Here's the perfect nutcracker for the geek you love: Kirk and Spock nutcrackers at What on Earth. The 12-inch nutcrackers are $34.95 a pop, but they're currently on backorder.
Link - via GeeksAlert
If only there is one shaped like Bones ("Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a nutcracker")
Well, since I've always associated those rarely used decorations with Christmas, and Shatner/Nimoy are both Jews, I would consider this delightfully tacky.
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To boldly crack nuts where nuts haven't been cracked before! *Old Star Trek theme song*
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It's NUTS Jim, but not as we know it...
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