"Ears" something unfortunate for bank robber David Holyoak of Manchester, England: his distinctive feature made it really easy for the police to identify and locate him!
As Holyoak, of Whitefield, Manchester, began a three-and-a-half year jail sentence for robbery yesterday, one officer said: 'This man only needs to look at himself in the mirror to realise crime is not for him.
'With his big ears and rotund features he stands out a mile, and the officers have no trouble spotting him. He must be a total liability when he is part of a gang.
'He has already been dubbed Shrek and must be one of the ugliest robbers in the country.'
But it would be a totally awesome chase scene if he made to a the rooftop of a skyscraper with cops right on his tail, leaped off the side, and his ears acted as parachutes, landing safely out of reach.
ps, He looks nothing like Shrek and has never been called that by anyone he knows, Roland Rat is a diff matter though!