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What NOT to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Men, if your wives are pregnant, here is a handy list of things NOT to say:

16 “Sure you’ll get your figure back — we’ll just search 1995 where you left it.”

15 “Keys are on the fridge, honey. I’ll see you at the hospital at half-time.”

14 “Sure, the doctor said you’re eating for two - but he didn’t mean two Orcas.”

13 “Honey — Come show the guys your Brando impression!”

12 “Roseanne, what have you done with my wife?!”

Miss Cellania has the rest: Link


All of the items on that list are belabored with pathetically bad punch-lines. I... I guess that goes along with the theme of labor. That's the closest thing to humor about the whole list.

I mean seriously this is like the worst post that I've ever seen on Neatorama. Or anywhere.
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This is the kind of humor that you'd see on Jay Leno.

Yes, it may strike comedy gold in rural america, but in a place frequented by people like us, come on? The very idea that this is funny is somewhat offensive.
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