Men, if your wives are pregnant, here is a handy list of things NOT to say:
16 “Sure you’ll get your figure back — we’ll just search 1995 where you left it.”
15 “Keys are on the fridge, honey. I’ll see you at the hospital at half-time.”
14 “Sure, the doctor said you’re eating for two - but he didn’t mean two Orcas.”
13 “Honey — Come show the guys your Brando impression!”
12 “Roseanne, what have you done with my wife?!”
Miss Cellania has the rest: Link
I mean seriously this is like the worst post that I've ever seen on Neatorama. Or anywhere.
Yes, it may strike comedy gold in rural america, but in a place frequented by people like us, come on? The very idea that this is funny is somewhat offensive.
This is the way your sister likes it! :)