Many guys are convinced hair removal products are a quick and easy way to clean up their nether regions without having to shave.
But hair removal products aren't meant to be used on areas with delicate skin, which those poor guys learn the hard and excruciatingly painful way while testing their theory.
However, I don't think most guys who make this mistake go to Amazon and leave a review of their harrowing experience afterwards, but I'm really glad A. Chappell posted this review back in 2012 because, fake or not, it's forever a funny read.
Splash Mountain is one of the most popular Disney Parks ride, especially in the summertime, and aside from the Song Of The South characters it's just a really fun log ride with an incredible drop at the end.
The drop is so exhilarating that the automatic cameras capture some really funny expressions on riders' faces, except for one lady who seems rather ticked off about the whole affair.
Her sourpuss expresson while riding Splash Mountain made for a pretty bitter Photoshop Battle on Reddit, and it all happened because her husband Blackthorne519 wouldn't go on the ride with her.
He was overheard remarking that his wife is "a real piece of work", but I don't think this is what he meant:
It can be hard for the adopted to go through life without knowing who their birth mother is, and many people who were adopted as a kid start searching for their biological parent as an adult.
They may get help from the adoption agency involved in the adoption, or even from their adoptive parents if they know the birth mother's info, but nowadays even TV shows like TLC's Long Lost Family are contributing to the cause.
36-year-old Jenny Thomas from Rochester, New York reached out to Long Lost Family for help finding her birth mother, and what they found out blew Jenny's mind- her biological mother was a coworker she'd known for years.
She worked with her birth mother Nita Valdez at the same Rochester hospital for two years, and the two had spoken on many occasions without knowing they were related:
Thomas was a patient care technician and Valdez was a patient transporter, so they both interacted frequently when patients had to be taken to rehab therapy.
"She's very quiet, funny. I'm comical, so she would always laugh at my jokes, so that was a plus. We never went past a working-professional relationship at all," Thomas told the NY Post.
The waffle iron is seemingly the most useless appliance in the kitchen, spending most of its time gathering dust in the cabinet, and unless you run a Bread & Breakfast you probably wonder why you even own one.
Of course, that feeling goes right out the window when you dig in to a stack of delicious waffles, the iron earning a reprieve once again, but wouldn't it be nice to put that iron to work more often?
Everything you cook will come out with a waffle pattern, of course, but in many cases this is an improvement, because mozzarella sticks don't come with built-in sauce pockets.
The world was a very different place when Disneyland first opened the gates to the Magic Kingdom back in 1955, and as a new legion of fans discovered their love of theme parks Disney found a new market for selling souvenirs.
But some of the souvenirs they sold back in the good old days were quite bizarre compared to the inoffensive, and fully branded, trinkets they sell today.
Souvenir shopping started on Main Street, where Pop could head to the Tobacconist and buy a hand carved Disneyland pipe and a tin of Disneyland Special Blend pipe tobacco.
But pipes and pipe tobacco are only seen as strange by anti-pipe smoking killjoys, so where's the really strange stuff they used to sell? Well, is buying a bra at Disneyland strange enough for ya?
At Hollywood-Maxwell's Intimate Apparel Shop you could meet the Wonderful Wizard Of Bras, who would walk (dance?) visitors through the history of lingerie, then ladies could purchase a brand new Disney bra to call their own.
But bras are totally tasteful souvenirs when compared to one gross treat recently sold at Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom that bombed big time- sugary sweets shaped like animal poop.
Guests could chomp down on desserts shaped like elephant, giraffe, tamarin or hippo dung, and needless to say these "treats" did not go over well with guests so they were pulled after only two weeks.
You've seen Depp as Trump in the Funny Or Die video Miss C recently posted here on Neatorama, now prepare yourself for the utterly terrifying part they decided not to include with the video- Johnny Depp tearing off the Trump makeup.
(Warning: video is barely NSFW due to language and may induce flashbacks like Pink Floyd's The Wall did back in 1982)
Working as a professional assassin may not be a noble calling, nor is it a career that allows you to plan for the future, but from what I hear the pay is really good and government agencies like the CIA are always hiring new " independent contractors".
The essential point of assassination is the death of the subject. A human being may be killed in many ways but sureness is often overlooked by those who may be emotionally unstrung by the seriousness of this act they intend to commit. The specific technique employed will depend upon a large number of variables, but should be constant in one point: Death must be absolutely certain. The attempt on Hitler’s life failed because the conspiracy did not give this matter proper attention...
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It is possible to kill a man with the bare hands, but very few are skillful enough to do it well. Even a highly trained Judo expert will hesitate to risk killing by hand unless he has absolutely no alternative. However, the simplest local tools are often much the most efficient means of assassination. A hammer, axe, wrench, screw driver, fire poker, kitchen knife, lamp stand, or anything hard, heavy and handy will suffice. A length of rope or wire or a belt will do if the assassin is strong and agile. All such improvised weapons have the important advantage of availability and apparent innocence. The obviously lethal machine gun failed to kill Trotsky where an item of sporting goods succeeded.
Don't worry, we won't judge you, although you probably shouldn't go around telling people about your new career because secrecy is a big part of the assassination game. *wink*
Golfers are a superstitious bunch, and there are so many myths surrounding that little ball they keep smacking around that a good game can be ruined by someone calling foul on your choice of ball.
So how can we quickly and easily squash the debate and just play the game without worrying about such trivial matters?
By watching this video created by father and son team behind What's Inside?, which delivers undeniable proof of what's inside the top golf balls of 2016 as compared to one from 20 years ago.
Keep this video handy next time you're going out to play eighteen holes and you'll have the proof that the person you're playing against just sucks at the game and is using the balls as an excuse!
Watching the Vh1 show Pop Up Video used to be the best way to learn little known trivia about your favorite bands while enjoying their music videos, and the producers of the show actually went to some pretty extreme lengths to get this information.
By speaking to crew members who worked on the videos they were able to get the inside scoop on facts music megastars didn't want you to know, like Alanis Morissette "kinda stank" during the taping of her "You Learn" video.
Pop Up Video didn't pull punches, but Billy Joel forced them to pull an episode with "Keeping The Faith" because his daughter was harassed at school over what the show said about Joel's ex-wife Christie Brinkley- "It's rumored Christie didn't keep the faith with Billy."
The show's writers were also so catty to lead singer of The Wallflowers Jakob Dylan, son of Bob Dylan, that the network forced the show to edit their segment for "One Headlight" until it was nicer to poor Dylan.
Nobody said growing up would be any fun, but the way they expressed that future bummer left a lot of questions.
Why will adulthood be such a bum trip? Won't my friends from childhood be coming along for the ride? Will it all really be so bad if I Peter Pan through my adult years and refuse to grow up?
Unfortunately we have to grow up and see how it all changes to answer these questions, watching the fun of youth mutate into something about as exciting as a glass of warm milk.
Craft projects don't have to involve expensive tools, tons of brand new materials or a head full of building techniques, and the simplest project can wind up looking pretty sweet if you have a solid vision of the final result and take your time getting there.
For example- here's a Marvel superhero lamp that Imgur user downtwobane made with a cheap lamp found at the thrift store, some cheap Avengers action figures and some paint, total cost $15.
Crafty downtwobane attached the figures to the lamp and each other using superglue, then sprayed the whole thing with some Rust-Oleum primer before bringing the "kapow!" with the gold paint.
The finished product is pretty impressive looking as a whole, and as you can see this is one craft project pretty much anyone can handle.
Most bunnies are just plain cute, but the super fluffy Angora breed are among the cutest of all the bunnies, even though you can only see part of their face under all that fur.
This soft, fluffy and oh so cute look is in no way creepy...until they munch on some blood red fruit.
Apparently Pigi from the YouTube Channel BunnyPigiShow has watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail one too many times, which is why his owner has started wearing a metal neck guard...
You'd never think to describe a caveman as "ridiculously photogenic", but there's no better way to describe this rugged guy with a smug look on his face spotted by Redditor mambungalon at the Espace de l'Homme de Spy in Belgium.
This incredibly realistic wax statue looks like he has some wild and crazy stories to tell, and thanks to the power of that digital imagination tool known as Photoshop we can see those stories play out.
Australia seems like a pretty magical yet dangerous place, just like most of the fantasy worlds in our favorite novels, but for someone who's actually from a fantasy world the land of Aus is pretty boring.
There are no spellcasters, no shark people, no large scale fantasy warfare, which is exactly how Jack the Wizard likes it, because he's tired of all the magical madness. (NSFW due to language)
Luckily there are lots of these magical things, and lots of fantasy themed funny, in the new comedy series created by LateNite Films called The Wizards Of Aus.
This series is so magically delicious you'll be wanting a second and third serving, so you'll be happy to know they've released six episodes so far, which is the perfect amount of episodes to really fill you up. So dig in and have fun!
Fan theories are generally to be taken with a grain of salt (unless the writers themselves are presenting this information, of course), but they're fun reads that get you thinking differently about your favorite shows.
Breaking Bad seemed like a cautionary tale rather than a story about a successful criminal who lived a happy and fulfilling life.
But when you consider that Walter White died having proven his true genius, and that his life of crime made him happy the message gets a bit muddy.
I hate to say anything bad about my beloved Doctor Who, but there's something about the modern series' that has always bothered me- the Doctor claims to abhor violence, yet is responsible for the extermination of both the Cybermen and the Daleks.
You'd think a self-avowed pacifist would have, I dunno, sent the Daleks and Cybermen to their own tropical planets where they'd be forced to suntan and sip piña coladas for the rest of eternity. But his actual choices sound more like Doctor Strangelove to me...
