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Teddy Bear Picnic - What A Terrible Day To Be A Toy


Teddy Bear Picnic by Dooomcat

When the teddy bears came to the teddy bear picnic they were expecting to eat gummy berries, sip on chamomile tea and discuss any new rips, tears, repairs or button eyes they might have. Many of the bears had left their human owners and hobbled for miles to reach what was supposed to be the event of the year for plush toys. But the picnic had been turned into a massacre thanks to a particularly violent strain of stuffing virus, which turned the afflicted into savage seam ripping beasts who hungered for fresh fluff....

Show the world what really happened went they all went down to the woods with this Teddy Bear Picnic t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's so cute people will want to eat you all up when they see you wearing this dark and funny tee!

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SF Selfie - Social Media Has Hit The Streets


SF Selfie by Louisros

When the selfie craze reached the Street Fighter universe it immediately started causing all kinds of problems, mostly because that stretchy goofball Dhalsim wouldn't put his phone down and fight! The other fighters found it unfair to be KOd by a guy kicking you from across the ring while staring at a screen, so Blanka hatched a plan to destroy his phone once and for all. He crept up while Dhalsim wasn't paying attention and quickly shocked the heck out of him, fragging the phone in the process. The fighters cheered and tried to get back to battling, but Dhalsim interrupted by saying "Hey, can I borrow somebody's phone"

Ignite the yoga fire within you with this SF Selfie by Louisros, it's the easiest way to get a PERFECT score in geeky style.

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Shut Up And CHIMICHANGAS! - An Alternate Futura-meme


Shut Up And CHIMICHANGAS! by Daniel Sotomayor

The best, and most delicious, way to break the fourth wall is to shove a chimichanga in the viewer's face and let their smell-o-vision grab their attention via their nose holes. Then you yell some kind of witty phrase like "Now that's what I call fresh!" or "Did somebody order a chihuahua?", something drawn from the pool of comedic catchphrases you call a brain ought to knock 'em dead. Soon the whole interwebs will marvel at that delivery boy with a mouth who had them LOLing so hard they almost went full Zoidberg!

Comedic comic book mercs, futuristic cartoon folks and deep fried burritos collide on this Shut Up And CHIMICHANGAS! t-shirt by Daniel Sotomayor, it's the only way to Fry!

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Witness Me! Warning: Sarcasm Pliss Ken

Kanedaaaa! Tetsuooo!

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Dungeon Crawler - Wear Your Own Adventure


Dungeon Crawlers by Anna-Maria Jung

When you and your friends sit down to play a dungeon crawler you're expecting to see certain elements- mighty warriors and bedazzling wizards battling ferocious beasts, treasure chests and traps, remnants of an ancient civilization and those fresh to the underground fight learning what dragon's breath feels like. If you're lucky you'll only encounter orcs and goblins, but when the dungeonmaster throws an owlbear or gelatinous cube at you things start to get dangerous. Dungeon crawlers are all about the levels, the dangers, and the heroes who face it all with a manic smile on their faces!

Add some subterranean style to your geeky wardrobe with this Dungeon Crawlers t-shirt by Anna-Maria Jung, wear it and become the dungeon master of your own life!

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Enlist! Kneetrouble The Friendly Neighbor Ninja Kick Ass Clash

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King Of The Monsters - The Green God Of Destruction


King Of The Monsters by Shamus Beyale

He's the feature creature that stomped and screeched his way into our monster loving hearts by stomping cities into dust, and with his killer looks and massive screen presence it's no wonder he became the King Of The Monsters. The glorious Godzilla led the charge so that other kaiju creatures could roam around the cinema and cause trouble, and without the Monster King to stop those rogue kaiju they would have destroyed human civilization long ago. The King of the Monsters giveth and he taketh away, but mostly he giveth thrills and mega sized chills whenever he comes marching out of the ocean ready for action!

Celebrate the legacy created by one big lizard kaiju with this King Of The Monsters t-shirt by Shamus Beyale, it's one epic design that's sure to blow your fellow fans' minds.

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Skip The Mall Madness And Do Your Shopping At The NeatoShop Black Friday Sale!

Black Friday is a mighty ominous name for the one holiday shopping a year when shoppers are supposedly able to find the best deals.

But everybody knows the mall madness makes those deals not-so-great after all, so why go out and deal with the mall monsters when you can buy all the gifts you need in the NeatoShop?!

Now through November 29th, 2015 the NeatoShop is having a Black Friday sale, with all t-shirts up to 25% off, so you can give the gifts people want and SAVE!

Shopping on Black Friday can be a big mess

Tragic Kingdom by Jehsee

With hordes of shoppers descending on the malls like stormtroopers

SW White Christmas by DC Visual Arts

Ready to spend their hard earned coin because they think they're getting the best deal in town

Don't Wear This Alone by CoDDesigns

But there's no way you're going to beat the NeatoShop's Black Friday sale, so stay home and shop instead!

North Pole Santa Claus by CarloJ1956

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The Search Continues For The San Jose Alien

On November 7, 2015 the search for alien life on Earth supposedly came to an end when this creepy little critter was found in a backyard in San Jose, California, soon after a strange explosion was seen in the night sky.

People began to wonder what that green explosion in the sky could have been, so naturally they thought "Aliens!", but the Government claimed the whole thing was just a missile test gone wrong.

If the Government was telling the truth, and that light was nothing but a missile igniting too early, then what did social media seeker of truth Gianna Peponis actually find?

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Logical folks claim it looks like some kind of malformed animal fetus, and the fact checking folks at Snopes declared the tale of the San Jose Alien to be FALSE.

But there are those who still believe the San Jose Alien is out there, waiting to prowl around our neighborhoods, probe our neighbors, and chow down on some California burritos.

-Via The Daily What


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Rules Of Life On The Road From The Hobo Ethical Code

People assume that someone who has chosen to be homeless and travel across the country must have no drive, no goals, and no code of ethics, but a happy wanderer wouldn't get far without a game plan.

This game plan surprisingly involved a spirit of cooperation shared between fellow Hobos, and when they worked together they created a vagabond network that spanned across the country.

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Hobo networks were able to map out various aspects of society by using a symbolic code to communicate with each other, and before long their unification became official at the 1889 Hobo Convention in St. Louis, Missouri.

It was there that the Hobo Ethical Code was established, to help a happy wanderer be all he or she could be, and much of it sounds like good advice for us all:

5. BE A SELF-STARTER.

"When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts."

6. SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.

"Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals' treatment of other hobos."

7. BE MINDFUL OF OTHERS.

"When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you."

8. DON'T LITTER.

"Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling."

9. LEND A HAND.

"If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help."

Read 15 Rules From The Hobo Ethical Code Of 1889 here


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What Are The Biggest Jerks Found In Nature?

Nature is full of prey and predators, plants and bugs who eat plants, soft skinned humans and sharp pointy things that stab and stick.

These things are simply doing what they were made to do, but that doesn't stop humans from referring to them as aholes, jerks, and many other disparaging names accompanied by a string of expletives.

Redditors were recently asked to discuss "What's An A$%hole In Nature?", and their answers ranged from the true yet very obvious cats and wasps, to the a little more outside the box grass prickles and menstruation, to this completely abstract view on a-hole-ism.

-Via Cheezburger


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Things Japan Has That We All Need

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Japan is full of cool and innovative stuff, and they've been making some of the coolest stuff on the planet since well before their ports were open to Westerners.

By stuff I mean everything from their public transportation to their public toilets, their pop culture franchises to their food products, and most especially these locking bike racks that are free for all to use.

(Images by Scott Bryan for BuzzFeed)

It's also unclear why we don't have toilets as awesome as the ones they have in Japan, because nothing helps you do your business like an attentive toilet with sound effects and a bidet ready to wash your poop away.

And just to prove they've thought of everything they even sell new shirts and pants at the 7-11s, so you don't have to wander the streets in the nude anymore!

See 18 Things Japan Has That The World Desperately Needs here


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Dangerous To Go Alone - The Phrase That Began Decades Of Adventure


Dangerous To Go Alone by Twenty27 Designs

It's the line that would come to define a franchise, the words uttered by an old man in a cave before he gave up his sword so that Link may save Hyrule. When gamers were first told that it was dangerous to go alone we had no idea what that meant, but now that we've helped Link traverse scary dungeons, fight giant boss monsters and harness the power of the Triforce we know that old man wasn't lying! Still, a little opposition goes a long way in the making of a legend, and with the love of Zelda to keep him warm at night Link need never feel alone as he's making the world a safer place with sword and shield.

Celebrate a gaming legacy with this Dangerous To Go Alone t-shirt by Twenty27 Designs, it's a colorful way to show your love for that legend named Link!

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Megavengers Ultraman - The Faces Of Hardcore Console Gaming


Megavengers Ultraman by LavaLamp

Back in those classic 8-bit days of console gaming there was a game released based on the Avengers that ended up looking a lot like a game from the Mega Man franchise. Heroes like Cap, Black Widow and Iron Man were reduced to one trick marvels, while that cybernetic mastermind Ultron stood in the center waiting for players to fight their way to his lair. Despite their simple' names the Megavengers were ridiculously hard to beat, just like the real Avengers. But those who put in the time and effort were rewarded with a face-to-grill encounter with Ultron that usually lasted about ten seconds before the player was defeated and had to start the game over again from the beginning. Man, old school gaming was fun!

Add some geeky game to your wardrobe with this Megavengers Ultraman t-shirt by LavaLamp, it's sure to bring a smile to the faces of both Avengers fans and those who remember how hard it was to play a console game back in the day.

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Breaking Bob Heisenburger Peach Rick Vs. The Multiverse Rick And Porty

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Dream Big - Alien Aspirations


Dream Big by Ursulalopez

Life is an experiment in making something of yourself, but in order to become someone big you first have to dream big. Do you think the king of kaiju was born a giant beast capable of stomping Tokyo into dust? He started out small time just like the rest of us, without a bad reputation or an appetite for destruction, but in time he and his rep grew. People didn't know what to make of Lilo's furry alien friend when he arrived on the islands either, but just as people came to know and fear Godzilla so too will they someday run and hide when Stitch comes to town...

Share an extraterrestrial message of hope with this Dream Big t-shirt by Ursulalopez, it's big time cute and sure to spread terror smiles wherever you go!

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Alan Moore's Bizarre And Brilliant Star Wars Comics From The 1980s

Alan Moore's mind works in ways we mere humans cannot begin to comprehend, so when he's given a cast of characters to play with that are both iconic and beloved he's bound to take their storylines in a bold new direction.

Back in the 1980s Alan was given the chance to write stories for five issues of various Star Wars comics, and as you'd expect his unique vision took the franchise to some strange new places.

With titles like "Tilotny Throws A Shape" and "Rust Never Sleeps" you know the mind of Moore is going to deliver a Star Wars story that's anything but standard:

Two stormtroopers stand outside Dhol's palace, guarding the strategic duel. Unfortunately for them, Clat the Shamer makes an appearance, tasked with the vanquishing of Lord Vader. His weapon of choice? Empathy! A sentient being with the ability to manipulate human thought, Clat disposes of Vader's guards by reaching inside their minds and excavating painstaking memories of their darkest, most diabolical deeds. These hellish flashbacks are too brutal to bear, prompting STORMTROOPER SUICIDE—one of them commits an act of samurai-like Seppuku via his lightsaber (!).

Ben McCool from Tech Times posted a fun to read synopsis of each issue here, including publication info and panels from the comics, that show how far, far away simply wasn't far enough for Alan Moore!

-Via Boing Boing


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Seventeen People Who Ruined Thanksgiving

Preparing a Thanksgiving meal can be quite an ordeal, especially when you've decided to cook the entire thing by yourself, but recipe writers and those pretty little pictures on the box are mighty encouraging.

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Maybe they should put a picture of an utterly failed attempt on the box as well, to warn the would-be cook about what they're getting into.

But Thanksgiving dinner is about more than just desserts- it's about side dishes that are as sweet as dessert, that is, when you don't burn them to a crisp.

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Making a cake look pretty can be a bit difficult, and sides actually require the cook to check the oven every once in a while, but the turkey is foolproof, right? Therefore barbecuing the bird should be especially easy, and a real time saver.

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It'll save time alright, because you'll just end up pitching the bird in the trash and ordering a pizza!

See 17 People Who Accidentally Ruined Thanksgiving here

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PRESIDENTIAL PARDON - If You Hunger For The Truth Don't Follow This Man


PRESIDENTIAL PARDON by ALIENBIKER23

The President agreed to grant a pardon to whoever won the Hunger Games because he felt sure it couldn't be done, but that bold beauty Katniss was unaware of any such limitations. She proved that all the technology, manpower and deceit in the world can't stop the fiery heart of one who fights for freedom, and showed what people can do when they band together. Maybe they should elect Miss Everdeen for President instead?

Get geared up for movie night with this PRESIDENTIAL PARDON t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, it's one mighty cool design!

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Mr. Angry - Sometimes Incredible Heroes Come In Tiny Packages


Mr. Angry by BazNet

Remember those really cute Mr. Men and Little Miss books you used to read as a child? Each one focused on a different colorful character that embodied some aspect of the human condition, whether a mood, physical characteristic or personal attitude. The books were marvelous fun to read, but one Mr. Man never made it to the book store shelves- Mr. Angry. It told the tale of a guy who transformed into a hulking green mass of muscles whenever he got angry, and when he hulked out the whole world suffered. Children in test groups became violent after reading the book and began to smash everything in sight, so poor old Mr. Angry was scrapped in favor of characters who don't cause so much collateral damage...

He's the tiniest and silliest incarnation of an Avenger ever drawn, and now Mr. Angry is the star of this adorable t-shirt design by BazNet, bring it home and people will get pumped when they see your new shirt!

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China's Singles Day Has Become A Star Studded Spectacle

November 11th is Single's Day in China, which started out as a day for young people to celebrate their single life by buying themselves a gift but has ballooned into one of the world's largest online shopping days.

That's because some brilliant marketing maven at China's largest online retailer Alibaba advertised the day as a celebration back in 2009, and as interest in Single's Day grew so did the over-the-top theatrics of it all.

This year's festivities included an appearance by Daniel Craig, a Game Of Thrones inspired performance by Adam Lambert and a message from Kevin Spacey encouraging shoppers to buy more candy, all of which was perfectly summed up in this clip from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. (Contains NSFW material)

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With Alibaba earning around $14 billion dollars in one day and top Hollywood actors now making an appearance it seems there's no stopping the Single's Day spectacle from growing into a glittery beast that cannot be ignored.

Read more about Single's Day at BBC


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Animated Short Explains The Difference Between A Sweet Potato And A Yam

When you go to buy potatoes you generally just have to pick a color or a name, because whether they're red, russet or fingerling they're all called potatoes in the end.

But their tuberous root cousins are named sweet potatoes and yams even though they seem to be as similar to each other as two different kinds of potatoes. So what's in a name?

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Watching this helpful animated short created by Eva Hill should clarify all the differences between sweet potatoes and yams you need to know, but at the end of the day if it's baked then covered with butter it's all good!

-Via Huffington Post

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Hilarious Ghost In The Car Prank Clip From Japanese Variety Show

Prank videos aren't everyone's cup of tea, but those who enjoy watching people scared half to death in silly ways know that Japanese pranks are about as silly as they come.

For the Japanese love to get all theatrical with their pranking, taking the production well past scary and into the realm of the ridiculous.

This clip from a Japanese variety show features voice actress Tomoko Kaneda freaking out in the back of a cab because she thinks a ghost has appeared in the front seat.

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It's sorta like watching a sequence from The Ring play out in a taxi cab, only without the body contortion or creaking.

-Via GeekTyrant


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Ten Of The Most Gruesome Medieval Torture Techniques

Medieval torture techniques are some of the most brutal of all time, and whether they were encouraging a prisoner to talk, punishing a sinner, or simply carrying out a death sentence Medieval torturers were encouraged to perfect their deadly craft.

Part of that perfection of their deadly art involved designing and building devices such as the Judas Cradle, Pear Of Anguish and Iron Chair (pictured above), devices that could only be used as torture devices.

The Judas Cradle, one of the simplest of all torture devices, forced the victim to sit atop a pyramid shaped "seat" that resulted in orifice expansion and intense pressure.

The Pear Of Anguish was also an orifice based device, used to torture homosexuals, blasphemers, and  "women accused of facilitating a miscarriage"- it was usually inserted and expanded to mutilate and wound internally.

But in the end the Iron Chair was one of the most iconic and widely used torture devices in Medieval history, and one of the most feared.

Even though it was just a chair covered in spikes it was used for long term torture, as restraints were tightened over time and the spikes sank deeper into the skin...

Read The 10 Most Gruesome Torture Techniques From Medieval Europe at io9


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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Proves He Belongs In The Rhythm Nation

When Joseph Gordon-Levitt puts together a routine for Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation he remains in CONTROL the entire time, crushing it with both costume and performance while demanding the nasty call him Mr. Levitt.

This episode of Lip Sync Battle began with Anthony Mackie's energetic performance of MC Hammer's 2 Legit 2 Quit, which the judges seem to love, but then Mr. Levitt stomps in and completely steals the show.

(Fast forward to 2:00 if you just want to see Joseph Gordon-Levitt's performance)

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It's easy to see why they pay JGL the big bucks in Hollywood- he really knows how to get into character!

-Via Vulture


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Son Goku & Kinto-Un - High Flying Fun


Son Goku & Kinto-Un by S3NTRYDesigns

In his younger days Son Goku loved nothing more than to spend his days flying around on his kinto-un, or nimbus cloud. The cloud made it easy for Goku to get away from jerks in a hurry, and also made it easy for him to get to those hard to reach places and search for the objects he desired- the mighty dragon balls! Master Roshi is probably regretting his decision to give the nimbus to Goku now, but what's a mythological warrior without his magical steed?

This Son Goku & Kinto-Un t-shirt by S3NTRYDesigns is made for every kind of DBZ fan, from those who have watched from the beginning to those who prefer their anime action super saiyan sized.

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Son Goku Old Fashioned Training Pika-Chu One Of Seven

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Kittybell Kettlebell - The Purr-Fect Way To Get Buff


Kittybell Kettlebell by Jasonyerface

Everybody's talking about their kettlebell training and how buff they're getting, but they're only hitting the gym that hard because they don't have any love in their lives. Truth is, if they spent their days lifting a fat purring cat onto their laps instead of repeatedly lifting weights over their heads for hours on end they'd probably opt for the kittybells and ditch the gym membership.

Start a new kind of exercise craze with this Kittybell Kettlebell t-shirt by Jasonyerface, is there anything a cat can't do to improve our lives?

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Marilyn Monroe's First Nude Photos Have Been Revealed

Marilyn Monroe became known for a whole lot more than just her appearance in Playboy Magazine back in 1953, but she had no way of knowing she would become one of the most iconic Hollywood actors of all time.

So when she posed for photographer Tom Kelley back in 1949 she billed herself as Mona Monroe and posed for a nude pin-up that would become famous before she became a famous movie star.

This pin-up photo (and the unretouched full nude version) were used in the "Golden Dream" calendar printed around 1951, and when people realized the calendar girl was movie star Marilyn Monroe a few years later it became a big hit with the boys.

Marilyn posed for the picture out of pure "desperation" and was paid a measly $50 for the shoot, never knowing that it would become an important part of the Marilyn Monroe story.

See Marilyn Monroe's First Nude Photos Have Been Uncovered (NSFW) at Esquire


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Bryan Cranston's Grown Man Boy Band Is Ready To Rock Your World

Those packs of singing and dancing dandies known as boy bands are played out, and even their younger fans' are tired of their choreographed routines, so their days are truly numbered.

But who will rise to stand in the spotlight where three to five teenage boys once stood?

Bryan Cranston, James Corden and Reggie Watts, that's who, and their Grown Man Boy Band  "M3N NOT BOYS" gives hope to all those middle aged men out there who want to be a teen idol.

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All kidding aside, I want to see more from this amazing trio!

-Via Laughing Squid


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Adorable Slang Terms Used To Describe Sex Over The Last 600 Years

People generally use slang terms when they talk about sex in public, because it's considered "dirty talk" and therefore inappropriate for some ears to hear.

This tradition of using innocent sounding slang terms to discuss sex began long ago, and whether you call it making whoopee, bumpin' uglies or simply gettin' it on, chances are you'd rather use slang to talk about sex than speaking frankly.

mental_floss put together a fun collection of 31 Adorable Slang Terms For Sexual Intercourse From The Last 600 Years which includes these entries that are impossible to read without smiling:

2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)

4. Play at couch quail (1521)

8. Put the devil into hell (1616)

21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)

28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)

Because nothing says sexy like having one's corn ground!

Read the rest of the 31 Adorable Slang Terms For Sexual Intercourse here


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Vault Girl Fallout 4 - She's One Sweet Lookin' Spokesgal!


Vault Girl Fallout 4 by Vaiolet

The Vault-Tec folks were looking for a spokesperson to serve as the face of their latest underground habitats, but all they could find were slag faced Super mutants and scummy desperadoes. But then little Annie from Vault 111 walked into the room and wowed them all with her form fitting jumpsuit. The Vault-Tec folks loved her smile, which was warmer than midday in the Mojave, and they adored her hair, styled by a very gifted Mr. Handy she'd nicknamed Permie, but her derriere sealed the deal!

Bring some post-apocalyptic pin-up fun with this Vault Girl Fallout 4 t-shirt by Vaiolet, it's sweeter than Sunset Sarsparilla and sure to earn you all kinds of followers!

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OctoPinup Tardis Pinup Cindarella

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You're Sure To Have A Happy Holidays In These 25 Festive T-Shirts

True Meaning by Machmigo

There's no turning back now- the 2015 holiday season is upon us, and soon the gift giving bonanza will begin.

But there's good news for both givers and receivers- the NeatoShop has every kind of torso cover you could possibly need, from shirts for kids to tees and hoodies for adults to tiny dog tees for your furry friends.

And with thousands of designs to choose from, and more designs added every day, it's easy to handle your holiday shopping for less at the NeatoShop!

When the temperature starts to drop a few degrees each day

Droid To The World by DC Visual Arts

And the world becomes blanketed with white snow

Snowmen Hate Winter by FnC Works

People start getting together with friends and family to celebrate stuff

The Griffsons by Cart00nlion

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Little Reaper - He'll Be Your Escort To The Other Side


Little Reaper by Freeminds

To misjudge the power of the Reaper based on his size would be a grave mistake, but at least you can rest in peace knowing it will be the last mistake you ever make! The Little Reaper gathers souls that need guidance into the afterlife, shuttling spirits between the realms of the living and the dead with a little help from his black direwolf steed Mortis. Together they are tasked with keeping the spiritual balance, and although his purpose seems horrid the Reaper's not so scary after all!

Add some delightful darkness to your geeky wardrobe with this Little Reaper t-shirt by Freeminds, it's a wonderful design that's sure to blow their minds.

Visit Freeminds's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Kitsune Little Red Riding Hood Collect Moments Werewolf

View more designs by Freeminds | More Fantasy T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


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