Man Escaped Death by Chocolate.

Darmin Garcia was pushing chocolate down into a vat and accidentally fell into the hopper!

"It was in my hair, in my ears, my mouth, everywhere," said Garcia, who has worked at the company for two years. "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds. I couldn't move."

Two hours later, and only after the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter, the firefighters managed to free the poor man.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/18/trapped.chocolate.ap/index.html