Band shirts are standard gear for music lovers, and having shirts from the same artists who created the cover art for your favorite album is a cool way to show love for both the band and the artist at the same time. But sometimes you want a shirt that declares your love of an entire genre of music and not just the specific bands you love, and it would help if that shirt also captured your unique sense of humor. Agreed?
Then you need this Death Metal t-shirt by Yeldar, it's METAL AF as well as WTF weird, plus kitty and rainbow and retro lettering. 'Nuff said!
Wade Wilson was never all that cool, a fact most of his nerdy friends enjoyed about him, but when he became the unkillable merc Deadpool he started acting like he was too cool for school- and that made him too annoying to be around. So his friends suggested Wade should explore his nerdy roots in order to rediscover the things that used to bring him joy, and to their surprise they found that posing for cheeky pin-up art was at the top of DP's list!
Master the art of seduction with a little help from Deadpool, wear this Pin-Up Pool t-shirt by Kalgado and people will marvel at and swoon over your geeky tee wherever you go!
Our bodies are built to derive energy from food, and we all need to take in a different amount of calories each day to keep our bodies functioning properly and give us all the energy we need.
Therefore the more physically active your lifestyle the more calories you need to take in, and for 4 time World's Strongest Man champion Brian Shaw that daily calorie intake level is over 9000, calories that is.
Brian eats 6 meals a day, weighing in at 9,000+ calories total, and that's not only a lot of food- that's a lot of prep time and effort to eat!
Cats look comically cool in costumes yet have a hard time keeping their cool while dressed up, but some kitties actually seem to enjoy wearing costumes, like this adorable Scottish fold munchkin cat named "Dog".
Dog genuinely likes wearing the costumes his owner Lê Quoc Phong puts on him, and because of his mellow mood and snazzy outfits Dog is able to go to work with fish vendor Lê and help him bring in customers.
Mister Scamander's amazing magical suitcase holds all the fantastic beasts he has ever been able to capture within it, but there's one group of creatures he has never been able to capture- nor set eyes upon in all of his travels. These beasts of Ghibli have remained hidden from all but the Creator Miyazaki himself, so if Scamander wants to check out the Ghibli Totoros, Kodamas and Kaonashi he has to watch the Ghibli films just like everyone else!
Take a magical menagerie with you wherever you go by wearing this Fantastic Ghibli t-shirt by LanfaTees, and people will "ooh" and "aah" when they see your cool shirt!
Parkour videos are pretty fun to watch, and that POV GoPro footage can give viewers quite a thrill, but the Parkour obsessed seem like they'd be kinda annoying to hang out with.
They seem like the type of people who'd spend the whole time jumping around and climbing over stuff, an assumption that seems to be backed up by this video put together by Kuma Films.
But as the video goes on you discover a) of course they're flipping around and jumping off of stuff, they're filming the whole thing and b) this particular group of Parkour enthusiasts seem like pretty chill guys with mad skills. Plus- most of their shirts still have sleeves on them!
There is some really, really bad fan art out there that makes you want to cringe when you come across it online, but the vast majority of the fan art shared online is okay, mediocre, so-so, good enough.
This sea of mediocre fan art makes the really great pieces stand out, but you don't need to see a bunch of bad fan art to appreciate this piece- because it's a standout blockbuster all on its own!
It took artist James Raiz, aka TheBoxOfficeArtist, 450 hours over the course of 7 months to complete this massive Star Wars mural, which is made up of eight smaller sections one for each live action movie released.
But you don't have to sit through over 400 hours of footage to see James create this amazing mural, because this timelapse video shows the entire creation process in around ten minutes!
They say raising boys and girls couldn't be more different, since each sex requires a different form of parenting, and parents will say boys or girls are harder to deal with depending on their experience.
There may be no real answer to this question, since each kid presents their own challenges for a parent, but there is one thing we know for sure- boys tend to play differently than girls.
Boys like to roughhouse more than girls, they make getting dirty into a full-fledged sport, and when it comes to getting into trouble boys are always ready to lend each other a hand.
Arlington, Texas-based photographer Sara Easter has been documenting day-to-day life with her three boys, ages 4, 7 and 9, and her photos reveal not only all the brattiness found in young boys but also all the love these brothers have for each other.
Every wizard knows the best way to win a battle is to hedge your bets by arming yourself with as many backup spells as you can remember, but there comes a point when both magic and melee weapons must be used to defeat the darkness. So while it's always good to have some extra spells handy it's even better to have every nerdy weapon imaginable in your pocket should one of Voldie's minions get within striking range. Because a lightsaber or two will still cut the mustard even if you don't know how to use the Force, and the Sting of a magical blade stays with a bad guy long after they've fled the field of battle!
Add the power of a geeky weapon or three to your wardrobe with this The Nerdy Hallows t-shirt by Thompson Custom Art Creations, it's all the protection you'll ever need against the forces of dorkness!
Every day people head to the grocery store to buy their favorite foods blissfully unaware that they're being sold a bunch of mislabeled lies.
They're told the wine they purchase is aged in oak caskets when some wineries are simply adding wood chips and shavings to the wine, which is actually being made in steel vats to cut costs.
Even worse- winemakers are adding a substance called "Mega Purple" to their wines, and Mega Purple is basically just concentrated grape juice.
It's a grape concentrate, or slurry, which big wine labels add to underwhelming red wine to intensify the flavor and color and sometimes even to mask spoilage. It's estimated that over 25 million bottles get spiked with Mega Purple on a yearly basis. Many wineries rely so heavily on it that they have their own reverse-osmosis machines which let them make their own concentrates by extracting the alcohol from their s#%tty wines to pump up slightly less s#%tty wine. Yummy.
There is still plenty of real wine made the old fashioned way available at your local grocery store, but the fish they're selling is nothing but a big flippin' lie- because most of it is intentionally mislabeled.
Here's a chart that shows what you're actually getting when you buy fish at the grocery store:
Winston Churchill is one of those historical figures who had a long list of accomplishments over decades yet is mostly known for just one specific time period, and Winston's time will forever be World War II.
But prior to the World Wars Churchill was already on the road to becoming a larger-than-life figure, having escaped from a Boer prison camp in South Africa in 1899:
After graduating from Sandhurst, Churchill took leave from the army and traveled to Cuba, where he reported on an uprising for a London newspaper. He subsequently served as a war correspondent and military officer, a dual role then permitted, in India, Sudan and South Africa. Upon arriving in South Africa in 1899, his armored train was ambushed by Boers, the descendants of Dutch settlers who were fighting the British at the time. Churchill was captured and marched to a prison camp, which he soon escaped from by scaling a wall at night, even as two of his fellow prisoners turned back. With no precise plan, Churchill luckily stumbled upon the house of a British coal mine manager, who hid him in a mineshaft for three days and then sent him on a wool-filled rail truck into Mozambique. From there, Churchill caught a ship back to South Africa and rushed to the front a newfound hero.
However, Winston's star almost fell instead of rising when he organized an amphibious assault during World War I that failed spectacularly:
Churchill’s political career began in 1900 when he was elected to Parliament, a position he would hold for more than 60 years. He secured his first cabinet post in 1908, and by 1911 had advanced to become First Lord of the Admiralty (the British equivalent of U.S. Secretary of the Navy). In this capacity, he prepared an amphibious assault during World War I against the crumbling Ottoman Empire. Churchill believed such action would allow the British to link up with their Russian allies, put added pressure on Germany’s eastern front and possibly even tip the balance of the entire conflict. But when Allied battleships entered the Dardanelles strait, located near present-day Istanbul, in March 1915, Ottoman fire sank three of them, severely damaged three others and sent the remainder into retreat. Allied troops similarly failed to gain ground during months of fighting on the adjacent Gallipoli Peninsula, suffering over 250,000 casualties in the process. Although Churchill lost his admiralty post as a result of the failure, he was eventually able to rehabilitate his reputation.
Pigs will eat practically any type of food you put in their trough, and even though vegans hate to hear this pigs will even eat pork, or any kind of meat for that matter, without hesitation or a second thought.
That's why pigs don't make very good shopping partners when you're heading to the grocery store, and if you don't hook them up with snacks the whole time they're in the store they will start to squeal.
But Priscilla and Poppleton aren't your average porcine shoppers, and when their human takes them to the store along with their two piggy partners and Pigtail the pug they stay on their best behavior- even though that food smells really good.
Priscilla, Poppleton and Pigtail do all kinds of stuff together, like riding around in a wagon and hanging out by the swimming pool, and the quartet plus one will even take a bath together when they start to smell a bit ripe.
Link had been known to toss a cucco or two in his time, and he'd even tossed or kicked a few cuccos when he was feeling frustrated, but overall Link was a friend to the cuccos and didn't want to see them come to any harm. So when a guy calling himself The Colonel started opening his Lorule Fried Cucco restaurants all over Hyrule Link knew those poor little birds were in trouble. Now Link had never really thought of himself as an animal rights activist before, and he enjoyed spit roasted meat from time to time, but there was something about that look in The Colonel's eye that showed he was enjoying the killing of cuccos just a little too much for it to be strictly business...
Add a deliciously geeky mashup to your wardrobe with this Chicken Thief t-shirt by Trheewood, it's a tasty way to show love for our fine feathered friends and the Legend of Hyrule!
If Alice were alive today she wouldn't have had to take an actual trip down the rabbit hole because she could have experienced all the tea party madness, tripped out characters and crazy croquet matches from the safety of her living room via VR headset. Then Alice wouldn't have had to worry about losing her head when the Red Queen blew her top, nor would she have been so worried about getting lost in those weird woods where the Cheshire Cat hung with those strange talking plants. In fact, Alice would have enjoyed her trip knowing she had unlimited lives and continues!
Show the world what the future of imagination looks like by wearing this Follow Me (Down The Rabbit Hole) t-shirt by Kgullholmen, and your fellow Wonderland fans will come out of the woodwork wherever you go.
Watching people paint in real time can literally feel like watching paint dry, but watching an artist work on an incredibly detailed and beautiful painting in time lapse can be quite thrilling and inspirational.
This is especially true if the subject is something near and dear to your heart, and seeing as how I was born in the year of the dragon and I'm a huge fantasy nerd watching artist Chris Scalf paint this awesome portrait of a dragon really blew me away!
Orcs are fearsome and savage creatures in their own right, green-skinned killing machines from a primordial era when humans did not yet rule the Earth, but imagine how much scarier they'd be if they were on meth.
Now I'm pretty sure most meth dealers know better than to sell speed to a savage orc, but a foolish drug peddler hooked Treshtog up with some meth and now it's all he can think about.
And then the dung really hit the fan when Treshtog discovered some thieving scumbag stole his meth and smoked it... (NSFW language)
Seeing snow fall for the first time generally blows a child's mind, and adults who have never seen flakes of snow fall from the sky are often quite tripped out by the experience as well.
However, no human can ever know how mind blowing it must be for a puppy to see snow fall for the first time, nor will we ever experience the pleasure of leaping into the air and snapping at snowflakes with our maws.
But watching this video of a 4-month-old English Springer Spaniel from Wales leaping around catching snowflakes in mid-air will give you some idea of how amazing snowfall seems to a tiny puppy's brain!
The Cat in the Hat had always been an imaginative fellow, and he had always enjoyed letting his mind wander into whichever book he's reading or TV show he's watching, but when he was introduced to a series of sci-fi movies about a war in the stars he found himself quite lost and unable to escape his imagination. The worlds were so realistic and so vibrant that he could see it all as clear as if he were there, and then when the characters started speaking to him he realized he really was there, on some planet far, far away called Tatooine. This revelation thrilled him to the bone- until a blaster was thrust into his back and The Cat in the Hat was forced to face a giant hungry space slug named Jabba...
Add some deliciously silly humor to your geeky wardrobe with this The Cat In The Hutt t-shirt by Kenny Durkin, it's the perfect mashup for people who have an unusual sense of taste.
Murderers rarely confess to their crimes before being questioned by police or arrested, but killers who suddenly find they have a conscience, or feel like gloating about their crime, have started using social media like a confessional.
Derek Medina would become known as the Facebook Killer after he murdered his wife and uploaded pics of her corpse to Facebook back in 2013, using Facebook to confess what he'd done to his family and friends before turning himself in to the police:
“I had an argument with my wife and she was hitting me. She always hits me all the time. I got tired of her hitting me so I shot her,” he said. When officers tried to get dispatchers to send fire rescue to the couple’s house, Medina then said – “oh she’s dead. I know she’s dead because I emptied my 380 in her. Five shots.”
Randy Janzen of British Columbia used Facebook as a confessional in a similar fashion after killing his wife, daughter and sister, but his confession didn't lead to an arrest- because Randy killed himself after setting his house ablaze.
Randy's reason for killing was just as bizarre as his emoji-filled Facebook confession- he didn't want his daughter to suffer with debilitating migraines so he shot her.
He then shot his wife so she wouldn't have to "hear the news her baby has died", and a few days later he killed his sister because "I did not want her to have to live with this shame I have caused all alone. Now my family is pain free (sic) and in heaven.”
There's no telling how long it would have taken police to show up at his house and discover the bodies had he not posted the confession above on Facebook, but when they showed up the house went up in flames, leaving them unable to enter for three days.
Back in the day getaway drivers had very few employment options available to them when they retired, but thanks to ridesharing companies like Uber and Lyft the Drive driver can now transition into a new career!
However, as this parody video created by Joey Thompson (who bears a striking resemblance to Ryan Gosling) shows- the Drive driver's new job as an Uber driver isn't nearly as exciting as his old gig, but at least he got to keep the cool jacket!
Now that the kingdom of Wakanda has decided to come out of seclusion and join the rest of the world they've been busy figuring out new ways to interact and compete with other nations- and the sport of baseball is at the top of the list. When the warriors of Wakanda heard players get to carry around a big bat in case a fight breaks out they were instantly on board with the idea, plus they knew their vibranium-enhanced gear would give them an edge. But then they saw their first game would be against the Asgard Aces...
Show some love for your favorite fictional sports team by wearing this WAKANDA PANTHERS t-shirt by Fernando Sala, it's major league awesome!
March is a month full of madness, Pi, saints and storms, and it's also the gateway to spring when the daffodils start to bloom.
The Ides of March brought misfortune to Julius Caesar and March was named after the Roman war god Martius, aka Mars, but overall March seems like a pretty boring month compared to most of its calendar cousins.
However, these facts show there's more to March than I thought!:
1. March is named after Mars, the Roman god of war as it was the month in which the military campaigning season got under way after winter.
2. In Old English one name for the month of March was “Hlyda” meaning “loud” possibly because of the roaring March winds.
3. March is the only month with three consecutive consonants in its name in English.
4. An old proverb says that “March comes in a like a lion and goes out like a lamb”, which means that winter is ending and spring is beginning.
5. In ancient Rome before Julius Caesar’s calendar reform, March was the first month of the year.
6. The expression “mad as a March hare” dates back to 1529. It refers to the wild behaviour of male hares during the mating season in March.
7. Fredric March twice won an Oscar for Best Actor. Main Street On The March (1941) and March Of The Penguins (2005) also won Oscars.
8. MARCH is an acronym for the Medically Aware and Responsible Citizens of Hyderabad.
9. The birthstone for March is aquamarine and the flowers are the daffodil or violet.
10. More 20th century UK Prime Ministers had birthdays in March than any other month
If you can speak the language of food then you can communicate with people from other cultures better than any language ever could, because all humans enjoy sitting down to a good meal.
Food slides right past our tongues and speaks to our very souls, and when someone prepares a special meal for you they're sharing the flavors of their culture, life story and family heritage with you- and no words need to be spoken to enjoy each other's company.
Shing paid homage to her grandmother with this wonderfully honest autobiographical comic strip, telling the story of how food became an important part of her life- and how her relationship with food became complicated.
Rick is usually too drunk to remember all the stupid things he has agreed to do, so when a strange double bandolier speedo thingy, a revolver and a ponytail wig showed up in the mail he assumed his drunk mind had struck again. Rick slipped on the suit and boots and slipped the straps on, then he pulled the gun and mustered up his best badass sci-fi hero face as he gazed at his new look in the mirror. "Hey Morty, this *braaaap* new stupid sexy shooter guy suit ain't so bad, kinda brings out my macho side..." Rick trailed off as a portal opened up next to him and Morty, dressed like some kind of stupid sci-fi character with Egyptian influences, grabbed him and pulled him in...
Add some stupid funny sci-fi flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Gazorpazorp t-shirt by Nemons, it won't make you sexier but it will make people laugh wherever you go, making you a comedy hero.
Bad dates are often so frustrating, so ego deflating, and so regretful, the bad memory of that horrible night sticks with you for the rest of your life.
But when it comes to bad dates there are many different levels of bad, which can make dating feel like a pyramid scheme:
A few years back I lived in a triplex that was once a large house. My upstairs neighbour was a cute blonde. We were friendly and had chatted in passing in the shared laundry room. We started flirting a bit via text (she had my number with my permission from the landlord due to the fusebox for the whole house being in my unit) and she suggested we go out for drink.
Less than five minutes into our “date” she launched into a pyramid scheme pitch that she called “a great business opportunity.” Cheque please and I left. She was not happy. – Guardian83
If you find yourself on a bad date just remind yourself that you are free to date other people, so don't let the first person you go out with tie you down:
Girl broke down crying mid-park-date.
No big deal, help the girl out. Found out she was crying because she was still in love with her ex. OK fine, this will be the last date, but I can still walk her home like a gentleman.
On the walk home, she starts smiling and swinging our arms saying,”I’ll train you (like a dog) to be like my ex.”
I walked her home, got in my car, texted her that it isn’t going to work, turned off my phone, drove home, and didn’t leave for three days. – CzarKwiecien
During the conversation she started talking about a bunch of things I had an interest in, being quite specific. It eventually twigged that she must have checked my Instagram for stuff I liked/did. I figured this was fine since had we met on Tinder or something that’s pretty standard.
I went back to her place and her housemate looked shocked to see me, like, f**king terrified. When we had a moment alone she beckoned me into the hallway and showed me a picture, of me, that was circled in quite a violent fashion and asked me “Is this you?”
Then ensued the most terrifying argument I’ve seen between two women ever at which point I went full nope, left as quickly as physically possible, drove away and did not ask questions. I’m sorta hopeful that there was a reason for it all and it just came off as super weird, rather than the sinister explanation I’d assumed upon seeing it. – whitehousea
Spring is right around the corner, so it's a great time to add some new clothes to your collection as the world is about to warm up and start growing all fresh, clean and green again.
If you're looking to add some fresh, clean style to your life this spring then head over to the NeatoShop, where there's a FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING SALE going on until March 9th. That's right- FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING ON ALL T-SHIRTS!
When spring is in the air animals start acting a bit crazy
Lisa Simpson is the most underrated member of the Simpsons clan, and she's constantly overshadowed by her bratty brother, dumbass dad, magical baby sister Maggie and charming mother Marge, which is a crying shame- because she's actually a great role model for girls.
She's super smart and talented and doesn't try to hide it, she's independent enough at age 8 that her parents often turn to her for help, and her sensitivity and passion for good causes is infectious.
Lisa is described by Simpsons creator Matt Groening as "the only character on the show not controlled by his or her base impulses", but more than that she's one of the only characters on the show who is truly a force for good.
The woke little girl who has been inspiring kids and adults alike for decades is voiced by Yeardley Smith, who is now forever tied to the character since the two have shared the same voice for over 30 years.
Yeardley admits to being sometimes embarrassed by the fact that she's only allowed to play Lisa on the show because the timbre of her voice is too specific, but she's also proud to play a character she identifies with so closely:
I ask Smith if it feels, perhaps, like getting stuck eating crackers while everyone around her feasts at a bountiful and ever-expanding banquet.
“I feel like it’s more like being in a circus. Like being part of a circus performing family. But you’re not talented enough to do all the flips, so all you get to do is stand on the end of the seesaw that everybody else jumps off of.” Smith laughs. “You’ve got to have a tough skin in this business.”
The relationship between Homer and Lisa—the pairing of diametrical opposites in Lisa’s sensitivity and sincerity and Homer’s buffoonery—is also arguably the richest and most affecting relationship in the show. It can be emotional for the performers, too: Smith admits to breaking down while recording the scene in “Lisa’s Substitute” in which Lisa lashes out and calls Homer a baboon.
“Speaking very personally, I had a sometimes-wanting relationship with my own father,” she says. “So, to be able to play these scenes with Homer, where she actually feels like he gets her, really ticks a very personal box for me. I always feel that they write that stuff really beautifully. There have been so many episodes where they have a meeting of minds, when Homer goes out of his way to at least try to understand Lisa—and often admits, ‘I still don’t understand you, but I love you deeply. I’m really happy to be here with you and that’s enough for me.’ What’s better than that, really?”
Poison isn't as popular among murderers as it once was, and these days killers prefer guns and other deadly weapons to poison because they're easier to acquire and deliver an instant result.
But if you've pissed off someone with a flair for the dramatic and a healthy passion for antiquated murder mysteries then you may want to watch this SciShow video and learn how to detect the "undetectable" poison they've been feeding you.
It's required viewing if you have a butler in your employ...
Marvel has tried to keep the storylines in Spider-Man comics acceptable for a younger audience, since he's one of the heroes they try to keep accessible to the kiddies as an ambassador to the Marvel Universe.
But when Spidey donned the black suit that ended up being the symbiote Venom he let the darkness slip into his life- and his storylines followed suit.
Kraven the Hunter kicked off this dark 90s era by going on his Last Hunt for the Spider-Man so he could prove he's a "superior human specimen" before retiring.
After burying Peter Parker alive Kraven donned the black suit and went around fighting crime to prove his superiority, crushing a villain the real Spidey needed Caps help to defeat and proving he's mightier than Spider-Man once and for all.
And so, with nowhere else to go, Kraven killed himself.
The darkness surrounding Kraven continued as Mrs. Kraven and daughter Kraven kept on Spidey in an attempt to secure some of his blood- so they could bring Kraven back to life.
Upon arrival at Kraven HQ Spidey proved he was in no mood to play with Mrs. Kraven- by using his sticky wall-crawling power to literally rip her face off- and then things got even more sinister:
Afterwards, Mr. Kraven took his family to the Savage Land, murdered Mrs. Kraven and sent one of his children off to hunt the other. Since then, Kraven has become best buddies with Squirrel Girl, the peppy young girl who talks to squirrels, because comics make less than no sense.