The Golf Club Urinal

Problem: You're in the middle of a golf course, and you really gotta pee. The club house is far away, and you don't want to go in the bushes (they frown on that sort of behavior ...)

Solution: Pee into your golf club ... the UroClub, that is: the "club" is actually a hollow cylinder that will store your pee. You can then empty it at the nearest bathroom or at home. It even includes a towel for privacy :)

Genius! Link - via Gizmodo


Towel for privacy, huh? I don't know if those designers have ever peed before, but you kind of need to keep an eye on what's going on down there while peeing or there could be a mess... especially if you're peeing in an unfamiliar setting like, I don't know, peeing into a golf club!
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I'm thinking this is for men who are embarrassed of the size of their unit... they should just make a huge fake dick to slip over the top of their own.
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Wouldn't it alter the weight of the club, thus messing up your game? Aside from the obvious issues with it that everyone's mentioned, I can't imagine that a golf club whose weight changes over the course of the game would be overly beneficial. And if you just use it as a prop for peeing only, then it's no longer very discreet is it?
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If you hang around places where peeing discretely in the bushes is frowned upon, you deserve to pee in a golf club! Also i imagine that people who are serious about golf would frown upon this club, as the weight changes depending on how much pee you fill it with. Silly novelty at best imo.
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So basically you take the club out of your bag (or whatever, pee, and then take another one? oh my. not sure if i should like that.... can't they just put up little toilet houses in convenient places?
Not sure whether to think it is a good or a gross/disgusting novelty.
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I can't get past the idea of swinging around a tube filled with pee. I don't think I'd want to play golf with a guy who was using one of these.

And why do guys always have to find new places and ways to pee? Is there some biological reason why they can't hold it until they get back to the clubhouse like women do?
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This would be something for the older golfer. And what makes you think a woman couldn't use this?

It would be a little more discreet if they had this as part of the golf bag. And it could hold more.
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yea tempscire and doj-- i thought the same thing! why would you carry this thing around with you if it could just empty into the grass?

think they made a funnel attachment for women?
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I don't even know where to begin.

Yes I do:

What if you have to go #2? Is there fake golf bag you can pretend to lean against? Just drape the handy cape over your back. No one will know.
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This is obviously a gimmik designed for a joke to give to one of your Golfing friends as a present. Just like the potty putter. I will not entertain such nonsense. What next, the poopoo trolley!!
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I saw this on Shark Tank, as well. The Urologist that invented it and Kevin will surely laugh all the way bank. My husband thought it was hysterical and asked me to order five to gift father, brother and golf buddies for X-mas...
Even if the Doc hadn't gotten a shark deal, we'd still have bought it from his website, just from the exposure on the show.
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