Getting older doesn’t mean giving up your sense of humor or your unique sense of style, and everybody loves to hang out with a fun loving senior citizen, especially when they’re wearing a hilarious slogan t-shirt!
Those radioactive rays from space had made their bodies all weird, but it was the kind of weird Finn Richards and his buddy Jake Grimmson could get used to. Jake was generally a pretty elastic guy, but now he could do a thing that made his body as hard as overcooked rock candy, which was really cool for punchin' bad guys. Finn always admired Jake's flexibility, and now he could stretch all over the place like a piece of taffy, which made wrapping up rotten pieces of candy a breeze! They had become fantastic heroes ready to set off on an adventure of superheroic proportions!
What time is it? Time to bring some geeky love to your wardrobe with this Fantastic Time t-shirt by Naolito, it's four times as cool as any plain old comic book tee and it'll make your fellow Adventure fans drool with delight!
Little Gus the ghost has been caught with a dirty magazine and had to be sent home from spook school, much to his parents dismay. They had raised Gus to be just like every other healthy spectral child, but somewhere along the way they'd forgotten to teach him about the boos and the bees, so Gus got curious and tried to find out on his own. But when he looked inside that naughty magazine and caught a glimpse of what lies underneath a girl ghost's sheet he turned a rosy shade of red!
Add some spectral spice to your geeky wardrobe with this Playghost t-shirt by Wirdou, it's funny and totally relatable whether you're living or among the dearly departed!
Spike hadn't chosen the pug life, but he was born under a bad sign and ever since he could remember, which was about ten minutes ago, he had been puggin' on the streets. It wasn't so bad to be a pug- other dogs respected you despite your small size, you didn't have to hunt for as much food and people often found you cute enough to hand you a treat, but the life of Spike wasn't all sidewalk sniffing and snacks. Sometimes you had to chase a ball or fetch some newspapers to make ends meet, and the dog park was always alive with doggie drama...
Show the world you support the plight of the pug with this The Life Of Spike t-shirt by Helenasia, and keep your geeky style ruff!
She may look like a sketchy character, but when you're investigating crimes related to the darker side of life she's a valuable ally to have around. If you can look past the tattoos, the piercings and the punk attitude you'll find that girl genuinely cares about helping people, and when the dragons are out preying on the populace you're going to need all the help you can get...
Bring a woman of mystery to your geeky wardrobe with this Dragons & Tattoos- Drawing t-shirt by Yiannis, and update your profile!
He soars into battle as the mighty Green Ranger, but as soon as things get too tough to handle on his own he plays a little tune on his dagger and summons the Dragonzord, mighty protector of good. Giant monsters demand an equally massive response, so the Dragon Ranger is always good to have around in a battle, and the songs he plays on the dagger aren't half bad either!
Bring some retro power to your geeky wardrobe with this Green Ranger/ Dragon Ranger t-shirt by Randy Verschueren, and watch your fellow mighty morphin' fans freak out!
It's hard to pick a favorite character from Ghibli films- they're all so iconic, and so fun, that it's hard to pick just one! Those animated characters become a part of our lives after we watch one of their iconic films, whether it's about neighbors or floating castles, and once they've found a place in our anime loving hearts they'll never stop making us smile!
Show your love of classic anime characters with this Ghibli Mix t-shirt by FrancisMacomber, and watch those who see you wearing this shirt smile with delight!
There was something strange in the neighborhood, something that rode on a skeletal motorcycle with flaming wheels, but he wasn't there to cause trouble. Despite his ghastly appearance he was a hero, and he had come in search of a spirit awakened and angry. The ghostly rider took to the city streets unaware there was a new force in town, armed with proton packs and a chip on their shoulder towards ghosts, and when the busters and that rider met the air began to crackle with an otherwordly energy...
Take your geeky wardrobe to a whole new level of cool with this Busted Rider t-shirt by Dann Matthews, and don't be afraid to wear your love of comic books and classic movies on your chest!
Those fancy Federation folks were so focused on fighting each other that they didn't even notice the crafty Gorn had wandered off to his favorite fishing hole. He loved hanging out, drinking a few Tribblian ales and trying to snag some Vulcan bass for dinner, but he wasn't about to trek across the galaxy just for a few lousy fish, because no fishin' trip is worth dyin' fer!
Keep on truckin' with your geeky self, bring home this Gorn Fishin' t-shirt by Captain RibMan and share some sci-fi love!
You may think you can never get enough cute in your life, but take it from that cute-aholic the Grumpit and don't try to devour too much cute in one sitting! There's a veritable buffet of cuteness available online and around town in the form cute critters who act and look super squee level cute, but for the sake of your well-being only take in cuteness in small doses or you're risking an overdose of adorability!
Share your love of cute, and overindulging in cuteness, with this Cuteness Overload t-shirt by Dooomcat, and warn your fellow cute lovers about the danger of overcutesumption!
Whatever happened to that fabled study group, the ones they called the Greendale Seven? Their fate hung in the balance last we saw, and although Pierce had moved on and Troy was busy learning how to properly condition the air it seemed like they were going to come back together and do community college all over again. So what has become of these seven unlikey yahoos brought together by a bad education and the many television tropes they reenacted? Only time will tell...
Show your support for comedy's most mistreated college students with this The Study Group t-shirt by Tom Trager, and educate folks on what they're missing!
Do you consider yourself to be a sexpert? Are you the one your friends and family turn to when they have a question about their naughty bits?
Then you probably won’t benefit from Clickhole’s amazingly informative list of 18 Insane (But True!) Sex Facts, but the rest of us have a lot to learn before we can join the ranks of the Hefners and Westheimers in the world.
Did you know that the oldest person who ever had sex was 96 years old, and the youngest was an extremely green 23? Sounds a bit too young to me, but I might be speaking from personal experience… I guess I still have a lot to learn!
It’s time to take our kitchens back to the days of Play-Doh buffets and Easy Bake Oven cake walks. It's time to return our refined palates to those days when we ate something the lunch lady called stew and chewed on random things we found lying on the playground.
Okay, maybe we shouldn’t take food prep back that far, but Rhett and Link brought a bit of their childhood back for their show Good Mythical Morning by preparing a meal using Play-Doh shapers.
They created an edible dough akin to Play-Doh out of flour and water, then added colors and assorted fruits and vegetables to make the whole thing more palatable.
The Play-Doh-esque food was supposed to mimic real foods like hot dog buns and spaghetti and meatballs with toast, but in the end kiddie fun food time just couldn’t satisfy their full grown taste buds!
As the owner of an unusual name I will attest to the impact a name can have on your life- people comment on your name whenever they see it, you can’t use your real name at places like Starbucks because they never get it right, and folks make certain presumptions about you based solely on your name.
I feel like I got off lucky, but what about those poor souls who will live their lives in constant hatred of the alphabet because their name is an unpronounceable string of letters?
They’re the unfortunate souls who were named "Abcde" by their uncaring parents, and they will carry the burden of bad naming for the rest of their lives, or until they change their name to something easier to pronounce like Bob or Jane.
In 2009 alone 32 children were named Abcde in the U.S., and to date there are 328 sad humans walking around with this alphabetical nightmare of a name.
The world is a new and amazing place to the young eyes of an infant- some things are hilarious, other things are scary, and sometimes those gaseous noises that come out of human bodies large and small can be fright-larious to a little baby.
They can't control the sounds their baby bodies make, and they have yet to discover the sick joy of farting on command, which will keep them laughing in the classrooms and on the playgrounds for years to come.
The iconic bite mask worn by Anthony Hopkins in The Silence Of The Lambs fits him so well it looks like he brought it from home, but that’s ridiculous because he’s a gentleman and not some mask sporting fetishist, right?
There’s a reason the mask fit him and the Hannibal Lecter character so well, and that reason is trial and error, and lots of test footage,revealed it was the best choice.
Before settling on the suitably psychotic bite mask he wore in the film Hopkins was asked to don what looks like part of a street hockey mask:
Then he was asked to make some funny faces behind mesh, which made him look a bit like a fox in the hen house:
After seeing the film so many times it's hard to imagine Lecter wearing anything but his iconically creepy bite mask, and compared to those other frighteningly bad numbers they really picked a winner!
When you see a dog photobombing a picture chances are the canine in question just wandered into the shot, unaware of what’s going on around them, but cats have made an artform out of photobombing pictures taken by their pesky humans.
Is there any denying that clever photobomber cat knows exactly what their human was up to as she prepared to take a selfie? The concerned cat was probably just trying to stop her human from posting another humiliating fake moustache + duckface selfie to the interwebs!
Marvel is living high on the hog these days, with their movies dominating the superhero genre like never before. This success is good for faithful Marvelites, who get to surround themselves with their favorite superfolk, but success can also breed overconfidence.
The Marvel Experience is the latest example of what happens when a company takes advantage of their fan base, and people are downright disappointed with what they’ve spent their hard earned money to see.
Here’s what fans expected to see at the Marvel Experience:
The World’s First Hyper-Reality Tour is a first-of-its-kind, hyper-reality attraction that covers over two acres and encompasses seven colossal Domes, a life-size Avengers Quinjet, the world’s only 360-degree, 3-D stereoscopic full-Dome attraction and a state-of-the-art 4-D motion ride.
Unfortunately, the real Experience falls hopelessly short of the mark, and seems to have been released before the attractions were prepped, tested and made ready for the public.
After the travelling event debuted in Scottsdale, Arizona, a fellow by the name of Jake Gold left a detailed review of all that is wrong with the Marvel Experience on Yelp, stating:
Let me start by telling you what they got right – the story is good and relies on comic book lore that goes a little deeper than the cinematic universe. There is one moment near the end that genuinely brought a smile to my face which I won’t ruin for you, and the staff seemed like they genuinely wanted to help. However, none of that can make up for the complete disorganization and technical malfunction we experienced.
Will Marvel clean up their act and get the Experience ready before continuing on its nation wide tour, or are they content with milking the popularity of their movies by selling more tickets to this science fiction sideshow?
Old school games are beloved for their characters, storylines and the overall look of the game, which become symbols of the gaming experience that sticks with the player long after the final boss has been beat.
These amazing bridges aren’t just the way to get where you’re going- they’re what people travel from far away to see because they’re so beautiful, and every one of them would make a great set piece for a movie.
Some have been standing for over a thousand years, like the Ponte Gobbo in Italy, which was built by monks around the 7th century AD:
BMO wanted to make something special for you to celebrate the holidays, but he got distracted helping Finn and Jake save the world, so he has just now gotten around to baking you a cake! It's modeled after his favorite portable gaming buddy Game Boy, who always has a smile on his face and your favorite cartridge loaded in his head. This is one time you're allowed to play with your food, and eating an entire CakeBoy will be quite the culinary adventure!
Show the world you're an old school gamer with mad flavor, sport this CakeBoy t-shirt by Jango Snow and take your geeky wardrobe to a whole new level!
Skulls are made out of all kinds of cool stuff, like ligaments, cartilage and bone, but when you make a skull out of all kinds of old timey stuff, like clip art pictures of pigs in dresses and whatnot, you've got something to smile about! Clip art is totally classic, and skulls are one of the most classic symbols you could ever wear on your body, so a clip art skull makes so much sense you'd have to be a bone head to scoff at the simply amazing look of a clip art skull!
Miniature images combine to form this scary cook Clip Art Skull design by tomburns, it's an instant classic!
Everybody keeps going around hearting New York, like it's some kinda great town to visit and take in a Broadway show or something, but lemme tell ya NYC ain't what it used to be. Nowadays New York is just one giant maximum security prison, and the only way you can tour the city in peace is if you have a piece in your hand and aren't afraid to use it! Take it from ol' Snake- if you're looking for a relaxing escape stay away from New York!
Bring some classic movie goodness to your geeky wardrobe with this I (Escape) New York t-shirt by BazNet, and keep the Plisskin love alive!
When the hatchlings reached an age where they were finally able to begin breathing fire the young throne seeker they called mother looked for a way to show them how to release the flame from within. She sought to teach them like a mother dragon would, but since she was a human she had no knowledge of draconian teaching methods or their learning games she had to improvise. One day the hatchlings started to spit little spurts of flame from their mouths, so as a way to encourage them to breathe fire Daenerys screamed "Dracarys!" and coaxed the young dragons into letting loose a scorching cloud of flame...
Bring some fiery fantasy flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Dracarys! t-shirt by Narwen, it's a red hot design with lots of game!
For Tifa looks are deceiving, and you'd better believe she lives up to her title as Avalanche's best fighter. She wasn't born to battle, but Tifa's heart has been tested on the toughest fields and she has survived the deadliest encounters all with her simply fabulous fighting gloves. If you think women aren't as tough as men think again, because Tifa won't stop fighting until well after the final round and she's more than a match for any man!
Show some love for your favorite fantasy RPG superstar with this Avalanche's Best Fighter t-shirt by Barrett Biggers, it's the stylish way to bring your FFVII love with you wherever you go!
With 2015 finally here it's time to pause and reflect on what is important to us, and what we truly love in life. For some it's money, cars or other material possessions, but for us geeks it's all about our favorite characters from our favorite franchises, and with each new year comes new opportunities to enjoy pop culture goodness and fill our lives with colorful fun!
So why not ring in the new year with some new clothes from the Neatoshop that show how much you love all things geeky, with designs that can be put on t-shirts, hoodies, smartphone cases, messenger bags, stickers, and canvases. The NeatoShop even has t-shirts in toddler and kids sizes, so there's something fun for everyone to wear!
The NeatoShop has something for every type of geek out there, from the classic sci-fi fan to the lover of all things fantasy
Bay wasn't out looking for friends, but when he saw that BB droid with the spinning body whiz by he had to investigate. It had crosses all over its lower sphere, indicating it served a medical purpose, but it didn't have the capacity for conversation that old bay had, so bay wondered how the heck it was going to help people if it couldn't ask them how they feel?
Where had this strange little droid come from, and why was it in such a hurry? Turns out the seventh episode of a beloved movie series was being filmed nearby, and that spinning R unit had run away from the set out onto the streets of San Fran, just in time to drag bay away from pestering random people on the street!
Share your love of sci-fi's adorable robot characters with this Fast Friend t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix, it might even make you a few friends when your fellow geeks see you wearing this fabulous shirt!
Everyone knows ohana means family, and if you want to serve your family a treat that's out of this world for breakfast you gotta bring home a cube of Jumba's Ohana Hoops. They're the only cereal endorsed by stitch, and those glowing loops of oat taste like the critter kibble he used to eat back home! If you're tired of serving the same old earthbound breakfasts to your totally bored kids then bring home a box of Ohana Hoops and serve up some sci-fi adventure! *Jumba's is not responsible for damage caused by free plasma gun inside specially marked cubes of Ohana Hoops*
Add some animated alien flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Ohana Hoops t-shirt by Gilles Bone, it's a delicious way to show your love for that naughty little Elvis loving alien!
He's overshadowed in the shadows, less a-peeling than heroes who dress like cats and bats, but that banana loving man has something those other guys don't- his boyish good looks! He has a heart as golden as the skin of his favorite fruit, and this wimp-turned-winner will continue battling the forces of evil as long as there are bananas for him to devour. The Bat may lurk in darkness, swoop in and disable his prey in silence, but Banana man doesn't need to prance around and hide in the dark to win a fight, and his banana breath is enough to subdue any ne'er-do-wells he may encounter!
Show your love for the most potassium rich superhero to ever don spandex with this Holy Bananas! t-shirt by Stationjack, it'll make you look mighty slick!
They say there's no place like home for the holidays, and celebrating the new year with friends and family is totally the way to go, but how ya gonna feed all those hungry folk? There's only one food that works for every occasion, and brings both charm and handsomosity to your festive mealtimes, and that food is the magical Hamm. When the Hamm comes to the table the meals will feel a bit more interesting, way sexier and you'll be talking about the night you brought a ham named John home and ate him all up!
People will go mad for your geeky style when they see you wearing this Hamm For The Holidays t-shirt by Hillary White, and looking down at that smilin' hunk o' meat will make you feel good!