Tree Jewelry

I can't decide whether this is serious or just cheeky fun, but here goes:

When was the last time your favorite tree demanded anything from you? Attention? Conversation? Compliments?
Surprise that oak, that maple, that honey locust. Drape a gleaming stainless
steel necklace around your precious. Fitted on indestructible marine line,
finished with marine hardware. Lasts forever.

Yup, it's jewelry. For trees. http://treejewelry.net/index.html

Just to show that magnificent trees look fine all by their natural selves, here is Neatorama's 10 Most Magnificent Trees in the World

As the tree grows wider, won't it begin to cut off the phylem or whatever that does the transportation of water?

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I was thinking exactly the same, Jacki.
The tree won't die, but it won't be very happy to have that "jewelry" either.

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yes, Alex

let's kill those trees, well, maybe not kill, but maim them anyway

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Tree jewelry??? What wiol they think of next? Is this really necessary? I mean it's creative, but what's the point?

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Seems expensive. Once you buy them necklaces they're going to want shoes and handbags to match.