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Home For Sale, Wife Included

We all know that the real estate market is really bad right now, but apparently it's also very difficult time for finding love.

So, single mom and real estate agent Devon Traboscia came upon a brilliant (or brilliantly crazy) idea of selling her house ... and herself on eBay and Craigslist:

In the ad, Traboscia writes:

"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now."

She goes on to say that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile".

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Yeah, all the prostitution comments have been covered, so I'll just have to go with the tired but true, "That woman has no self respect." I mean, really, if you are going to sell yourself, do so on your own merits. If you feel you have to sweeten the deal with a house, then your self esteem is below the basement.
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You all have dirty minds. Where did she promise to have sex with anyone? How does this make her a prostitute? What she offers here is a chance at relationship. So she's a bit unconventional. Is that a crime? Why not wish her well, instead of being so stupidly judgemental?
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Hasbro toy company must be pissed. She used up an entire years worth of plastic on her boobs alone. And she ain't that pretty at all. Bet she's from the bad end of Amsterdam id you get my drift.

Buy house, have her citizenship revoked and have her ass shipped back where she came.
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though it is her choice and doing, it's hard for me to say that cat-calls and comments like "i'd tap that" aren't just fueling the fire.

i mean, what does that say about YOU when you say "yea she's a whore, but i'd stick my D in her Va-G." doesn't make you look much better, and DEFINITELY doesn't help her case.

don't think i'm trying to stand up for her poor decision.. but the only reason women act like this is because they know it will get them attention from men, regarless of whether its positive attention or sexist commentary. and the reason men make such comments? because they think women like it. let me tell you-- we don't. so stop it.
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Gordon, she is presenting herself as a piece of meat, that's why we are being judgemental. Even if there is no guarantee of sex in the mix, it is highly implied, and that in and of itself is whorish behavior. Furthermore, as a single mother, putting herself out there the way she is is irresponsible and quite frankly, stupid.
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1 Buy Home and Wife
2 Argues with Wife
3 Wife divorces you
4 Wife gets home you just bought (Again!)
5 You move into “A Van Down By The River”.
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Gordon, I don't know about you, but when two people get married, they usually have sex.

Prostitution comments aside, this is so freaking dangerous and stupid it's not funny. What if it's some psycho? And really, a guy that's gonna buy a woman can't be that great anyway.

Oh yeah, and what about the KIDS???
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She is very wrinkled. Try to find her real photos. And see her without make-up. Why they divorced? Super blonde couldn´t keep her men? Darling to find husbend today silikone is just not enough. And most of youg girls give themselves for free today. Paying monthly bills for that house is quite work is it blonde wonder of the world.
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