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THUNDERDOME - MASTER BLASTER - We Don't Need Another Duo


THUNDERDOME- MASTER BLASTER by BeastPop

They brought the power and the pain to Bartertown, but the duo known as Master Blaster were only as good as the little man with the big mouth in Blaster's backpack, meaning Master was good as dead when left alone. But together they were a thing of brutal beauty, two powerful men working as one to keep Aunty Entity in her place and remind the people who run Bartertown. Max saw something admirable in the way they worked together, and the kind way which Master took care of feeble minded Blaster when they were outside Thunderdome, but in the end the high profile duo got under Aunty's skin, which was a big mistake...

Go apocalyptic to the max with this THUNDERDOME- MASTER BLASTER t-shirt by BeastPop, and show the world who run the show in terms of geeky style!

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COSMIC HORROR CTHULHU LEMONGRAB: UNACCEPTABLE UPRIGHT STORMTROOPERS BRIGADE SKATE WARS: BOBA THREATT

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Five Basic Cable Sex Moves You Might Want To Try Out...Or Not

If basic cable movies have taught us anything about sex it's that the whole situation is either incredibly fantastic or incredibly awkward.

Things happen so quickly, with so many fast cuts your eyes can't seem to focus on one part of the body for long, that we are left wondering whether we should feel turned on or nauseous.

But some of these less-than-R-rated moves could be quite handy in real life, like a smash cut to the morning after when you're not enjoying the horrorshow going on in your bed, or leaving a bra on because support.

Take a peek at the 5 Super Hot Sex Moves From Basic Cable Shows, all of which were masterfully illustrated by Angelica Bamundo, and see if you learn any new moves! (Surprisingly SFW except for the "FX Guy Butt")


Watch This Guy Combine Seemingly Random Syllables Into A Sweet Song

As a kid we're taught musical notes with a song about a needle pulling thread and a deer, a female deer, and these sing song syllables can be put together into a song that sounds good but doesn't really make much sense.

Hawaii-based Reggae musician Mike Love took the concept of stringing random syllables together and, with a little help from a sampler pedal, created something quite masterful- a song that sounds random at first but all comes together in the end.

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And in case you're wondering how the song looks broken down into syllables, here's the lyric sheet:

-Via Colossal


22 Things You Shouldn't Say To Someone Who Doesn't Drink

It's easy to forget that alcohol ruins lives when you're out drinking and having a good time, and the more drinks you've had the easier it is to act like an inconsiderate jerk towards those struggling with alcoholism.

Of course, if that struggling someone is hanging out in a bar or club then act as you will, but if your friends are staying sober at someone's house then you should show them you respect their sobriety.

Here are some of the dumbest things you can say to someone choosing to stay sober:

17. "Your not drinking makes it hard for me to relate to you." Try to get to know me, and I'm pretty sure you'd relate somewhere.

18. "You must have so much dirt on everyone, watching us sober." Of course, my favorite hobby is to collect blackmail and is the sole reason I don't drink. Actually, I'm not judging. Please stop judging me.

19. "You must be so against this stuff." Just because I don't want to have a drink doesn't means I'm against alcohol entirely and think it's the worst thing. It's wonderful for people who enjoy it. I just happen not to.

20. "I don't drink that much usually! Really!" You don't have to justify your drinking to me just because I'm not.

Read 22 Things You Should Never Say To Someone Who Doesn't Drink here


A Look At Some Of The Most Complex International Borders In The World

Most borders simply didn't exist before mankind claimed the land for their own, drawing lines to divide up and control sections of the earth, so it's not surprising that many of man's borders are unnecessarily complicated.

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Borders create enclaves when a country is surrounded by another country, they create enmity when armed guards patrol the border, and they ultimately create confusion when people can't figure out in which country their feet lie.

(YouTube Link)

WonderWhy has created a two part video series that explores the wild and wacky world of complex international borders, it's enough to make you want to declare a treaty just so you don't have to figure it all out!

-Via Curiosity


Gear Up For A Ghoulishly Good Time With These 25 Halloween Themed T-Shirts

Halloween is coming! Halloween is coming! Are you as excited as we are?

If not, maybe you just need some new Halloween themed tees to get you in the spirit of the howliday, and the NeatoShop is your one stop shop for tees so ghoulishly good they're to die for!

Halloweentime is our favorite time of year

Hakuna Matata Halloween by Dr.Monekers

When we put our costumes together with care

A Nightmare Before Pinup by Spicy Donut

And can't stop grinning about going out on Halloween night

The Dark Fright Rises by Joefixit2

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A Walk With The Devil - I've Got A Dreadful Feeling About Her...


A Walk With The Devil by Grady Graphics

A person possessed by evil is like a scorpion- not that dangerous when they're left alone, but if you make them angry they're liable to sting you until you're dead. If you come across a lady named Vanessa Ives on the dark city streets you'd best steer clear of her, averting your eyes so as not to draw her attention, because if she gets too close to you her inner demons will surely swallow you up and leave you in a pool of blood and misery...

Share a dreadful tale with the world, wear this A Walk With The Devil t-shirt by Grady Graphics and you won't have to pay a penny for people's thoughts, because their devilish delight will be written all over their faces!

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Mr. Robot Mask Meemaw's B&B Starling City Hood Solo For President

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Friends Of Grim - Cartoonville Originals


Friends Of Grim by In Stank We Trust

Billy and Mandy have been friends with Grim for so long that it never occurred to them being friends with Death himself might come with certain perks. But Billy soon learned that with a little advertising the world would bend over backwards to give him what he wants just to keep Grim from darkening their doorstep. He made a back patch for his vest and one for Mandy's leather jacket, and together those pilfering pals hit the town to see what fortune lie in store for folks who are best friends with Grim!

Sport this Friends Of Grim t-shirt by In Stank We Trust around town and people are liable to grin with delight at the sight, either that or they'll run away from you in fear!

Visit In Stank We Trust's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Big Robot Kong's Root Beer Mouse Rat 8-Bit Hylian Crest

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Playful Rebels - Time Enough For Some Fun


Playful Rebels by Djkopet

Rebels spend their days waging war against the evil Empire and trying to preserve the balance in the galaxy, but when they're not on duty they sure know how to have fun! In fact, they have so much fun that the stormtroopers who have watched them during playtime are tempted to leave their post so they can join in on the fun. But one big guy in black is hell bent on keeping those playful Rebels from having any fun, and he's using his power to force the universe to trade in their playtime for a lifetime of hard labor...

Add some unadulterated fun to your geeky wardrobe with this Playful Rebels t-shirt by Djkopet, it's the most fun way celebrate your favorite stars from the galaxy of sci-fi.

Visit Djkopet's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

My Rebel Pony City Of Smiles SCARHEAD Furry Flea Bitten Fool

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King Of The Firehouse - You're Busted Bobby!


King Of The Firehouse by Ninjaink

Peter Hankman and the boys were just sitting around jawing when the firehouse alarm went off. It seems some giant green glob of a ghost was going around clogging all the toilets in New Yarlen, so the boys were called in to use their proton packs and proton pack accessories to unclog the johns. Dale Spengler was sure the whole thing was nothing but a conspiracy to make them miss their favorite TV show, but with a little urging from the rest of the busters Spengler was on board and ready to go to work! So, who you gonna call when your toilets have been clogged by a slimer named Bobby?

Bring home this King Of The Firehouse t-shirt by Ninjaink for a mega lo price!

Visit Ninjaink's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously geeky designs:

The Future Is Now King Of The Orca The Stay Frost Marshmallow When Buns Ruled The Earth

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Hammer Bros. Handyman Services - Smashing With A Smile


Hammer Bros. Handyman Services by SoleVision

If you're looking for a handyman who will come over and fix all the problems in your house then you should call somebody else, but if your house is due for demolition then by all means call the Hammer Bros. so they can help you tear the place down! They do a super job of destroying bricks, clogging up the plumbing and reducing your house to a pile of rubble, just ask Mario and Luigi and they'll tell you- the Hammer Bros. were born to do a number on your house!

Help spread the word about your favorite turtle shelled terrors with this Hammer Bros. Handyman Services t-shirt by SoleVision, it's the funny way to get a high score in geeky fashion!

Visit SoleVision's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more super geeky designs:

Play Pals Household Plant Blastimus Poke Banana Split

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Can't Tie A Rebel Down - She'll Show You How To Effectively Use Force


Can't Tie A Rebel by ursulalopez

You can't keep a good Rebel down, too bad Jabba had to learn that lesson the hard way. Leia has always been a force to be reckoned with, a strong willed woman with a mind of her own and the blaster skills to make her point. But can you blame that Hutt for wanting her to be the star of his cantina show? Wars have been waged over women like Leia, but this is one princess who isn't content to sit in an ivory tower and watch the battle from afar, she's got to be in the thick of it all, fighting for the freedom of us all.

Show the world you're a true individualist with this Can't Tie A Rebel t-shirt by ursulalopez, it's the perfect shirt to wear when your favorite franchise comes back to theaters!

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This Is Halloween NO CAPES Mistress Of The Dark I Luv 80s

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Scoundrels - The Force Gets All Funny Around These Folks


Scoundrels by DeepFriedArt

Bugs was planning on going solo until he met the furry behemoth named Gossamer, and together the two scoundrels have taken the stars by storm. They've smuggled everything from golden carrots to coyotes and chickens cast in carbonite, and they've never been caught by the Empire because Bugs always keeps an Instant Hole han-dy. But when you get caught in the middle of an intergalactic war you have to choose sides, and there's no question that Bugs and his pet monster are total Rebels!

Add some cartoon color to your geeky wardrobe with this Scoundrels t-shirt by DeepFriedArt, it's a new way to show love for those classic characters from the worlds of sci-fi and Saturday morning cartoons.

Visit DeepFriedArt's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more Chewie approved designs:

Game Over Donkey Kong Old School Game Strange Tide Mad Max: Fury Road

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Slimy Mudhole - I Know You Are But What Am I?


Slimy Mudhole by DC Visual Arts

Living on a planet that's mostly mud and swampland might not seem like a smart idea, but judge him not until you've heard his explanation. For you see Master Yoda has knowledge beyond compare, and although he won't force you to agree with him his logic is hard to dispute. The Empire doesn't usually go waging war on planets that are mostly swampland, and when they do you can hear them coming a mile away. Plus, Yoda never gets lonely because there are all kinds of critters for him to play with on the planet's surface.

Show some love for your favorite sci-fi puppet star with this Slimy Mudhole t-shirt by DC Visual Arts, it's an artsy way to show the world you're a student of the little green master.

Visit DC Visual Arts's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

US Troopers Sanderson Witch Museum (Color) First Order: The Trooper Chicago Dynasty

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Captain Rousey - She Is Truly A Marvel


Captain Rousey by Hugohugo

Rhonda is already a marvel in the octagon, a warrior woman who has made a name for herself by making the competition tap out, so why not cast her in the Captain Marvel movie? You know she'll be able to handle all the stunts, and seeing her in that supersuit is sure to make both guys and girls swoon at the sight. The only problem with casting Rhonda Rousey as Captain Marvel is it's sure to launch her acting career, and then she won't have enough time or energy to fight!

Get geared up for the movie of your dreams with this Captain Rousey t-shirt by Hugohugo, it's a heroic way to show your support for the only woman who can do Captain Marvel justice!

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I Want You For WAR BOY (Dark Colors) Clever Girl! We Can Do It! (Furiously)

GreenPool

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