There's a holiday hit sung on schoolyards around the world, a song dedicated to the heroic efforts of a man in a bat suit who is having a particularly bad day. History was made that day when his mobile lost a wheel and that joker ran away, and everyone who has ever sang along with this signature childhood holiday song knows who really smells and who really laid an egg- the clown who came up with this catchy song!
Celebrate the upcoming holidays the geeky way- with this Jingle Bells, Someone Smells, Someone Laid An Egg t-shirt by Rocky Davies, and get in the spirit of the season like a true batfan.
Even though he had a 60 billion double dollar bounty on his head The Stampede still had time to teach a punk a valuable lesson by sharing some words of wisdom with them before gunning them down. He never used to talk much, and never wanted to blast those punks to smithereens, but the pulp had hit the fan and both Vash and his associate Wolfwood were fed up with the filth roaming around Gunsmoke...
Add an exciting anime mashup to your geeky wardrobe with this Trigun Fiction t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, and show the world that the story of Vash isn't a work of fiction!
Attention Earthicans and squishy fleshen beings friendly to the Democratic Order Of Planets- Brannigan's Law has been put into place for the good of all living beings, babes or otherwise. When you submit to Zapp's law you're giving your body over to one of the mightiest and most powerful men in the universe, and when Brannigan's hands are all around you the feeling of safety will be too much for your trembling figures to handle! Remember Brannigan's Law- it's hard and fast!
Add a touch of intergalactic silliness to your geeky wardrobe with this Obey Brannigan t-shirt by Piercek25, and feel the warmth of Zapp's law hugging you all day long.
That Great Old squid faced monster Brickthulhu had risen from his slumber to tear the world apart brick by brick. He saw how much pride the humans took in their building block creations and wanted nothing more than to utterly destroy all of their hard work, driving them all crazy by forcing them to constantly rebuild. Luckily there were lots of strong minded builders out there available to build it all back up again, and enough fire to melt those plastic tentacles right off Brickthulhu's face!
Summon the power of your imagination's building blocks with this Brickthulhu t-shirt by Blueswade, and show the world you're a Cthulhu fan no matter what he looks like.
Usually a couch potato is a person who spends too much time sitting on the couch, but in this case the potato has become the couch, a functional piece of food furniture perfect for a rodent's flophouse:
They ain't your typical cookie cutter group of superheroes, these guys (and gal) got style, flair and a real knack for kickin' butt. You might call them a bunch of A holes behind their backs, but if you've got the titan sized cajones to say it to their face you'd better believe you'll be in for a scrap. They're guardians, but that doesn't mean you're safe from their wrath, and no matter where you hide in the galaxy Rocket, Star Lord and the rest will hunt you down and make you pay for calling them names!
Add some intergalactic attitude to your geeky wardrobe with this What A Bunch Of A Holes t-shirt by Tom Trager, it's the fun way to show your love of crass comic book champions.
The greatest thing about having a body that regenerates after death is you get to come back with a new, sometimes a bit older and uglier, face, and a snazzy new wardrobe! Sometimes you think weaering 3D glasses all the time is cool, other versions of you think bow ties are cool, but always you remain you somewhere deep inside. They call him the Doctor, although nobody is sure what sort of medicine he specializes in, but he does live on thanks to one particular medical motto- physician, heal thyself!
Sci-fi cool comes in many sizes and shapes, for example this totally Time Lord approved Latest Regerations t-shirt by Ddjvigo, pick one up and you'll be dancing with the Doctor every time you get dressed!
Ash was always telling everyone these crazy stories about the pocket monster battles that take place in Kanto, but as it turns out Ash is a total liar. When he says he tries hard to catch 'em all he's actually talking about the skill crane game he plays in an arcade in Kanto, where he can win various pocket monster shaped plush toys if he's skilled enough. There aren't any battles, or living pocket monsters for that matter, but don't tell Ash you're on to his little secret or it might cause him to crack up!
Get your geeky game on with this Kanto Games t-shirt by Donnie, and help Ash keep his dark secret...
When the King of all Cosmos comes home from a long day of bossing his son around and watching him create crazy katamaris the King likes to unwind with his favorite video game console- the Amari Damacy 6300. The Amari has all the latest games to keep the King entertained, like Sumo Beach Ball, Roll Up The Kitty and Boulder Scream 3, and when he needs to uplift his spirits even more he lets the Prince play and trounces him every time!
Show your love of the game gods with this Amari t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, it's far out and totally gamer-iffic!
When you're tearing down walls better come correct, Watch for humans on your back and protect ya neck! If a Scout starts flying better hit the deck, and if you wanna live best protect ya neck! When those tasty little morsels get all up on your dorsals whatcha gonna do big man- protect ya neck! Word to Wall Maria, this is MC Titan T signing off the attack, peace through superior chewing power y'all!
Spread the word about Cadet weaponry and neck vulnerability with this Protect Ya Neck! t-shirt by CoDDesigns, it's the smart way to declare your love of dark fantasy anime!
Before your Yoshi will be ready to be used as a steed, egg launcher and baby transporter there are a few things you need to know about training- 1: fire flowers give him terrible gas, 2: Yoshis don't like high heels digging in to their sides, so no princesses allowed and 3: make sure to keep your Yoshi well fed or else they might start thinking baby Mario would make a tasty snack!
This How To Train Your Yoshi t-shirt by Harantula is super cute and looks way cool on women and bros, so don't be a Luigi- pick one up today!
There's nothing kittehs love better than a double scoop mice cream cone on a hot summer day. With flavors like blue cheese, mousy mango and raspberry rodent cats go crazy when they hear the sweet sound of freshly scooped mice cream. It's the taste cats prefer two-to-one over canned food, and when a scoop of mice cream gets loose they put on a quite a show as the cat and mouse games begin!
Add some fun flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Mice Cream t-shirt by Stephanie Jayne Design, it truly is the cat's meow!
It was the strip that never ends, yes it went on and on my friend, somebody started drawing it forgotting where they were, so they just kept on drawing it to make the strip more circular. It was a comic fan's dream come true, but it was also a nightmare too, because whoever started reading it found they couldn't stop, and if they'd ever reached the end they would have seen the story flop....
Hand drawn infinity has never looked as fun as it does on this Mobius Comic Strip t-shirt by Mark Heath, it might be too much for some minds to handle!
It has been over twenty five years since Leonardo and his teenage mutant bros crawled out of the sewer and hit the streets, and Leo ain't lookin' too good these days! He has had a lot of free time on his hands since Shredder died in a freak accident, and ever since the Ninja Turtles went their separate ways Leo has been living the low life ordering pizzas by the dozens and watching home movies of the good old days. If you see Leo give him a hug, spot him a couple of bucks for a pie, just don't agree to give him a sponge bath!
Everyone's favorite teenage mutants get a little too real on this SEWER PIPE TEENS: MORBID-LEO-BESE t-shirt by BeastPop, it's a fun way to show love for garbage pail kids and ninja turtle teens at the same time!
Pika had grown tired of being cooped up in that poke ball, and he was tired of fighting for his owner's glory, so he decided to fight back against the humans. He assumed his ultimate form during a lightning storm and instantly grew to over five hundred feet tall, his stripy yellow body crackling with energy. Ash was his first target, since he'd held Pika captive for so long, and squashing him like a bug underfoot felt good. Soon Pika was in the spirit, stomping humans and destroying the city like he'd always dreamed, and the legend of Pikzilla began to spread to towns outside ground zero...
Bring some giant monster goodness to your geeky wardrobe with this Pikzilla t-shirt by Thomashy2000, and remember to let your pocket monsters roam or they might get restless!
Come to Freddy Fazbear's for the animatronic entertainment and stay for the good food and fun games, but don't stay too long...you wouldn't want Freddy catching you in his restaurant after it's closed! Just ask any graveyard shift security guard and they'll tell ya- Freddy and his friends don't look so frriendly after closing time, and they're programmed to crush, crumple and destroy! At Freddy Fazbear's Pizza your fantasies come true five days a week, and your nightmares come alive after dark...
Scare up some laughs from your fellow gamers with this Freddy Fazbear's Pizza t-shirt by Ninjaink, it's one frighteningly fun fantasy ad for a place where no kid should ever be caught dead!
Even though Alice was falling down a seemingly never ending rabbit hole at an alarming rate she couldn't help but appreciate the beauty of her surroundings. The walls were full of vibrant textures, gusts of air twirled right before her eyes, and the furniture that fell beside her looked like flamingos soaring through the sky. Alice thought her mind might be playing tricks on her, and this suspicion was confirmed when a grinning purple cat started talking to her about standing on its head. How far would she fall before the Wonderland ground came up to meet her?
Add some animated wonder to your geeky wardrobe with this Alice's Fall t-shirt by Kellabell9, and watch your fellow fans of Alice in Wonderland grin with delight!
Hey kids, are ya lookin' for a game that will shock you into smiling, a morbid adventure under the sea where Big Daddy and his little sisters are waiting to play with you? Then you need to bring home Rapture, the latest killer cartridge for the NEStalgia Entertainment System. Rapture is full of bio powered abilities, dark deception, freaky folks wearing masks and the horrible feeling of dread as the underwater compound you're in starts to crumble all around you. It's a real hoot! Rated M for mighty disturbing.
Show the world that you're game for anything geeky with this Rapture t-shirt by Pacalin, it's totally killer!
The animal kingdom was tired of hearing about that man who pretended to be a bat while fighting crime, and they were ready for a hero of their own to swoop in and flap his way to fame. When Bat Bat emerged the critter kingdoms couldn't contain their joy, and with a sonar scream and a flapping of his leathery wings Bat Bat soared across the sky sending a message of hope and freedom to the creatures below...
Don't be a clown, or a villain, bring home this superheroic Bat Bat t-shirt by Dooomcat and let your geeky side soar!
Groot may seem a bit gruff, and it's really hard to understand what he's saying since he can only say three words, but when it comes to giving he's one heck of a nice tree-thing! When a friend asks for a piece of fruit he obliges, and he'll even give his life to protect the ones he cares about, namely that raccoon named Rocket who lives in his branches and helps keep him warm at night. And when that giving Groot is gone don't worry- that branch he left behind is a sign that he'll be back!
Add a delightfully geeky mashup to your collection with this Groot Is Giving t-shirt by Warbucks Design, it's one of the cutest Guardians inspired designs in the galaxy!
When that infamous alien predator came down to Earth to stalk human prey by the hundreds he decided to assume a form seen as more pleasant by the fleshy beings, so he could get in nice and close for the kill. At first his Mickey inspired getup worked, but as soon as the word spread about a cartoon mouse on a killing spree in the city limits the gig was up and the predator had to revert to his previous methods of stalking prey without being seen...
The predator has never looked as presentable as he does on this Icky Mouse t-shirt by Dann Matthews, bring it home and you won't have to say a word- your shirt will do all the talking for you!
Archaeologists digging where a kingdom formerly known as Hyrule once stood uncovered a skeleton that changed the way they saw the importance of pop culture, and video games in particular, to human civilizations. The little guy was sporting a green tunic and elfish pointy hat, and despite his diminutive size he appears to have been a warrior, and scientists were quick to dub their discovery The Legend of the Missing Link.
Looking to uncover some geeky style points? Bring home this Missing Link t-shirt by Wirdou and you won't have to dig for something cool to wear!
The animated movie about that mermaid had gotten Ursula all wrong- she wasn't a bad girl, she was just drawn that way. In real life she was far more likely to use her powers of seduction and charm to seduce unwitting princes rather than trickery and deceit. She still isn't very well liked by the undersea denizens of Poseidon's kingdom, but that's beceause everyone is jealous of her good looks and likeability, and girls are afraid of letting her near their man lest she snatch them away with a smile!
Show the world bad girls need love too with this Bad Ursula t-shirt by Edwoody, it's villainously cool and sure to make your fellow little mermaid fans grin with delight.
When the Doctor returned to London he wanted to do so in a big way, but there were some rolling trashcans armed with lasers terrorizing the city he loved. The Doctor had been calling the faraway towns for weeks, trying to make sure nothing was burning and no zombies of death were walking around, but there was no reply and when he landed his blue police box in Trafalgar Square he saw why- everyone had gone underground to avoid being exterminated...
Add some sci-fi cool to your geeky wardrobe with this The Doctor's "London Calling" t-shirt by Captain RibMan, it definitely won't clash with the rest of your wardrobe and everyone who sees it will know you rock!
He's a beast with an appetite as big as the great outdoors, but his little tiny arms make it impossible to get his food back to his table! They call him a savage, a mongrel, and look upon his eating habits with disdain, but you can't blame the guy for just chowing down when he can't carry much. Maybe they should start making those trays with arm straps attached to the bottom, then you'll see how civilized a T-Rex can be at feeding time.
Bring a buffet full of funny to your geeky wardrobe with this DINE-O-SAUR t-shirt by CrewsCreative, your fellow dino fans will totally eat it up!
The tenth Doctor liked to throw on his 3D glasses and wander around the city at night, so he could get some serious thinking done. The moonlight glow made everything seem so clear, and the Doctor imagined he could see the entirety of time and space stretched out before him on the city streets. He often went unnoticed at night, and likewise failed to notice the creeps lurking all around him, but his midnight walks weren't meant to attract attention- they were the Doctor's version of me time, and an exercise in being comfortable in his own new regenerated skin...
Bring some sci-fi flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Nighttime Doctor t-shirt by Cheeky Designs, it proves everything and everyone looks better by moonlight!
When life starts to get you down, and your face begins wearing a frown, the best thing to do is take a tip from a clown and make yourself smile with a night on the town. Life is too short to take little things like grand theft and homicide too seriously, you gotta live your life like there's no tomorrow and smile like you've got one too many bats in your belfry!
Bring a smile to the face of your fellow Batfans with this Why So Serious? t-shirt by Donnie, and show off your less serious side.
The 1939 film changed the face of pop culture, and ever since Margaret Hamilton's Wicked Witch of the West was shown sporting skin a glorious shade of Technicolor green the color has become a witchy standard.
This Halloween people will be sitting around campfires telling scary stories, but those stories won't be about boogeymen or hook handed killers, they'll be about a different kind of fiend- the eccentric entertainer.
They can pop up out of nowhere, their behavior is totally unpredictable, and they have so much money and notoriety that they can get away with just about anything.
Bill Murray Stories is a comedy short by Jon Bershad about a group of friends discussing the strange appearances of the beloved, and totally eccentric, actor.
Bill has become the stuff of legend since he's able to appear anywhere, and his uncanny ability to solve people's problems with sage advice and a bit of bartending makes his appearances hard to believe.
If you encounter Bill Murray in the wild make sure you snap a pic or nobody will ever believe you!