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Stories Told in One Sentence

It's amazing what you can do with one little sentence. Just a few little words can make you wonder what the heck happened, like this one:

"When I opened the door I noticed 2 things: one, someone had made cookies, and two, all the furniture was missing, in that order."


Some are very poignant, some are hysterical, and some are just plain weird. If you submit your own, be sure to let us know!

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thanks for sharing that, Ray. the story is what immediately came to my mind, but for the life of me, i couldn't remember the author or the six words. i also thought of Ali's "Me?... WE."
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gahhh...I had to stop reading that website because the grammar problems were driving me crazy! This was the only one I really liked:

I don't think "Whoa" is a standard response to "I love you," but it was the only one I could come up with at the time.

haha ouch

Bathroom Reader had a blurb of six word stories by famous authors.... inspired by the Hemingway short. Can't remember them off the top of my head, but there were a couple good ones.
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I posted this a while ago, but I'll re-post it for you guy:

I panicked, thinking my precious fluffy cat had a tumor, until I realized he just had a Cocoa Puff stuck to his ass.

vote for me! look under the "cat" tag.
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@ Paul - 'being alone' among a croud is like one of the biggest cliches ever. >.<

One line from a Sisters of Mercy song always struck me as a cool one-sentence story.

"I was fine until I hit the floor."
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Irvine Welsh author of Trainspotting once wrote a one sentense story.

Robert K. Laird a Sexual History.

"Rab's nivir hud a ride in ehs puff; perr wee c*nt,disnaae seem too bothered mind."
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In August, 2008 I submitted:

Qweebo
In Target earlier today I learned there is really no good way to answer a 5-year-old asking you why you are looking at his mother's butt so much.

I still don't have a good answer.
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