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Vigilante Training Camp - Death Is For Quitters


Vigilante Training Camp by RyanAstle

If you're looking to lose some weight and get into shape you should probably hit the gym, but if you're looking to get Queen cut then you've gotta pay a visit to the Vigilante Training Camp, where you'll find the workout of a lifetime! Between dodging the Emerald Archer's arrows, learning to become a dead shot by being shot at, and running for your life night and day there's no better way to get into fighting shape than by joining Slade Wilson's Vigilante Training Camp, which can be found only on Lian Yu Island.

Whip your wardrobe into shape with this Vigilante Training Camp t-shirt by RyanAstle, it's the perfect way to show your dedication to a lifetime of geekery!

Visit RyanAstle's Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

Arrow Slade Yin Yang Super Makin' Bacon Pancakes PuffTales Bo-He-Man-Ian Rhapsody

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Mad Ash - What A Lovely Day To Catch 'Em All


Mad Ash by Kuitsuku

Ash had to pass through a desert land on his way to the Johto region, and as soon as he stepped foot on the sand he knew something was terribly wrong. The pocket monsters he encountered in this arid region were wild, untrained and unruly, and their appearance didn't match their entry in the Dex. Ash tried to capture a small, shiny monster but found his poke ball had no effect on the creature even when it was set to max power. Soon many more of the misshapen creatures started to appear, and Ash heard the roar of an engine and the mad laughter of a War Pika...

Add a new twist on a couple of old classics to your geeky wardrobe with this Mad Ash t-shirt by Kuitsuku, it's the perfect way to catch them all before they catch you...

Visit Kuitsuku's Tumblr, official website and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Mad Tea Party Sad Beast Walking Deadgetables Ohana Means...Family?

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Here's What Sterling Archer Thinks About Comic-Con

Archer is a big fan of drinking, womanizing and doing “spy stuff”, pretty much exactly in that order.

However, Archer isn’t a fan of Comic-Con, and he has no problem telling poor Pam how stupid it is to go see panels and movie sneak peeks. In the process that mean drunk crushes Pam's dream of cosplaying as Immortan Joe...

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So why does the Duchess of the Danger Zone have such a problem with all the Comic-Con geekery? Who gives a crap, he's a cartoon! (Video contains NSFW-ish language)

-Via Entertainment Weekly


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A Collection Of Illustrated Grooming Guides For Men

Some guys are in need of a little help when it comes to grooming, and that’s not necessarily their fault.

They just didn’t receive the proper guidance as they grew up, and were never told that growing facial hair is an art form, and beards and moustaches should be chosen according to the shape of your face.

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They may also have missed out on this lesson in nail trimming etiquette, which we should all probably print out and bring along with us, especially when riding public transportation!

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Luckily, this very informative collection of 21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See has all the answers guys need to clean up their act!


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Mind Blowing Pen And Ink Illustrations By Paul Jackson

Pen and ink illustrations can be called mind-blowing in terms of realism and fine detail, but these incredibly detailed animal illustrations by Paul Jackson, many of which feature an animal's mind literally being blown right out of its skull!

Paul is clearly a student of animal anatomy, as every detail in his drawings is spot on, and even though the subject matter may seem a bit morbid there's a playful quality to his works which softens the science.

Want to see more of Paul's works? Check out his Instagram page and prepare to have your mind gently caressed by the goodness...thought I was gonna say blown, didn't ya?!

-Via Bored Panda


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11 Times When An Original Actor Was Replaced By A Fake Shemp

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Poor Shemp- your name is forever associated with the worst era in Three Stooges history (even though plenty of good shorts came out of that era), and when you passed away they had to use a stand-in to complete the four shorts owed to Columbia Pictures.

These "fake Shemps" give movie and TV productions a cheesy feel, causing viewers to wonder why the studios didn't just replace the actor with somebody else, or simply write them out of the script, for the sake of production value.

Take the Sopranos for instance- actress Nancy Marchand, who played Tony Soprano's mom, passed away in 2000 and left the show with a major gap in their lineup.

So what did series creator David Chase do to fill the gap? He digitally pasted Marchand's head on a stand-in's body. Needless to say fans were not happy with this fix...

This classic mental_floss article features 11 Times When "Fake Shemps" Replaced Real Actors, read it and you’ll discover that a real Shemp beats a stand-in Shemp any day!


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Call Of Valhalla - To Live And Die On Fury Road


Call Of Valhalla by B4DW0LF

When you hear the horns of Valhalla calling you to join the ranks of your fellow War Boys, who fell in mutual motorized combat like truly shiny souls, you must drop all but your wheel and head to your new home. Within the halls of Valhalla you'll find furious new machines beyond your wildest dreams, and an endless stretch of highway longer than the fury road, where you can unleash your new ride to the max. Live mad, die shiny and chrome, and live again like a true wasteland warrior in the glorious machinopolis known as Valhalla!

Want to drive your fellow post-apocalyptic movie fans mad? Bring home this Call Of Valhalla t-shirt by B4DW0LF and show them what a lovely day it is to be a geek!

Visit B4DW0LF's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more action packed designs:

DJ Mikey Yoshi Trainer PUNISHMENT BY CHIMICHANGA Gallifrey

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Amazingly Dreamy Digital Collages Of Animals

The digital collages created by Sarah DeRemer are delightfully surreal and totally dreamy, but whether that dream is good or bad is purely a matter of perception.

Her works give the viewer a feeling of isolation, and yet the magical elements found in each piece take that isolated feeling and turn it into a sense that you’re watching a scene being performed just for you.

Sarah's works also have a dark yet playful sense of humor that really works well with the animal subjects, since the animal kingdom is full of comedic and tragic moments, which sometimes occur simultaneously.

-Via Hi-Fructose


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Darth Vader Attends Comic-Con 2015 To Force Choke Rebel Scum

You may see a dozen or more cosplayers dressed as Darth Vader on any given day during Comic Con, but if you ever see one who can actually force choke you it’s time to head for Hall H!

This year Con attendees were accosted by a seemingly normal Darth cosplayer with a camera who was actually helping the sinister masterminds at Wired seek out and eliminate Rebel scum.

So was Darth's visit the beginning of a full blown Imperial assault on San Diego, or just an excuse for people to act silly on camera? The decision is up to you...

-Via Laughing Squid


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The Faces Of Cyberpunk

The Cyberpunk subgenre isn’t just about mankind losing touch with our humanity thanks to an (often biological) link with machines, it’s also about discovering how we can remain human as tech overruns our lives, and an individual as the mega-corps take over the planet.

This search for humanism in a world where tech is fully integrated into our lives is what comes to mind as I look at these simply wonderful images by Adrian Dadich, a concept artist from Australia.

Adrian's illustrations capture the Cyberpunk aesthetic perfectly, demonstrating how people will look when tech is integrated into their bodies and how these “upgrades” will forever change the standard of beauty.

You can see many more amazing Cyberpunk illustrations by Adrian Dadich at Kotaku


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Why Does Pepper Make You Sneeze?

The human body seems to have some very specific problems with substances we’ve been using for thousands of years, and yet we rarely know why these substances affect us so.

Pepper is one of these substances with a very specific effect on the human body- it makes us sneeze. But why does this cooking spice bring out the ha-choo in humans?

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This very informative video by Hank Green for the SciShow explains the pepper sneezing connection and touches on pepper's medicinal properties.

-Via Laughing Squid


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Artist Draws Attention To Illegal Land Development

Trees are one of the Earth’s most precious resources, providing us with everything from healthy soil and oxygen to building materials constructed out of a renewable resource, and yet there are those who don’t appreciate the sanctity of trees.

So how do you make those who would clear cut a forest for the sake of illegal land development realize they're killing a living resource?

Artist Yeka Haski decided to paint the stumps to look like shanks of meat, so the crooked developers would realize "murder without blood and cries is still a murder."

Some may find Yeka's guerilla art stunt to be a bit heavy handed, but it achieved Yeka's overall goal by bringing attention to the fact that land developers had illegally cut down hundreds of trees in the Kavgolovo Forest.

-Via Jaz Jaz


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Joseph Gordon-Levitt And Anne Hathaway Star In Strange Superhero Short

Anne Hathaway and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are Hollywood superstars in their own right, and often headline movies all by their little lonesome, but when they pair up and slip on some spandex supersuits it’s a battle for top billing.

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Sidekicks is a slick superhero short that premiered on episode 2 of HitRECord On TV, a collaborative TV project created by Joseph. It's comical and stylistically 2D in all the right ways! (Barely NSFW due to language)

-Via GeekTyrant


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Rapper Records Entire Album Inside An Apple Store

You could go on iTunes and purchase your favorite musician’s latest album or you can go to the Apple store in SoHo, New York and hear the whole thing being recorded live for free.

Rapper Prince Harvey has proven that he’s got what it takes to be called an Apple Genius because he saw an opportunity to record an entire album and he took it.

Prince Harvey befriended a couple of the store’s employees and while they looked the other way Harvey was able to use the store’s computers and software to record vocals and beats.

Four months later Prince Harvey had his debut album PHATASS (Prince Harvey At The Apple Store: SoHo) ready to share with the world, and you can listen to a few tracks on Harvey's Soundcloud page (contains NSFW lyrics).

-Via Nerdist


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Comedian Drives A Giant "Love Butt" Across The USA

Comedian Kurt Braunohler wasn’t looking to become the butt of anyone’s jokes when he decided to tow the 14-foot-tall “Love Butt” across the country- he was shooting a pilot for a new show on Comedy Central called “Better. Dumber. Faster. With Kurt Braunohler”.

However, he probably should have let people know that he was filming a show, because people started freaking out when they saw a giant tattooed butt come rolling into their town.

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Okay, so people didn’t really freak out, they actually had a good ol’ time with that giant butt, and the butt looked happy about all the attention too.

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And what does Kurt plan to do with the butt when he’s done filming the pilot? He wants to leave it in his mom’s driveway as a surprise gift. I'm sure she'll crack up!

-Via The Daily What


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Man Walks 645 Miles To San Diego Comic Con Dressed As Stormtrooper

Some people will do anything to attend Comic Con, and I'm amazed every year by the commitment some make to attend the show no matter what.

For some that commitment means spending lots of money, quitting a job or suffering from a debilitating injury while walking the floor, but for one man his commitment means walking 645 miles- dressed as a Stormtrooper.

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Kevin Doyle made the 645-mile walk from Petaluma, California to San Diego Comic Con in memory of his late wife, a fellow Star Wars fanatic who passed away from cancer in November, 2012.

Since then Kevin has founded a charity in her honor called Eileen's Little Angels Foundation, and he's using his long walk to the Con to show love for his wife and raise some money for a good cause.

-Via 10News


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Ingenious Ways To Chop An Onion

Chopping onions often brings a tear to the eye and a knife wound to the fingers, leaving us feeling like there's got to be a better way.

People make products they peddle on TV, but those don't properly chop onions either. What we need is a better way to turn that bulb shaped vegetable into a bunch of tiny rectangular pieces without shedding a tear.

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Well, here comes the harshly named YouTube channel You Suck At Cooking to show us not one, not two but seven new, and totally ingenious, ways to chop an onion.

You can dice it, electrify it or simply throw it against the wall! They're all guaranteed to work, but don't hold me to it...

-Via 22Words

We dish up more neat food posts at the Neatolicious blog

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The Latest Online Trend To Backfire Spectacularly - #DontJudgeChallenge

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Do you ever feel like those online challenges and hashtag trends are a big joke? Well, prepare to have your feelings reaffirmed, because the latest hashtagged trend is the #DontJudgeChallenge.

Participants in the #DontJjudgeChallenge give themselves unibrows, acne and blacked out teeth before dropping a big reveal bomb on viewers by showing how hot they really are under all that black ink.

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It was supposedly created to discourage body shaming and make people feel better about how they look, but it ultimately just looks like they're making fun of people with acne, missing teeth and unibrows. Way to go hashtaggers!

-Via The Daily What


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Jim Carrey Falls Down

Even though Jim Carrey takes himself mighty seriously these days he’ll always be known for his slapstick comedy, which he delivered to the world on In Living Color, and later in movies like The Mask and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Being a slapstick comedian means using your body to make people laugh, and during the course of his career Jim Carrey has taken some mighty funny falls to keep audiences rolling in the aisles.

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Here’s a supercut collection of Jim Carrey falling down, which was put together by purveyor of fine slapstick Shawn Kohne. It's four minutes of fall down fun-larity!

-Via Laughing Squid


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Amazing LEGO StarCraft II Model That Took A Team Three Years To Build

LEGO crafts are totally out of control these days, with bigger and better looking models being made every day by average bricksters like you and I.

But if you want to create something truly spectacular you’ve gotta team up with some fellow bricksters and go all out for, say, two or three years.

That’s how long it took a team of LEGO builders from the U.S., Canada, Belgium and Norway to build this amazing, 14-foot-long StarCraft II model, which they recently unveiled at Brickworld Chicago.

The images and following video were shared by part of the team Siercon and Coral, who have lots more images for you to peruse in this Flickr gallery.

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The tiny pics don’t do this model justice, make sure you check out this video to get a really good look at this really good looking LEGO model!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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Would You Like Sharks Better If You Met Shark Wahlberg?

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Sharks have a bad reputation, and hundreds of razor sharp teeth that help support the rep, but they’re not trying to be mean when they chomp down on you.

They're just performing a monologue, swimming around showing you the lay of the undersea land while keeping it #sharklife, and #sharklife includes some chomping, and some complaining, but mostly chomping...

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This video by Animation Domination High Def, released just in time for Shark Week, asks whether we would like sharks better if they acted like Mark Wahlberg, and to that I reply "Agh, what ever happened to Jabberjaw?!"

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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Batman Loves To Backhand Bad Guys

Batman is a badass, and during his battle with a never ending stream of baddies he employs one baffling technique for maximum bad guy battery- the backhand.

Batman loves to backhand baddies, he even bakes up insane battle plans to ensure more backhandery will take place.

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Batman’s badass backhand is always a surprise to the bad guys, but ol' Batsy has another batch of badass moves in his bag of tricks, that's the power of the Batman Surprise- a film by CorridorDigital.

-Via GeekTyrant


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Girl Uses A Slingshot To Pull Out Loose Tooth

Kids get excited when they have a loose tooth and hear about that mythical Tooth Fairy who will bring them money for their lost teeth while they sleep, but then they realize getting that tooth out is gonna hurt.

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Parents try to come up with creative ways of removing the tooth quickly while causing the least amount of pain, but some kids don't need help from their parents to pull a tooth.

These kids take matters into their own hands and in the process end up creating a video that they can rewatch when all their teeth start falling out again during their golden years.

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11-year-old Alexis from Colorado is one of those bold action kids, and when she finds a loose tooth she reaches for her slingbow and lets the arrow do the yanking for her!

-Via The Daily What

See more about baby and kids at NeatoBambino

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Playable Record Made Out Of An Uncooked Flour Tortilla

Move over kale and almond paste, tortillas are about to become the new superfood, but not because they’re great for your body.

They're a superfood because you can use them for more than just wrapping, chewing and swallowing- tortillas can make sweet music if you use a laser cutter to etch grooves into the smooth, floury surface.

Behold the power of the almighty flour tortilla!:

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This tasty project was cooked up by YouTube user Rapture Records, and it proves what Latinos have known all along- tortillas are the most versatile food product on the planet!

-Via Tastefully Offensive

We dish up more neat food posts at the Neatolicious blog

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Seven Viral Photos That Were Proven To Be Fake

We’ve always had viral content in our lives, but back in the day many of stories would have been considered nothing but gossip, and just like gossip viral stories rarely get properly researched before being shared online.

Internet sites have almost made an art of releasing fake or totally untrue news stories, and even though the story went viral when released the follow-up admission that the story was a fake rarely gets as many hits.

Cracked has put together a collection of 7 Fake Viral Photos You Probably Thought Were Real which includes the truth about the square dog grooming trend in Japan, the #holdacokewithyourboobs ridiculousness, and more! (Contains NSFW language)


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Sexy Arcade Game Advertisements From The 1980s

Somewhere along the way video games became child’s play in the minds of consumer groups and ratings boards, but back in the radically square 8-bit arcade days there were way more adults playing games than kids.

The arcade game ads of yore were cheesy in all the right ways, with garish art and big haired models who look completely out of place standing near an arcade cabinet, let alone trying to play a video game (gasp!):

Explore the seamy underbelly of early arcade game advertising with this fun and funky collection entitled Sex Sells #31: Arcade Games. It's sure to put you in the mood...for some classic coin-op action!

-Via Dangerous Minds


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Rocket Kawaii - Twice The Cute, Still Not Very Nice

Rocket Kawaii by Miffmelon

Even when Rocket looks all cute he's still got a bad attitude, and he's liable to snap on you about anything you say. That star raccoon can't help himself, he wasn't genetically altered to be nice, but when you're standing side-by-side in battle you'll marvel at how much damage a little critter can cause. The galaxy needs more fiery furballs like Rocket, just ask his talking tree pal Groot and he'll tell you the same- Rocket is a lord among louse ridden mammals!

Comic book cuteness can be found on this Rocket Kawaii t-shirt by Miffmelon, it's the surefire way to get all the oohs and aahs out of your fellow Guardians fans!

Visit Miffmelon's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

We Are Kawaii Uku My Deer

Crazy Raptor Lady

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Rural Costa Ricans Use Painted Satellite Dishes As Billboards

Rural villages in Costa Rica don’t have a very big market for billboard advertising, and those who want to advertise their home businesses generally can’t afford to rent space on the few existing billboards.

So what is the average Costa Rican to do when they want to go into business in the neighborhood?

Some have taken to painting their satellite dishes to advertise their services, with a little help from the satellite TV company Claro.

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These personal billboards add some artistic color to the neighborhood and help rural housewives set up a small business of their own without having to spend a dime on advertising.

-Via Beautiful/Decay


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How To Put A Rubik's Cube Inside A Bottle

Completing a Rubik’s cube in under a certain amount of time was a pretty big deal back in the 80s, but nowadays we know better than to get all excited about toy cube based skills.

However, many of us still get mighty excited about the world of geeky home décor, and it doesn’t get much better than retro themes for the otherwise totally modern home.

You know what looks really retro cool when it hangs around your house? A Rubik’s cube in a beaker, bottle or any other place where it seems to be an impossible fit, that's what!

Putting a Rubik’s cube in a bottle is a much better use for that maddening puzzle, and it's a retro geek chic conversation piece that may convince some people you’re a wizard.

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YouTuber Mathologer has created this instructional video that’s teaches you how to take a modern Rubik's cube apart and put it together again inside a bottle. It may not be the easiest project in the world, but the end results are purely mathe-magical!

-Via Boing Boing


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Do You Really Need To Safely Eject A Drive From A USB Port?

Chances are you’ve encountered this dilemma when using a flash drive or external hard drive on your computer- should I eject the drive first, or just pull the cord?

You’ve probably asked a few people that very question and met with conflicting answers, with at least one of them claiming that a failure to eject can result in memory damage to your drive.

So what’s the truth about safely ejecting from a USB port? Let Gizmodo demystify the dilemma and answer the burning question Does Safely Ejecting From A USB Port Actually Do Anything?


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