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Caption Monkey 59: Yoda Hedgehog

More cute photos of the big-eared hedgehog at Izismile - via Rue The Day

Long it has been since we last had a Caption Monkey game (sorry Adam!) I promise to be better, and thanks to Adam's generous offer, we have an excellent prize for today's game.

The game is simple: caption this cute "yoda"-eared hedgehog and win a custom black and white Monkey drawing by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. Place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many ones as you can think of.

So, in the immortal word of the Jedi master, may the Force be with you and good luck!

Update 6/10/09 - Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to Mor who won with this caption: “Why did I have to choose a personal trainer who wouldn’t put me down until I finished all 50 sit-ups?!”

...Anyway- So I said Prime Minister you should resign! But his only reply was don't be such a tiny prick- now can you immagine?! The nerve! ...Eh- got some milk by any chance...?
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McDonald's, in an effort to garner the cute and cuddly market, will release a new product. They can't decide if they should be called McHedgenuggets or McHognuggets.
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So anyway..., now you know how I got Head-Tech at the Large Hadron Collider facility in France. ...One cup of milk before I go? And now PLÉÁSE put me down, will you...? I get backache like you hold me.
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Look around your world, pretty baby
Is it everything you hoped it'd be?
The wrong guy holding you, holding me
The right time to roll with me
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Im only 3 and 1/2 years old...


OK, I'll remember you...I WILL REMEMBER YOU...


Hey, mannn, GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONEeee. I was sleeping, GO AWAY.
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"See, if i squinch my back legs up lik dis, and flap my front ones does lik dis, oh and then curl my ears down like so...TA-DA...I looks like...uh, like, well its darn cute thats what it is!
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...And so that is how I became like this... Now get on with it and kiss me so that I can fit in my harness again and take revenge on that darn sorcerer with my big enchanted battle-axe!
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