BMO wanted to make something special for you to celebrate the holidays, but he got distracted helping Finn and Jake save the world, so he has just now gotten around to baking you a cake! It's modeled after his favorite portable gaming buddy Game Boy, who always has a smile on his face and your favorite cartridge loaded in his head. This is one time you're allowed to play with your food, and eating an entire CakeBoy will be quite the culinary adventure!
Show the world you're an old school gamer with mad flavor, sport this CakeBoy t-shirt by Jango Snow and take your geeky wardrobe to a whole new level!
Skulls are made out of all kinds of cool stuff, like ligaments, cartilage and bone, but when you make a skull out of all kinds of old timey stuff, like clip art pictures of pigs in dresses and whatnot, you've got something to smile about! Clip art is totally classic, and skulls are one of the most classic symbols you could ever wear on your body, so a clip art skull makes so much sense you'd have to be a bone head to scoff at the simply amazing look of a clip art skull!
Miniature images combine to form this scary cook Clip Art Skull design by tomburns, it's an instant classic!
Everybody keeps going around hearting New York, like it's some kinda great town to visit and take in a Broadway show or something, but lemme tell ya NYC ain't what it used to be. Nowadays New York is just one giant maximum security prison, and the only way you can tour the city in peace is if you have a piece in your hand and aren't afraid to use it! Take it from ol' Snake- if you're looking for a relaxing escape stay away from New York!
Bring some classic movie goodness to your geeky wardrobe with this I (Escape) New York t-shirt by BazNet, and keep the Plisskin love alive!
When the hatchlings reached an age where they were finally able to begin breathing fire the young throne seeker they called mother looked for a way to show them how to release the flame from within. She sought to teach them like a mother dragon would, but since she was a human she had no knowledge of draconian teaching methods or their learning games she had to improvise. One day the hatchlings started to spit little spurts of flame from their mouths, so as a way to encourage them to breathe fire Daenerys screamed "Dracarys!" and coaxed the young dragons into letting loose a scorching cloud of flame...
Bring some fiery fantasy flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Dracarys! t-shirt by Narwen, it's a red hot design with lots of game!
For Tifa looks are deceiving, and you'd better believe she lives up to her title as Avalanche's best fighter. She wasn't born to battle, but Tifa's heart has been tested on the toughest fields and she has survived the deadliest encounters all with her simply fabulous fighting gloves. If you think women aren't as tough as men think again, because Tifa won't stop fighting until well after the final round and she's more than a match for any man!
Show some love for your favorite fantasy RPG superstar with this Avalanche's Best Fighter t-shirt by Barrett Biggers, it's the stylish way to bring your FFVII love with you wherever you go!
With 2015 finally here it's time to pause and reflect on what is important to us, and what we truly love in life. For some it's money, cars or other material possessions, but for us geeks it's all about our favorite characters from our favorite franchises, and with each new year comes new opportunities to enjoy pop culture goodness and fill our lives with colorful fun!
So why not ring in the new year with some new clothes from the Neatoshop that show how much you love all things geeky, with designs that can be put on t-shirts, hoodies, smartphone cases, messenger bags, stickers, and canvases. The NeatoShop even has t-shirts in toddler and kids sizes, so there's something fun for everyone to wear!
The NeatoShop has something for every type of geek out there, from the classic sci-fi fan to the lover of all things fantasy
Bay wasn't out looking for friends, but when he saw that BB droid with the spinning body whiz by he had to investigate. It had crosses all over its lower sphere, indicating it served a medical purpose, but it didn't have the capacity for conversation that old bay had, so bay wondered how the heck it was going to help people if it couldn't ask them how they feel?
Where had this strange little droid come from, and why was it in such a hurry? Turns out the seventh episode of a beloved movie series was being filmed nearby, and that spinning R unit had run away from the set out onto the streets of San Fran, just in time to drag bay away from pestering random people on the street!
Share your love of sci-fi's adorable robot characters with this Fast Friend t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, it might even make you a few friends when your fellow geeks see you wearing this fabulous shirt!
Everyone knows ohana means family, and if you want to serve your family a treat that's out of this world for breakfast you gotta bring home a cube of Jumba's Ohana Hoops. They're the only cereal endorsed by stitch, and those glowing loops of oat taste like the critter kibble he used to eat back home! If you're tired of serving the same old earthbound breakfasts to your totally bored kids then bring home a box of Ohana Hoops and serve up some sci-fi adventure! *Jumba's is not responsible for damage caused by free plasma gun inside specially marked cubes of Ohana Hoops*
Add some animated alien flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Ohana Hoops t-shirt by Gilles Bone, it's a delicious way to show your love for that naughty little Elvis loving alien!
He's overshadowed in the shadows, less a-peeling than heroes who dress like cats and bats, but that banana loving man has something those other guys don't- his boyish good looks! He has a heart as golden as the skin of his favorite fruit, and this wimp-turned-winner will continue battling the forces of evil as long as there are bananas for him to devour. The Bat may lurk in darkness, swoop in and disable his prey in silence, but Banana man doesn't need to prance around and hide in the dark to win a fight, and his banana breath is enough to subdue any ne'er-do-wells he may encounter!
Show your love for the most potassium rich superhero to ever don spandex with this Holy Bananas! t-shirt by Stationjack, it'll make you look mighty slick!
They say there's no place like home for the holidays, and celebrating the new year with friends and family is totally the way to go, but how ya gonna feed all those hungry folk? There's only one food that works for every occasion, and brings both charm and handsomosity to your festive mealtimes, and that food is the magical Hamm. When the Hamm comes to the table the meals will feel a bit more interesting, way sexier and you'll be talking about the night you brought a ham named John home and ate him all up!
People will go mad for your geeky style when they see you wearing this Hamm For The Holidays t-shirt by Hillary White, and looking down at that smilin' hunk o' meat will make you feel good!
Celebrities demand big money for their likeness when they're busy starring in movies and TV shows, but when their celebrity star has burned out advertising offers tend to dry up.
Some celebs have integrity and won't sell out for a buck, and then there are those who don't much care what they're endorsing as long as their face is highly visible to their adoring public. Take a trip down the aisle of the famously fallen, where ten strange examples of celebrity endorsement await you.
Okay, I'll admit this one made the list mostly because of its horrible name, and Stallone admittedly knows a thing or two about working out. But imagine Sly in his own voice, the voice of Rocky and Rambo, saying "I love me some high protein pudding!" *shudder*
Apparently chicken is big with country music celebs, and when Dwight Yoakam heard Kenny Rogers was opening his own chicken restaurant he didn't want to get left out of the poultry peddling game, so Dwight Yoakam's frozen food products were born.
There are Chicken Lickin's for those rough ridin' wranglers who like their poultry extra spicy, there are fries that come in regular chicken and pizza flavor, and the gross sounding Macaroni Mouth Poppers.
Steven Seagal used to be an active guy, who got toned for every movie he made, but since his career has fizzled he has let himself go. One of the catalysts behind his rapid weight gain might be these Lightning Bolt energy drinks he's peddling, which are most likely chock full of sugar and "energy giving nutrients", which make it twice as hard to lose the weight.
Professional athletes are supposed to represent the pinnacle of physical fitness, and they train year round to keep their bodies in perfect form, so they probably aren't scarfing down bags of Oreos on a daily basis.
So why did Apolo Ohno, Eli Manning, Shaq and Venus Williams agree to endorse the Triple Double Oreo, a double decker cookie that's twice as bad for you? Something tells me Nabisco has many green presidential friends who helped sway them...
It was left to rust and rot in a field like a useless old relic, but unbeknownst to most of humanity that giant mechanical marvel made of iron is capable of destroying the entire planet. The giant mech came from another world, made by an alien race with tech knowledge far beyond our own, but when they lost their weapon they also lost all control over the mighty machine. It seems they'd made a huge mistake giving the mech a degree of free will, and when a little boy discovered the rusting relic in a field behind his house the giant discovered what it means to be human.
Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Relic t-shirt by Machmigo, and show the world that American cartoons have some pretty cool mechs too!
Hollywood filmmakers love to release merchandise based on their films, mostly because it means more money in their pocket, but not every film is a good basis for tie-in merchandise. In fact, some films really shouldn’t be marketed in this way at all, and yet the stream of movie tie-in merch flows on, bringing a new batch of bad products to us with every new batch of films.
Here are ten of the worst movie tie-in products ever made:
Rambo does all of his talking with his weapons, and he apparently chews Black Flak gum while blasting the bad guys! Want to be just like Rambo, kiddies? Chew a pack of Black Flak all at once and feel the Sly Stallone energy coursing through your veins!
There was once a pretty good movie made about an amazing graphic novel by Alan Moore called The Watchmen, and someone saw unlimited merchandise potential in the franchise. They made licensed costumes, toys, accessories and apparel galore, but then they took film merchandising one step too far and released a Dr. Manhattan blue The Watchmen condom.
The condoms came complete with slogan “We're Society's Only Protection” printed on the paper sleeve, and anyone who has read the graphic novel and/or seen the film will know why this product is wrong in so many ways!
The book Letters To E.T. is an utterly useless tie-in product, containing nothing but fan letters sent to Steven Spielberg after the release of E.T. in theaters. It pretty much has nothing to do with E.T., and something tells me the few people who bought a copy were the ones who wrote the letters contained in the book!
It’s one of the most lowdown examples of fandom exploitation, and probably left a lot of kids feeling sad and confused when they received it as a gift only to find it had virtually nothing to do with their favorite extraterrestrial.
Jar-Jar Binks is the most beloved character in the Star Wars universe, the universally loved and celebrated character that starred in Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones, and kids and grown-ups loved him so much that they totally wanted to make out with him!
Enter the Jar-Jar Binks Mega Mouth candy, featuring a sucker center shaped like J-J’s tongue so you can relive that famous scene in the movie when that human totally makes out with him!
The Bloodborne is coming, storming in like the ides of March to cleanse the city of the impure and the fallen. He wasn't looking for a fight, or to become a hero, he was simply seeking a cure said to lie within the ruins of the city, but he wasn't going to back down either. This is no ordinary pilgrim, no mere traveler- he is a force of life born to destroy the darkness...
Add a touch of horror to your geeky wardrobe with this Bloodborne- Born In Blood t-shirt by Mdk7, it's dark and spooky in all the right ways!
The bricks had officially hit the fan, and Daryl knew he was going to have to fight for his little square life if he wanted to see his brother again. He'd witnessed dead plastic people rising from their graves,and it had almost shaken his resolve. How could dead plastic come back to life like that, and why did it now have an appetite for the living? He didn't know the why, only the how to turn them back into a motionless pile of bricks- with a bolt to the head!
Add some brick-tastic adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this Daryl Brixon t-shirt by Kgullholmen, and show the world you wouldn't be caught dead walking around in a boring t-shirt!
The interwebs are teeming with life hacks, and yet it seems like the more of these little tips and tricks we read the less we remember them all, or any at all, when you're in need of a life hack solution to a problem.
That’s usually because the hack in question was created to solve a virtually nonexistent problem, and remembering a hack you hardly ever use is a waste of good brain space!
So where are all the hacks for everyday problems, problems people can relate to, in other words popsicle problem hacks?
They weren't the hottest band in the world, or the most well known, but The Beetz had something those other bands couldn't touch- a fan named Doug! They're a colorful bunch of characters, and the songs they write really resonate with their Funnie fans, because who doesn't relate to tracks like "Killer Tofu" and "I Need More Allowance"? For those who appreciate rockin' good tunes The Beetz can't be beat, for the rest there's that other band named after a bug...
Add some cartoon cool to your geeky wardrobe with this The Beetz t-shirt by Eman!, and take your style back to those nick toon 90s!
They were really good at finding their targets, taunting their targets and eliminating their targets, but they weren't in the business of shipping and transporting so they really had no business handling that slab of carbonite. However, neither one of 'em possessed the ability to turn down a buck, so when that giant slug of a crime boss paid for their services they gladly agreed. They got the thing on the transport ship all right, but the problem with flying through the middle of a war is things get mighty bumpy, and Fett had forgotten to secure that block of Solo in the cargo bay...
A mercenary and a bounty hunter went to a cantina...and then they ended up on this Opps t-shirt by Coinbox Tees, one funny adventure starring Wade and Boba that you can wear on your chest!
Celebrating the holidays with your virtual family is an annual tradition for TV junkies like myself, but this year was sorely lacking in new Christmas episodes, especially in the sitcom world. so I had to go digging in the vaults.
Here are ten Christmas episodes from classic sitcoms of yesteryear, to remind us how good Yuletide sitcom episodes used to be.
1. 3rd Rock From The Sun- Jolly Old St. Dick (1996)-
What could be wackier than a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family? How about a bunch of aliens pretending to be a normal human family at Christmastime! It's 3rd Rock, it's a Christmas episode, it's hilarious!
2. Married With Children- You Better Watch Out (1991)-
Remember how amazing it was to see real life Santas doing amazing stunts and tricks when you were a kid? This episode of Married...With Children will show you how one minor mishap in a Santa stunt will scar you for life!
3. Square Pegs - A Child's Christmas In Weemawee (1982)-
Do you remember that totally radical sitcom from the early 80s called Square Pegs? If not don't worry, because Square Pegs only lasted for a season, and is probably best known for launching the career of Sarah Jessica Parker, but it was a real gem of a show.
Watch this Christmas episode and, like, let those nostalgiac holiday vibes flow, man!
He's a legend among those who live in Fantasia, a serpentine figure that cuts across the night sky like a bolt of ivory, but for one little boy that dragon is more than just a mythical figure- he's also a friend. A story can only paint as much of a picture as the words will allow, and those tales simply don't do that dragon justice because they can't begin to describe what a joy it is to be around a being who is so massive and powerful in body yet humble and pure of heart.
Share your love of folklore and fantasy films with this Falkor Folklore t-shirt by Bamboota, it'll earn you a neverending stream of compliments!
Artists and crafters know that nothing says "I love you" like a handmade gift, and when it comes to making stuff nothing makes new stuff quite like old stuff, also known as upcycling.
Here are ten fun and easy to follow tutorials that show you how to make neat new Christmas stuff out of old stuff you would otherwise just recycle or throw away.
1. Baby Food Jar Snowglobes-
When you've got a baby in the house you typically end up with a bunch of used baby food jars bound for the recycling bin, but why trash those jars when you can use them again? People often keep baby food jars around for nuts and bolts, art supplies, etc. but they can also be used to make neat little snowglobes!
Stuck with a bunch of leftover cups from your last soiree? Cups of all sizes and materials make a great, and very unique, wreath. This tutorial presents a plain white cup wreath as the final product, but it looks like the skeleton of a far more colorful wreath to me.
With a little paint, tinsel, ribbon, candy, and whatnot you can turn a string of cups into one cool piece of DIY Christmas decor.
However, cups can always be saved for another occassion, but what the heck can you do with all those small scraps of wrapping paper? Turn them into a stylish and ultra festive wreath wrapping paper wreath, and show everyone who visits your home that you are one creative Christmas lovin' crafter!
Remember all those pasta related projects from elementary school? Bring those fun food art projects forward into adulthood by making some cute little Pasta Christmas Trees! They're utterly adorable, fun and easy to make, and they'll bring a bit of your childhood home to stay in a really crafty way!
When light bulbs burn out they end up in the trash, but their glass bodies, which are perfectly round or teardrop shaped, and metal tops make them ideal forms for a hand painted Christmas tree ornament.
This tutorial require intermediate to advanced level painting skills, but when you think of the light bulb as the underlying form of your ornament crafters of all skill levels can create something cool with an idea, a bulb and some supplies.
It seems prison shows are all the rage these days, but they've finally put some folks on the small screen who are capable of creating some extremely watchable chaos- the inmates from Arkham asylum. Anybody who's ever seen him on the screen knows that Joker was meant to be a star, but most of the other criminally insane stars of the show had to ease into the limelight, and they're still not sure about all those cameras. Fans of that other popular prison show are probably wondering to themselves- but which one is Crazy Eyes? Take your pick!
Bring some villainous fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Arkham Is The New Black t-shirt by Nertee Designs, it's the perfect shirt whether you're enjoying a night out on the town or you're locked up at home binge watching your favorite TV show.
The Smash bros. Mario and Luigi run a totally clean operation, that is after they've sprayed all the Pac blood and Kirby goop off the walls of the battle arenas, but the extremely long waiting list proves that video game avatars love a good brawl. However, after a few rounds of combat in the Super Smash arenas the video game world is left sadly lacking in heroes like Link and Sonic, as they recover from their battle wounds!
Add some console gaming color to your geeky wardrobe with this Smash Brawl t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the gamiest bit of gear you'll ever proudly wear around town.
This kooky old sci-fi flick features Santa Claus squaring off against militant Martians who have abducted him, along with a couple of kids, so they can put Santa to work making toys for the children of Mars.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is an admittedly schlocky flick, but there's something delightfully kitschy about the film that makes it a yearly Xmas tradition in my house!
This odd film from Mexico gives us a glimpse inside Santa's Toyland castle in outer space where he employs the famous wizard Merlin and watches over all the boys and girls in the world. His operation is threatened when Satan sets out to kill him by making every kid in the world turn naughty, sending the slapstick devil Pitch to Earth so he can finish the job.
Can Santa save the children of the world (mostly Mexico, of course) from turning in to rotten little brats? Hunt this vintage oddity down and find out! (The MST3K version is on Netflix).
Gojira was making a comeback, and he wanted to show the world that he was no longer the innocent little kaiju he used to be, so he decided to come in for his grand reappearance atop a wrecking ball. He needed to show the world that he's sassy, dangerous and totally electric, a scaly pop culture superstar ready to blow the world away with his free spirited attitude. Unfortunately, the public was not adoring, and they didn't like having some movie star diva smash up their town for some cheap publicity!
Wear this Wrecking Ball t-shirt by Naolito and you'll be a smash hit with your fellow kaiju fans!
One lucky little bear went for a float amongst the stars, and when ground control checked in he told them he was ready for a major award...in the form of a triple scoop ice cream cone! The view from outside the space shuttle was mighty nice, but that astronaut bear only had eyes for his delicious frozen treat, which sat just out of reach and was starting to float away in slow motion...
Add some adorable intergalactic flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Astronaut Bear t-shirt by Mike Jacobsen, and show the universe how tasty t-shirts can be!
Christmas is the king of commercialized holidays, the one time of year when we buy-buy-buy and give-give-give, but some of the crazy holiday themed crap some companies come up with takes the spirit of giving straight over the top!
Here are twelve of the strangest, WTF inducing Christmas themed products ever sold to a holiday merchandise hungry world. Time to update your Christmas list!
1. Santa Bathroom Set-
Sitting on the throne has never been more festive! Let Santa make your movements a little more pleasant, it's a lot like sitting on his lap only you don't get a candy cane when you're done...
It seems like most baby costumes take the fact that the baby can't walk into account during the design phase, but the look on this baby's face says wearing this Christmas Tree Baby Bunting is pure torture. Believe it or not some kids remember traumatic incidents from their babyhood, and they'll spend the rest of their lives plotting their revenge...
They say wearing an image of Santa's butt on your person will bring you good luck come Christmas, but it will also make you the butt of many jokes throughout the year.
Luckily, there are these Santa's Butt earrings, which are small enough to cover up if you have long hair. That way you can wear Santa's Butt all year long, and it will be your own little Yuletide secret.
Doctor Horrible Brain is cursed, which doesn't seem surprising considering he chose to become a supervillain rather than finding honest work as a lab rat or trash picker, but his curse doesn't stem from his career choice. No, Doc Brain is cursed because of his choice in friends, and now he's stuck with his henchman Pinky for the rest of his little rodent life. Every night that dimwitted Pinky slinks in to his operating chamber and asks him the same stupid question- "What do you want to do tonight, Doctor Horrible Brain sir?", to which the Doc inevitably answers "Try to take over the world, and find a new girlfriend, in that order!"
Share your love of classic cartoons, and cult classic indie flicks, with this What Do You Want To Do Tonight? t-shirt by Wirdou, and you'll never have to worry about anyone accusing you of having horrible taste!
That Great Old One with the squid for a face used to be a real sourpuss, hell bent on subjugating and eliminating mankind, but then he met a man named Santa who changed his entire outlook on human life. Now Cthulhu is the biggest Christmas fan of them all, and when he arises from his slumber he's not coming to eat you, or drive you insane, he just wants to sing you Christmas carols and give you a present. But be aware that Cthulhu is pretty new to the whole giving a gift without taking the mortal's soul thing, so his presents might be a tad on the gory side...
Bring some wickedly fun style to your Christmas with this Merry Cthulhumas! t-shirt by Captain RibMan, and you'll end up on the Naughty list right where you belong!