Live Turkeys Stuffed with Cocaine

How do you tell when a turkey is bloated?

Being bloated bags of poultry meat is what Turkeys do best.

What a rotten thing to do.

Now i want you to imagine what a turkey ON cocaine would act like.

I will leave you with that image.

This is actually a new type of turkey that they are experimenting with, the cocaine will eventually dissolve into the turkey in order to counter act the protein tryptophan that is in turkeys. Since the cocaine will slowly dissolves over time, very little will still be present by the time the turkey is cooked and ready to eat. Plus the added benefit is the turkeys are much more active with the cocaine in their systems, so the muscle mass of the turkeys is increasing while the fat content is decreasing. This is providing a greater quantity of meat in each turkey and of a much higher quality. They are going to market it as the turkey that doesn't make you sleepy and it should be arriving in stores in time for next year's Thanksgiving celebration.

LOL Dru ;)
Or they can send them to win the Tour de France...

Turducaine?

And you thought thanksgiving diners were eventful before

BAh. Some kind of a news plant. People down there don't deal in such small quantities

Self medication is a human right. All this Turkey abuse comes from your sick society's screwed up urge to control people's medications.

Thanks Giving is the most pathetic holiday in the U.S., next to Christmas.

Death to indigenous peoples, death to spirituality.

B.M. you're having a really bad day, aren't you?

Maybe he just had a really painful BM today. I can't tell if he's being serious or if he actually is speaking out against anti-drug laws, traditional holidays and people using farm animals as drug mules. He must be very popular in the activist group circles.

B.M. commented on other posts, just as sadly.

This is sad to me. Kind of makes me wanna kick the habit