We've posted some creative prison smuggling schemes before on Neatorama, but never one this ... beefy:
An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. [...] The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail.
Link (Image: Houston Police Department)
But, yeah, dude looks like an ugly woman.
Anyone else have a hard time believing this one ?