To a pumpkin, the worst part of carving is having to scoop out the brains! I wonder if human heads last any longer than pumpkins once they've been scraped clean and lit up from the inside with a candle?
To say that Axe Cop is one of the best comics ever is an understatement, because Axe Cop is THE BEST EVER!!
Now we've got a cartoon featuring Axe Cop to watch, and as a teaser Fox has given us a sample of the madness that awaits us when this axe wielding cop dresses up for Halloween and hits the streets.
Bonus Points- Nick Offerman aka Ron Swanson is the voice of AXE COP! Squee!
--via Topless Robot
Apparently the grandfather of grunge isn't dead, he's just been plotting a way to defeat Batman!
Kurt CoBANE has moved out of Seattle and in to Gotham City, and his voice change is an unfortunate side effect of all the drugs fed to him by his insane wife Courtney Love. Maybe that's why he's so angry at ol' Batsy...
If two Trekkers ever decided to tie the knot in full costume on Halloween then they'd most certainly need this cake to be in attendance!
Combining the forces of geekdom with the holiday made for cosplayers, the Black Cherry cake company have really outdone themselves with this colorful work of edible art. And is that a cute little kitty hanging out on the side?
Okay, so this isn't a costume per se, more like a puppet or rig controlled by a guy wearing all black to conceal his identity, but it's still pretty darn cool.
And if they ever had a Star Wars parade they would definitely invite this guy to come marching down the street with them, and all would be right in the universe...
Talk about stepping up your pumpkin carving game! Pumpktris was created by Nathan Pryor, a guy who was clearly tired of just looking at jack-o-lanterns and wanted a little interactivity with his Halloween decor.
This fully playable pumpkin has a LED light gameboard and uses the stem as a controller, and Nathan has been kind enough to include a step-by-step tutorial of the entire process in case you want to make one for yourself.
Good luck getting those kids off your porch!
Going through the ABCs didn't used to be so terrifying, but then illustrator Mike Boon slapped a horror movie icon's face on each letter and now spelling is the stuff of nightmares.
Actually, there's something cute about a furry W shaped Wolfman, and Freddy Krueger doesn't seem so bad when he's shaped like the letter K.
The creator of this awesome Power Loader costume, like the one Ripley pilots in the scifi classic Aliens, clearly needed a way to get themselves and their baby to safety no matter what sort of heavy objects stood in their way.
If babies figure out how to pilot Power Loaders what's next? Truck driving babies? Baby fighter jet pilots fighting cute little wars over teething biscuits? Beware the baby uprising!
The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers aren't big fans of Halloween, and not because everyday is Halloween to them because they're always wearing a costume because that's too easy.
The real reason they don't like Halloween is the guy they're battling in this video- the Pumpkin Rapper. How do you battle a villain with the power of hip hop on his side? With a terrible rhyme scheme, that's how!
A bunch of kooky seniors from the Greenspring retirement community in Springfield, Virginia got together and put on a show to one of those moldies but goodies called The Monster Mash, you know, the graveyard smash.
My guess is this video will catch on in a flash, and every senior from San Diego to Queens will be doing their own version of that bone rattling Halloween classic!
--via Tastefully Offensive
These famous landmark costumes are instantly recognizable by most, and probably made fellow Halloween partygoers feel like they were rubbing elbows with architectural celebrities.
All the heavy hitters are here, from the Empire State Building to Big Ben, from the Guggenheim to the Hollywood sign and every brick-tastic structure in-between.
Famous landmark costumes- great to be seen in, but terribly restricting when you have to use the restroom!
The ghoul they call Gameface is coming for you, and your little gaming console too!
The moral of this video is- don't hook your broken game consoles up at the same time or Gameface will appear, and he isn't playing around...
The interwebs have been mighty kind to us comic book lovers over the years, and these days you can get so much free content online it's scary!
Take these seven dark, graphically depicted stories for instance- they're free to read, fun to read and drawn in a way that delights the eye, perfect for keeping minds entertained around Halloween.
Now these grim tales may be too graphic for some readers to handle, but those that love the gory stuff will squeal with delight as they scan through these horrifyingly good stories. Thanks interwebs!
Remember when Atreyu's horse Artax got stuck in the mud and died during The Neverending Story? Or how about that creepy clown fireman from the Brave Little Toaster? Do you recall tripping out on a boat with Willy Wonka?
We may have experienced these movie-based traumas as children, but they still scare the crap outta us to this day!
Reopen those old wounds by taking a gander at this list of twelve dark scenes from kid's movies and be reminded of the horror, the horror...
Ed Bassmaster sure is one mean dude when it comes to pranking people on video!
First he scares the daylights out of folks minding their own business in Central Park and now this- dressing up like a zombie and hitting the drive-thru.
Those fast food employees aren't paid enough to put up with this kind of abuse!
--via Tastefully Offensive
Trying to step up your home's fright factor this Halloween? Take a tip or two from chemistry class and wow your neighbors into a catatonic state with some pranky fun courtesy of Gizmodo.
They'll show you how to create that flaming ball of hydrogen your yard is missing, or how to make a sprayable stink bomb perfect for infuriating the neighborhood watch.
Tricks aren't always encouraged, but sometimes they're necessary...
Add a slice of death life to your dessert with some horror movie themed cake pops.
Created by creepy baker Miss Insomnia Tulip of Leeds, these finely decorated mini-cakes on a stick look too good to eat, but unlike the movies they represent they don't get better with age...
Walk into the party wearing this costume and there'll be no need for you to pull out your smartphone every time you want to take a picture, because you are the camera.
Instagram is so popular these days that this Instagram themed costume is sure to make you a big hit among the less creatively costumed, but beware the camera shy...
Every year around Halloween Destructoid, the video game site not the giant city eating robot, gathers all Halloween related video game content in what they refer to as a "roundup".
How do they lasso all those bytes of information? No matter, what's really important here is the fact that they've got the goods on all sorts of cool in-game content created in honor of All Hallow's Eve, from funky costumes your characters can wear to virtual trick-or-treating and more.
Who needs tricks or treats when you've got your gaming console to feed your head?
The buildings pictured in this collection didn't want to be left out of the Halloween fun, and since there's no way they can go trick-or-treating they had to settle for wearing a ridiculous costume and standing around looking like great big Halloweenies.
London's Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is a one stop shop full of all things deliciously dire, from several varieties of fear in a can, Bah Humbugs you can feed to old misers and Banshee Balls that make all the ghouls wail in delight.
Check them out if you're having trouble satisfying your monstrous appetite.
Tiny Tony Stark is going to take down the bad guys with the power of cuteness. He sure is suave for a kid with a moustache drawn on his face. I bet the girlies at the daycare love this little guy!
Nothing is worse than showing up at your friend's Halloween party wearing nothing but a smile, so these funky fresh gals decided to make this informative video and help prevent another sexy costume disaster.
You've got choices, self respect and a closet full of of clothes- use 'em!
(Some language may be considered NSFW)
The 1980s were a great time for horror movies, with seminal slashers like Freddy and Jason tearing up the teenies and zombies growing into the rotten stinkers we know and love today.
80s horror movies were fun to watch, and the cool box art they sported made them fun to look at all lined up on the video store shelves.
Take a totally bitchin' tour of 80s horror movie box art with this choice selection of 26 titles sure to get you in the mood for a horror movie marathon!
The current queen of teen screams, lover of all things fanged and sparkly, Kristen Stewart is here to explain Halloween to the uninitiated.
K. Stew's gonna school you on the facts- All Hallow's Eve is Latin for ancient festival where sexy nurses honor the dead, and Halloween got it's name from hollowing out a pumpkin.
Sounds like trueness to me!
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Things are tough all over, and Halloween is so close you can already sense the spirits becoming restless, so what are you gonna dress up as this year?
Maybe you should check out this list of 15 last minute geeky and inexpensive costume ideas and make up your mind, before you're left out in the cold with an empty pillowcase and a belly full of regret...
Talk about dry humor! If you're the kind of person who wears the same costume as your cat on Halloween then this is the costume for you! Don't loaf around, get slicing and put that bread on yo head! Squee!
Keep your costume clean this Halloween- dress yourself up like a bath pouf! It's not only a cute idea for a last minute costume, it's incredibly easy to put together.
Check out the Instructable by Carley Jacobson, and resist the filth that hits the streets around Halloween.
The days of stirring a cauldron full of witch's brew with a large wooden spoon is over.
The crones have found a newfangled technology that does the job in half the time, and brew production is up five hundred percent.
Do yourselves a favor this Halloween- don't drink any bubbling brew you didn't conjure up yourself!
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