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Caption Monkey 26: Redneck Habitrail


Photo found at SonnyRadio (biggify) - via reddit and onelargeprawn

It's Habitrail for rednecks on this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey Game.

The funniest caption will win Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, a book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. If you like Adam's old timey LOLcat comics (like on his Flickr set here), then this is the book for you! It has over 250 comic panels detailing the adventures of Kitteh and Pip.

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many funny ones as you can think of.

Good luck! (but if you don't win, you can still get Adam's book over at Lulu)

Update 4/17/08: Congratulations to MoonCake who won with this caption "Swiss Family Rednecks," as picked by da man Adam Koford himself.

"Whose Idea was it to put the toilette in the uppermost trailer?"

Sorry that Was kinda obvious...

Love Netorama, thank you for all the fun that brightens up my day - daily.
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This was the stage set for a 2005 open-air theatre production of Ivanov, by Anton Tsjechov. It took place in the Amsterdamse Bos Theatre in Amsterdam, the Netherlands. A remarkable venue (even without the trailers). http://www.bostheater.nl/
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After years dealing with Beverly Hills society, the Clampetts finally finished building their summer compound where they could get away from it all.
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Not to be a party pooper...

red·neck (r?d'n?k') Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.

nig·ger (n?g'?r) Pronunciation Key
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a Black person

Now, I don't condone the use of either word. To me it shows the intelligence of the user, or lack of.

But why is one still being used, and considered ok?

And please, no one bring up Jeff Foxworthy. As I could easily just bring up the zillions of rap songs that have the n word in it.

Doesn't make using it right. And I am not one of those politically correct police.

I just think things should be equal so to speak.
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Not to feed a party pooper, but "Redneck" etymologies are based in religion and working classes, not based singularly on the color of one's skin. If you are so concerned that Redneck is as offensive as a racial slur doing a bit of research wouldn't hurt beyond "disparaging term" because the historical origin as well as current usage of the two words couldn't be more different.
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When the Baton Rouge Thunderhogs added luxury boxes to their stadium, they stopped at seven because "them's all the colors of the rainbow".
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Kevin: It is true that Redneck and Nigger can both be called "disparaging" words but there was never a time when Rednecks were systematically enslaved, beaten, raped, lynched, excluded, harrassed, etc. The word nigger evokes all those things, while the word redneck does not. Please do not try to tell me they are the same thing.

Now, as for my caption:
A herd or "convoy" of motor homes rests after a long day's travel. They utilize a defensive technique known as "bunching", to avoid and discourage predators.
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Falling on hard times after the inevitable defeat of Lord Zedd; Jason, Trini, Billy, Kimberly and Zack turned to the single thing they each had left: one another.
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In an effort to attract a more civilized crowd the City Council of Little Rock Arkansas decided to revamp portions of the community. They are happy to unveil phase one earlier this year.
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just a note: this is not a real trailer mansion, I remember reading somewhere that it was a movie set or a place where all the people who worked on the movie lived.
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"Well sure as shit we coulda done gone and buyed a house for the price of all this, but just looka here Bubba, now it's a 4 leveled commentary on rural life meets rainbow inspired functionallity."
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Past the kidney pond, through the garden gate, up the main rickety staircase, take a left, then sharp right at the boxed begonias, and I'm in the green one with the curtain door, the mini windmill and the ladder to obscurity. BYOB.
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Even in this time of fear and uncertainty in the real estate market, Donald Trump is still able to complete development on his new Trump Towers!
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Peter Pan dismisses US ecomomic concern has affected how he and the Lost boys live out their twilight years. Quick to reaffirm confidence in the fortunes of never growing up, Peter points out that Tinkerbell has recently commisioned a windmill extension to her trailer...erm...home.

"look" says Peter, "isn't it pretty"

None of the Lost boys were available or sober for comment as of going to press.
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If you would say this place is called 'Hobotopia' and that monkeys and cats live there, and the view is called a neatorama, I would believe you!

(Here in Europe trailers are not associated with 'rednecks', but with free people, gypsies, the circus, traveling merchants, and their descendants, etc. I would love to live there)
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Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where 'T' means 'Trailer' obviously.
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Important place on the internet, where the actual downloading and uploading takes place, from T1, T2, T3 and higher, etc. Where ‘T’ means ‘Trailer’ obviously. The different colors show the 'band'width.
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