It doesn't get much stranger than this, folks: Here's SHIKITO in Brown, which from what I can gather is a cute little turd-shaped vinyl mascot figure by Superdeux from STRANGEco.
The "Lauda Shikito Salvatorem" byline in the backside (where else?) of the cute lil' turd means "All Praise Shikito the Savior!" http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MX6MJ8?ie=UTF8&tag=neatorama-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000MX6MJ8
My boss actually watched the whole thing...