she can find. She has read this blog long enough to know how much Neatoramanauts LOOOOOOVE zombies, accordion music and bacon. Am I right?
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I just want to say, as things get really close, that Backwards Piano Guy, you're awesome and amazingly talented, and I had fucking Rent in my head the whole weekend when I went camping. And for that, I must beat you ;)
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Go glass chewing guy! He did put actual flesh on the line for the contest. And not a whole lot of people can eat glass or be squashed on a bed of nails.
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Seems someone has gotten his friends to visit Neatorama.

As much as I admire the pillow-fighting cuties, my vote goes to the coolest submission, Tricycle Man.
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I liked the backwards piano guy.
2nd place should be celery estimator.
I didnt watch all of them though, but used the poll to guess what each person does.
The girl who does the arm trick is alright...not really a talent.
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@DrewBlood: Thanks! I thoroughly enjoyed your class act too (and while I'm very impressed by your talent, I can't say I would want to emulate it - ever)... and for that I must do everything in my power to prevent you from beating me! Rawr! :D

Seriously, all the talents are phenomenal. Good luck everyone!
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@celery girl, it probably would have been better if you would have had someone hack a freshly cut piece of celery in the background and hand it to you to be more believable than to pull a previously cut piece from an unmanned bowl. (sorry, just my honest opinion)
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Seriously, Arm-Rotating girl is winning? Isn't a talent something you have to learn and master, not just some genetic defect of a party trick? Now riding a unicycle WHILE playing bagpipes? That takes talent.
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@lynntofu Try refreshing the page or exiting the voting altogether and then reopen the page and try again. Also, make sure that everything has loaded completely, your computer may just be lagging.
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Brian the Unipiper here - Just wanted to share that if I win the contest, I will be selling the ipad and donating the money to gulf cleanup efforts! GTFO FTW!
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Is this contest rigged or does the arm rotating girl just have a boat ton of friends?!?!? I'm sorry but her talent is bunk!! I can't believe she is going to win this over some of the other people on here who actually did something talented!!
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ZOMG!! I now have 8 votes!!! Thanks to whomever voted for me!! I guess the lesson I have learned form this is - Next time show off my bar trick talent of being able to stick my fist in my mouth.
Or play the accordion topless.
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@ SenorMysterioso - No the top does not come off. But my top does. And unfortunately my left boob kept getting caught in the bellows. Gave new meaning to the word "squeeze box".

ZOMG!! Who gave me the two more votes I need to win...well nothing at this point. Guess I better start getting around to searching the internets for every bacon and zombie story I can post to the Upcoming Queue. Wonder if there is abacon made from zombies? Well it wouldn't be bacon, it would be jerky. Hmmmm.
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