Caption Monkey 5: Sumo!

It's time for another Neatorama's Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you'd like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you - if you don't win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

Update 8/16/07: Congratulations to Sky #1 for the winning comment:

He never knew after 6 years of schooling he would be working farts out of sumo wrestlers.