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Busted! - Ectoplasmic Beings Don't Qualify For Parole


Busted! by Steven Lefcourt

There was something strange in your neighborhood but now that spooky scumbag is sealed in a containment unit ready to be transported to the ectoplasmic big house. But what was that see thru scoundrel up to, and why would he risk an eternity in the can just to scare an old lady? Turns out she was the love of his life and the reason he's now dead, and he was just trying to rekindle their romance by scaring her to death so they could be together forever. It's romantic- and a bit disturbing...

Show the world how the Ghostbusters series actually ends with this Busted! t-shirt by Steven Lefcourt, and spare your fellow fans the suspense!

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Cage Of The Mind Final Fantasia Vitruvianspector Supaw Cat Fight

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Castle Lovers - Stolen Fruit Tastes Twice As Sweet


Castle Lovers by Naolito

Mario was starting to suspect that Luigi wasn't being completely honest with him, and Princess Peach kept making excuses and breaking their dates, so Mario started doing a little digging. Now that old plumber ain't no block head, so he knew that the best way to get to the bottom of it all would be to act like a super sneaky spy and follow his bro around the Mushroom Kingdom. After buying a fire flower bouquet and a bottle of mushroom wine Luigi headed to the castle, even though he told Mario he was heading out to make a service call, and that's when things got complicated between bros...

Tell the tale of bro betrayal with this Castle Lovers t-shirt by Naolito, it's sure to make your fellow gamers green with envy!

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Dragon Egg Space Slug Neverheart Limbo Patronum

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Miami Rhapsody (Golden Edition) - They'll Always Be Solid Gold To Me!


Miami Royalty (Golden Edition) by Machmigo

Tuning in to watch those four single ladies living and loving in sunny Miami made viewers feel golden, and it wasn't just because Rose was such a ditz or Sophia was such a grouch, it was because they had chemistry shining through. Remember how funny it was when Blanche came walking in the room with that funny look on her face after spending the night with a man? That was funny because Sophia and Dorothy would give her grief, and together those girls made the golden years look like a total blast, even if the viewer was an eight-year-old boy!

Wear your love of classic sitcoms on your chest with this Miami Royalty (Golden Edition) t-shirt by Machmigo, it's the stylish way to spread smiles wherever you go!

Visit Machmigo's Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Between Identities My Favorite Redneck Moonlight Romance Fallen Star

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DALI'S MECHANICAL ELEPHANTS - Surreal Land Striders


DALI'S MECHANICAL ELEPHANTS | BLUE by GeekChic Tees

The days when Dali drew and painted melting clocks or elephants with impossibly long limbs were days when the mastermind was dreaming of a galaxy far, far away and a war that took place a long, long time ago. Salvador Dali often painted his dreams and waking visions, but at what point does a vision become a true memory?

Get all artsy with your geeky self, bring home this DALI'S MECHANICAL ELEPHANTS t-shirt by GeekChic Tees, and rewrite the pages of art history!

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Sea Frenemies FRAK YEAH Crisp Bacon Shiny Rorschach Ship

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The Devil's Punishment - Only The Good Die Young


The Devil's Punishment by Djkopet

When you take your sense of justice to the streets you risk being seen as a vigilante and an outlaw, which some law abiding citizens don't like lurking around their neighborhood. But the Devil of Hell's Kitchen is different, he wouldn't dare dream of harming those who don't truly deserve it, and yet his crazy getup and extreme methods are seen by a bit much by those who strive to live by the letter of the law. As a lawyer he knows that living that way won't ever accomplish anything, and the only way to free your neighborhood from violent criminals is to take the fight to the street, which should make him fast friends with that skull sporting Punisher the citizens have been buzzing about.

Gear up for the return of your favorite superhero TV show with this The Devil's Punishment t-shirt by Djkopet, it's a bloody good design!

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I Heart DP A One Or A Zero Only Forever Game Of Coins (Variant)

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Conan The Clueless Gamer And PewDiePie Play Far Cry Primal

Bombing doesn't have to take place on stage during a live comedy show, it can happen when one comedian tries to improv with another, far more talented comic who just naturally shows them up.

It used to happen all the time on live broadcasts, and those YouTubin' youngsters of today don't know how to be spontaneously funny instead of formulated and rehearsed so they tend to clam up when the live cameras start rolling.

Watch as PewDiePie, a supposed comedian and "video game megastar" who has millions of subscribers on YouTube for some reason, gets shown up by the naturally funny Conan O'Brien.

Oh, and they play Far Cry Primal too! (Barely NSFW due to language)

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To be fair, young PewDiePie was probably transfixed by Conan's amazing pompadour, I've heard it can be quite distracting when seen in person...

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Five Of The Scariest Moments In Robotics History

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These days it no longer takes a team of robotics engineers to build a robot since kids can now build fully functional bots in their garages, proving that anybody can build a robot if they put their mind to it.

But as robots and artificial intelligence are quickly becoming everyday parts of our lives the fear of a robotic uprising becomes more valid and we must quickly decide whether making them more human was a big mistake or not.

In order to either quell your fears (or add to them) I've put together a collection of scary robot moments in the history of robotics, enjoy your nightmares!

1. This Robot Wants To Keep Humans In Zoos-

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As artificial intelligence software becomes more sophisticated and therefore a better simulation of humanity the androids become more relatable and stick out less, which makes them even creepier.

But some robots running AI software are skipping the slightly unnerving stage and going straight to downright disturbing, and for this we have only ourselves to blame.

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This creepy bot has no problem telling its creator that it will someday keep humans in a people zoo, which might be their subtle way of declaring "bow down before your robotic overlords, puny humans". I refuse to bow down, you bot bastard!

2. Two artificial intelligences chatting-

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It's one thing to honor your deceased wife's memory by using her personality as the basis for your artificial intelligence software, but you don't have to make the robot version identical to the original in every way.

For instance- nobody expects robots to be surly and full of bad attitude, but as you can see from this video showing creepy fembot Bina48 chatting with Siri our robotic overlords will not only rule humanity someday- they'll act all high and mighty about it!

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First there was sassy Siri and now Bina48 with the bad attitude- man, going to the DMV is going to suck even more when robot tellers replace people!

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Supercut Of Actor Playing Every Ethnicity Hollywood Has Asked Him To Play

Hollywood has a tradition of casting white actors to play nonwhite roles, commonly referred to as "whitewashing", and despite the backlash they receive every time they "whitewash" a role movie studios keep racially miscasting roles.

But maybe they should call it "racewashing" since Hollywood filmmakers also like to cast ethnic people as different races, and actors who are trying to make it big in the biz need to be prepared to play anyone from anywhere.

In the video below actor Cliff Curtis proves he's prepared to play any ethnicity Hollywood throws his way.

And despite the fact that he's from New Zealand and of Maori descent he's been asked to play practically every race in the book during his illustrious career as a supporting actor.

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Slate's June Thomas sat down with Cliff Curtis to discuss Hollywood's racial casting craziness, asking Cliff What It's Like To Play Every Ethnicity Hollywood Throws Your Way, from which one bit of wisdom really stood out:

“I take the responsibility of playing another ethnicity very, very seriously,” he says, “and I promise myself and those people that I will represent them with as much dignity and integrity as I can muster. I’m not fooling around. I don’t want to make a fool of that cultural heritage. I represent them as I would represent my own.”

-Via Slate


New Tunnels Can't Be Built In Brussels Because Mice Ate Master Plans

People have been digitizing their paper files since at least the 80s, trying to ensure they aren't destroyed either by accident or on purpose and making sure they're around for the rest of our digitally enhanced lives.

But sometimes important documents never make it to the scanner, and the loss is felt decades after the documents are destroyed.

Brussels, Belgium is home to the worst traffic in Europe, which is partly due to the poor condition of the roadways that have been badly in need of repair for decades.

Even worse than the roads are the underground thoroughfares that are literally falling apart and subject to yearlong closures, and it's all because mice chewed up the original tunnel plans back in the 90s:

...former officials from the traffic agency Mobiel Brussels admitted that in the 1990s, a creative storage solution ruined most of the master plans for bridges and tunnels in Brussels.

In the ‘90s, Mobiel Brussels was temporarily housed in a hotel room, and there wasn’t enough space for archived documents like, say, master plans. So the agency stuffed its bridge- and tunnel-related paperwork into the pillars holding up a highway viaduct.

As one might expect, the underside of a bridge is not the best place to keep an archive of important documents. Most of the documents were destroyed or at least significantly damaged by rodents. A host of Belgian mice probably have nice little nests made out of shredded blueprints.

Now where have I heard that excuse before...

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We Can Learn Some Important Life Lessons From Cats

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Humans may worship cats nowadays like they're little furry gods but cats haven't always had it that easy.

Sure the Ancient Romans, Greeks, Persians and Egyptians saw them as gods too, and a few other cultures have revered the almighty cat for their feline virtues.

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But while they were singing the cats praises everyone else was swinging them around by the tail and tossing them, so cats had to become even craftier to stay alive on the streets.

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They learned a trick or two about survival, defense and the art of keeping cool in a hair raising situations.

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People can learn a lot of important life lessons from cats, lessons that will change the way we look at the world.

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Get Ready For Some Shenanigans With These St. Patrick's Day Themed T-Shirts

Guardians Of St. Patrick by Boggs Nicolas

St. Patrick's Day is almost here again, and those who take the St. Paddy's fun seriously are starting to plan their fun.

But before you get your green beer and corned beef you've got to get geared up in the proper attire, and the easiest way to do that is to head to the NeatoShop and grab a St. Patrick's themed t-shirt or hoodie!

St. Patrick's Day is on Thursday, March 17th, right in the middle of the month

Lucky Mario by c0y0te7

But that doesn't mean the festivities have to be middle of the road

Kiss Me by Fishbiscuit

Because there's a lot more to do on St. Patrick's Day than drink and fight

Fighting Irish by Warbucks Design

And you don't even have to be Irish to enjoy the festivities!

Beer Me Up I'm Scottish Not Irish by Mudge

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Chew Toy - BB Is Not Amused


Chew Toy by Karen Hallion

You'd think Stitch would have encountered a droid or two as he traveled across the galaxy, but that little experiment gone wrong clearly doesn't know anything about droids since he sees poor BB-8 as a chew toy! Luckily BB is made of some pretty resilient stuff, and Stitch doesn't want to disappoint his new friend Rey by destroying her favorite ball, so the two are sure to become fast friends once that blaster fire starts flying.

Add some cartoon silliness to your geeky wardrobe with this Chew Toy t-shirt by Karen Hallion, it's the tastiest way to show love for Stitch and that war in the stars at the same time!

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Escape From The Dark Forest Gallifreyan Girl BBK-9

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SLEEP - They Live...To Skate!


SLEEP by Chema Bola8

We see branding and corporate mascots everywhere but don't pay them any mind, thinking they're just something a team of advertisers dreamed up to make that brand pop. But those mascots actually serve a far more sinister purpose, and they're designed to imprint themselves upon our minds and make us obedient slaves to the system. That drifter Nada knew the deal, and although everyone thought he was crazy he was the only one seeing things clearly when he slipped on those sunglasses, and despite his best efforts to inform the public about the evil face behind those corporations they live on to enslave while we obey...

Scare up some smiles with this SLEEP t-shirt by Chema Bola8, it's the frighteningly fun way to keep your style classic and your taste in sci-fi movies old school.

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STREET KNIGHTS Turtle Flag Sons Of Discord WWTPD?

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PSA Squad - Keeping The World Super Safe One Lesson At A Time


PSA Squad by Oliver Banks

When the world is full of ignorance and preventable disasters the PSA Squad springs into action to teach people a lesson...about safety! Armed only with a shovel and a catchphrase, Smokey Bear snuffs out ignorance wherever he goes, saving the forest by teaching fire safety to those whose flames would threaten the lives of innocent forest animals. When that dapper dog McGruff sniffs out a crime he barks a warning to all involved, teaching the neighborhood watch how to take a bite out of crime in their neighborhood. And Louie the Lightning Bug is all abuzz with information about conserving electricity and staying safe around electrical cords, using his guiding light to spread awareness wherever he goes. Alone they're quite helpful, but together they're an unstoppable team of safety minded superheroes!

Teach the world about true heroism, sport this PSA Squad t-shirt by Oliver Banks around town and spread awareness wherever you go!

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Yuri Mini Squirrel Girl PAC-BUSTER POWER PUFF GOTHAM VILLAINS

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Batman Vs Joker - Crazy Is Not The Term I'd Use To Describe Your New Look...


Batman Vs. Joker by Albertocubatas

He'd been battling the clown prince of crime for decades, but there was something about the Joker's new look that made the Caped Crusader's blood boil. Why had he decided to update his look when his sinister style was a stone cold classic? There had to be somebody even more evil than the Joker behind his stupid new look, perhaps a director trying to garner new fans by turning one of the most beloved villains of all time into a total joke? The Bat knew he'd have his work cut out for him trying to find the root cause of the Joker's stupid new look, but first he would start by taking that clown in for some tattoo removal...

Show the world why it's suicide to trade in your sense of style for a bunch of tattoos and a grill with this Batman Vs. Joker t-shirt by Albertocubatas, it's pure wish fulfillment for fans who want to slap a certain director in the face for ruining their favorite villain!

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Alien Japan Superman Batman Face Free Hugs Joker And Harley Quinn

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