Upon hearing that Rolling Stone magazine plans to open its own restaurant, Slate author Justin Peters imagined reviews for restaurants opened by other magazines and news sites, such as Sports Illustrated, Esquire, and Cosmopolitan. Here's his review of The Huffington Post restaurant:
Peters is quite willing to poke fun at Slate, too:
In the comments, describe your visit to a Neatorama-themed restaurant.
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What a selection! Marvel at the 47-page menu of hot entrees, most of which are sourced from other, better restaurants. While you can't beat the price, remember that you get what you pay for: The food is often reheated and many of the "celebrity chefs" who dabble in the kitchen don't appear to know how to cook. Remember to pay cash, as the staff has been known to "aggregate" patrons' credit card numbers.
Peters is quite willing to poke fun at Slate, too:
While the dishes are sometimes unappetizing, the kitchen will occasionally convince you that everything you know about curly fries is wrong. The opinionated waitstaff makes it clear that they know what you want better than you do; don't be surprised if your order of chicken elicits a riff on why you actually wanted trout. We hope the owners know what they're doing, because the business model—the food is free, but there are ads on the plates, glasses, tablecloths, and forks—seems iffy at best.
In the comments, describe your visit to a Neatorama-themed restaurant.
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No, really. How would it translate as a Brand and eatery?!?
It would translate as C.W.M.
A.k.a. - Cum and/or Cwm. As far as an eatery...