Cooking Bacon with a Machine Gun

A simple but elegant solution to a common household problem: you have raw bacon, but you have no frying pan with which to cook it. You do, however, have a machine gun. All you have to do is wrap the bacon in tin foil, tie it around the barrel of your Rheinmetall MG 3, and fire off about 150 rounds (250 if you like it crispy). Step-by-step pictures at the link.

Link via Say Uncle | Photo: redditor Oelund

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Starsky Spasky... it takes a lot to offend me. For the record, I am an American living in the UK and get teased all the time, which is not a problem for me at all. I give as good as I get. However, commenters on Neatorama have a long history of maliciously bashing Americans. It's old, tired, and really not funny if ever it was.
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Evilbeagle, you fail to understand the some fundamental rules of comedy. You can pick on your own side. The other rule is that we laugh about things we have in common. That is why farts are funny. Whatever faction you try to break Americans into , it doesn't matter for humor purposes because we are all Americans.

The general rule on comedy seems to be if you are offended chances are you are one a lot like the comedian than the people laughing.
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