Physics Joke: A Neutron Walked Into a Bar ...

So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I'd like a beer, please."

After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"

"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."


This reminds me of another one:

Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:

Na#1: "Oh, no... I think I've lost an electron!"
Na#2: "What... are you sure?"
Na#1: "Yes, I'm positive!"
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My favorite physics joke:

Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round. Descartes says, "I think not" and POOF he vanishes. The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, "Oh my God, did you see that!?" Heisenberg says, "I can't be certain."
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A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says "Una cerveza, por favor!"

Bartender says "No mas!"

Neutrino replies: "Si, si--un poco!"

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Bartender goes, "Hey, what's the rush?"

Tachyon walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer, now!"
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