If you have a rabbit phobia, it's best that you don't teach high school. Here's what happened to one teacher in Germany:
A German court on Tuesday threw out the case of a schoolteacher against a pupil who allegedly tormented her by scrawling pictures of rabbits on the blackboard to aggravate her rabbit phobia. [...]
Witnesses had told the judge that the teacher ran sobbing out of the classroom when she saw the image of a rabbit on the blackboard. The girl denied making the drawings.
Ah....
Kaninchen
...chu
They've got them hopping legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!
... or maybe midgets!
I knew this woman who was so afraid of snakes that she couldn't go skiing. Skiing! She took one of them classes.