Nudists Actually Like the Airport Full Body Scanner

The hassle, the invasion of privacy, and the potential for abuse and embarrassment ... what's to like about the full body scanner at airports? Plenty, according to the American Association for Nude Recreation (maybe NSFW, mind you), the oldest and largest group representing nudists in northern America:

“Put this issue in its proper perspective,” recommends AANR Executive Director Erich Schuttauf. “A trained security professional in a remote monitoring station takes a few seconds discreetly screening passengers to be sure they’re only bringing what nature gave them aboard. In exchange for safer skies, AANR believes it’s completely worth it. But you don’t have to be a nudist to agree these measures are based on common sense.”

Adds Schuttauf, “Polls regularly show that about one in five North Americans have skinny-dipped in mixed company already. So if travelers just think of the screen as a virtual skinny dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of better air travel security. And as an added bonus, you can add the experience to your ‘bucket list’ as a virtual dipping of one’s toe into taking a Nakation – that’s a nudist vacation!”

Thanks Carolyn Hawkins!


Except the skies WON'T be any safer.

Taking current stats, you are 50 times more likely to be struck by lightning than you are to be on a plane that suffers a terrorist incident.

This is just yet more privacy invasion in the interests of "security" which is largely there for show, and designed to make flying as intolerable as possible.
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I wouldn't mind the full body scan if they got rid of the retards with the metal detectors who also break open your carefully packed luggage just for kicks even after its been through the god damn x-ray machine.
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I love how all the proponents for this invasion of privacy conduct polls to determine how people feel about it. However the polls are of nudists and (one I saw yesterday on another blog) porn stars. Gee I wonder how they'll feel about it!!

As soon as this becomes mandatory, I will, sadly, not be able to see my family (1,200 miles away) as often as I do now, because I will not fly. I firmly do not believe that some stranger should be allowed to see me naked (essentially) just so that those less modest than myself can have the false sense of security that this measure will make us "safer." It will not.
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they should be able to design a computer program that can identify anomalous elements within the scans and then reserve human judgment for tricky scans.

but also who cares. this is moronic compared to the compromises to human rights which have already been permitted in the name of homeland security.

so many murders.
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I always think of the poor security guard at Heathrow Airport who patted me down kinda intimately. It's not a comfortable feeling, and I doubt it helped to make my flying experience any safer.

This is another example of losing your personal freedoms for the extremely remote possibility of actually catching a terrorist.

The naked thing doesn't bother me so much as the obnoxious no-brain security guards who will be paid to view it. If you've ever been through a US airport, you know the sort. They just creep me out when they ask me to take off my shoes.
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ted, that's interesting that they have to ask you to take off your shoes. It's basically understood here that you must remove shoes, no liquids, open laptops... just like in the days when we were only worried about our keys setting off the metal detector.
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Are these machines not backscatter x-ray? I wonder how energetic these things are and what percentage don't get backscattered and in fact get absorbed by your body.
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@Fran

I really don't understand the roots of where that point of view comes from. How is letting someone feel you up looking for something let you keep your dignity, while someone looking at an outline of your "naughty bits" is taking away your rights? Can you explain, because it confuses the heck out of me.

@Ratz

That’s probably one of the only genuine arguments I've heard against these, since we get bombarded with enough X-rays in our lifetime already.
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9 out of ten people have had sex, so I guess that rape is ok.

Great logic.

If we tried to do the things that our government does, we'd be executed for it.
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The emotional cost to so many sexual assault victims, to transgender people, to people whose religion deems the exposure of the body to be a sin, and to women generally, who have had body shame foisted on them their whole lives makes this grotesque.

The willing submission to what is effectively a strip search in order to take a trip to Disneyland is a spectacular affront to the basic idea of civil liberty that the United States was founded on.

Thank you, bedwetting American public, for destroying our freedoms so the terrorists don't have to.
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Since when has skinny dipping been considered "American as apple pie"? I didn't realize we had the market cornered on nude swimming...

Anyway: Listen, nudists, not all of us care to have some schlubby stranger in airport security see us in all our nekkid glory, 'kay?
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Why are people, Americans especially, so hung up on body image? All humans have exactly the same male or female body parts. The screeners aren't looking at stuff that's supposed to be there. They're looking for stuff that ISN'T.
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Despite the statement released by AANR in support of this practice, nudism is actually about freedom from ridiculous rules imposed by others. Nudity is all about civil liberty, so it's distressing to see the largest nudist organization in the nation endorse this stripping of liberty. For a more reasonable perspective, check out the Political Naturist blog: http://thepoliticalnaturist.blogspot.com/2010/01/find-cost-of-freedom.html
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@woogie

Spot on. Measures of this kind are indeed for show and indeed designed to make flying intolerable. The purpose of the latter is to make the public cowed into accepting more and more restictions on liberty and invasions of privacy. In the UK and the USA, we are seeing the step-by-step construction of a police state at least as invasive as those run in Eastern Europe during the period of Soviet regional dominance. Having lived in Poland in the early 1990s, none of the fresh tales of Communist times relayed to me by friends included reference to pervasive CCTV, confiscation of cameras for photographing public buildings or anything akin to this madness at airports - and it IS madeness. How else can one account for the inconsisencies. Why do I have to remove my shoes at some UK airports and not others? Why must I take my laptop out of its bag at some UK airports and not others? Shoes and laptops are either a genuine risk to security or they are not. It can't be both. Also fresh in my memory are the charming people at Miami Intl. Airport who insisted that my wife walk through the metal detector WITHOUT our then-year old son, who crawled out of her sight and into the line of waiting passengers. How delightful that in the name of American national security my wife was physically prevented from retrieving our son by passing back through the arch.

This is just yet more privacy invasion in the interests of “security” which is largely there for show, and designed to make flying as intolerable as possible.
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