Never Say Die by Taylor Rose

Life is all about the places you go and the adventures you go on, and when you've got a group of friends by your side who never say die you're living the dream! The Goonies never let their fears or weaknesses stop them from living like there's no tomorrow, and when they embark on a journey with pirates and treasure you know the cool kids just have to tag along. So doesn't that make the Goonies the coolest by proxy?

Hey you guys! You're gonna love this Never Say Die t-shirt by Taylor Rose, but it's only to be worn by those most adventurous of souls worthy of being called a Goonie.

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Anchovy Alley by Djkopet

The Ninja Turtles had been patrolling the city so long they started nicknaming locations where they like to hang during their nights out on the town. Their favorite spot was located right behind Krang's Pizza Rocket, a location they dubbed "anchovy alley" because the dumpsters always smelled of dead fish. Even though the boss-creature didn't want Pizza Rocket employees talking to those teenage mutants the workers didn't care- the TMNT were making the city great again, and you've gotta keep heroes well fed, right?

Hang with your favorite mutant ninjas every time you slip on this Anchovy Alley t-shirt by Djkopet, it looks fresher than a sizzling pizza pie and won't smell like fish so long as you wash it once in a while!

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Unkar's Ration Packs by Stationjack

Sustenance is in short supply on Jakku, so those scavengers who need energy to bring in the next big haul should stock up on Unkar's ration packs, with the taste humanoids feel indifferent about! Unkar's packs are made of moderate quality veg-meat and polystarch from a few wars back, so you know they're not terrible and they're edible so quit complaining and eat your rations. Unless young Rey is such a big star now that she can't appreciate the packets of "food" that made her the rebel she is today...

Advertise for the junkboss with this Unkar's Ration Packs t-shirt by Stationjack, it's guaranteed to earn you some smiles from your fellow Force Awakens fans and absolutely nothing from Unkar!

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There's very little you can witness that is more satisfying than a dose of instant karma served up to someone who truly deserves it.

Whether the recipient is being rewarded for their goodness or punished for acting like an a-hole, it used to be extremely rare to witness instant karma being handed down from on high.

But thanks to smartphone and GoPro cameras we have documented video proof that karma exists, and the moral of this particular video lesson is "don't be a jerk or karma will get you".

(Contains NSFWish material and terrible music, viewer discretion is advised)

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Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould like to include Easter Eggs in their shows for observant fans to find, and viewers enjoyed finding secret stuff on Breaking Bad so much Vince and Peter decided to keep the Eggs rolling in Better Call Saul. (Spoiler-ish material ahead)

For the second season of Saul they decided to go beyond the visual and play with words by including an anagram in the episode titles, so they put the puzzle in place and didn't give it a second thought.

But a fan named Shaquita discovered the Easter Egg faster than a tweeker on Blue Sky, posting her findings on Twitter with the caption “on vacation this week, and have nothing but time lol".

@BetterTalkSaul on vacation this week, and have nothing but time lol pic.twitter.com/KvHF8WY4JV

— Shaquita (@sirena6783) March 28, 2016

The creators confirmed Shaquita's findings and were blown away by how fast she found it:

“We had this—to us—this very bright idea of encoding the words “Fring’s Back” in the episode titles,” Gould told Vanity Fair. “And we thought we’d be revealing it maybe sometime over the summer. I guess we really underestimated the genius and hard work of our fans.”

“And their attention to detail, and God bless them for it,” Gilligan chimed in.

Gould concluded: “It’s hard to complain about people paying attention to every aspect of the show. It certainly reminds us again that we better keep all our i’s dotted and our t’s crossed in every aspect of the show.”

-Via Independent

When you're going through a difficult breakup you'll have people telling you cliché things like “it's okay to cry” and “there's no instruction manual on how to handle someone leaving you”, and those people are wrong.

Well, they're right about the crying part, I guess, so long as you're not blubbering in bed for days like a baby.

But the bit about there being no manual is false, because designer Caisa Nilaseca has created a whole series of easy to follow manuals inspired by the instruction sheets that come with IKEA furniture.

Caisa's minimalist manuals are far easier to understand than the IKEA versions, and instead of handing out the same old sad and tired advice her funny little manuals keep it 100% real.

See IKEA-Inspired Manuals Will Teach You How To Get Over A Breakup here

Krabby Patty! by daletheskater

With the lights out he's less dangerous, here comes Bob now, entertain him! That sponge in the silly square pants has always been a fan of popular music, so when he was offered the chance to pose for the cover of Squidvana's album Beach he jumped at the chance. Problem is- Bob jumped right past the photo shoot set and straight into a nearby pool because he spotted an unattended Krabby Patty!

Add some delicious cartoon color to your geeky wardrobe with this Krabby Patty! t-shirt by daletheskater, it's the perfect way to pay homage to Kurt, Bob and the tastiest burgers under the sea!

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It must be great for a famous face to create an offspring who has the exact same famous face, but I can see how that might suck for the kids.

After all, no matter what they want to do in life their recognizable face will make people think they're following in their parent's footsteps and hoping to become famous.

Some lazy kids will see the similarity in looks as an easy way to profit from their mom or dad's fame, while others will grow up never knowing the famous person they look exactly like.

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See 20 Kids Who Look Nearly Identical To Their Famous Parents here

When fruit dies in mysterious ways The Food Surgeon is there to help make sense of it all, using his forensic skills to get to the bottom of important cases like “who aced the apple?” or “how did the banana end up in a body bag?”

With expert surgical precision and a passion for busting food defilers, The Food Surgeon is a foodie for justice who occasionally eats the "cadaver" when he's done...

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Read the surgeon's hilarious notes here

-Via Laughing Squid

TV shows love to send crews out to remote locations where few humans dare to tread and film the whole experience, because audiences who are stuck at home eat that extreme travel stuff up.

The crews sent out on these shoots expect to find adventure, hardship and plenty of amazing scenery to film, but they certainly don't expect to find an actual castaway while filming!

A documentary crew shooting an episode of Animal Planet's “River Monsters” off the coast of Australia came across a strange sight as they neared an island- a frantic man named Termini yelling “give me something to drink!”

Termini swam out to the crew's boat and happily drank a bottle of water, then told the crew that he's an amateur fisherman who got lost after he left his boat to look for oysters.

He'd been stranded for 60 hours, suffered from heat stroke and swore he would die alone on the island before the crew came along.

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The lucky castaway made a full recovery, and the footage was left in the episode so Termini can prove to his friends and family that his incredible rescue story is totally true.

Read TV Crew Finds Island Castaway While Shooting 'River Monsters' Episode here

Turtle Trap by Manikx

Shredder spent years trying to come up with some master plan to trap the Ninja Turtles and make turtle soup out of them, but all he really needed was a cardboard box, a stick, a string and a fresh slice of pizza. It seems those teenage mutants are a lot like regular teenagers in that they can't resist the taste of a cheesy slice of pizza pie, and their hunger will actually override their logical minds when they smell that fresh pizza. But just so we're clear- this trick will not necessarily work on normal turtles, since they have yet to be introduced to the cowabunga power of pizza...

Captivate your fellow fans with this Turtle Trap t-shirt by Manikx, it's the adorable way to show love for the TMNT and regular old non-ninja turtles at the same time.

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Double Trouble by LadyTank Studios

Oh my, it appears these two lovely ladies have fallen head over heels into a strange and wondrous land full of psychedelic dangers and surreal strangeness, what ever will they do to survive? The one they call Alice appears to have already gone to work and stained her pretty dress and boots with some poor soul's blood, and that knife she's wielding looks mighty sharp. And Harley certainly knows how to handle herself, laughing fear in the face or simply smacking it around until it goes away, but how long will she be able to hold out before she goes totally batty?

Your fellow fans will lose their minds when they see you wearing this Double Trouble t-shirt by LadyTank Studios, it's one crazy cool design!

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You don't have to be daft, dorky or deranged to draw comic strips, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

And those artists who are able to channel their particular brand of madness into their medium often become known for their fantastically freaky view of the world.

Spanish cartoonist Joan Cornellà has no problem letting his freak flag fly in his twisted (and often NSFW) comic strips, and looking at the world through Joan's eyes means finding magic in every nook and cranny.

Joan Cornellà's comics have earned him a place in the hearts of people who like to stare at funny stuff then laugh about it later when they see a shape or shadow that reminds them of his offbeat strips!

-Via JazJaz

Most personality tests require the participant to answer all kinds of questions in order to somewhat arbitrarily categorize them according to societal norms.

But these kinds of tests take too long to complete and are never truly tested for consistency, so you should find out what kind of person you are the Kobushi Shindan way- by making a fist.

Kobushi Shindan is a method samurai used to read people's personality types that translates to "fist analysis", defining who you are by how you make a fist.

If your thumb rests on your pointer finger when you make a fist then you're a strong leader who wants to feel needed by others and is fiercely loyal to your loved ones.

If your thumb rests on your middle finger then you're kind and sociable but scared to try new things and have a hard time starting relationships.

And if you tuck your thumb into your fingers when you make a fist then you're a sensitive introvert who hates conflict and therefore excels at having long relationships.

These are just brief snippets of what your fists says about you, but you can read more about Kobushi Shindan here

You can't announce earth shattering news online and expect the internet community to keep quiet, but sometimes their reactions are truly priceless.

nothing is going to top this today pic.twitter.com/sMSVt8LzDK

— Paris Serge-Germain (@Sergeveli13) April 20, 2016

Take these reactions to the news that Harriet Tubman will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the twenty dollar bill- they're some of the best reactions money can buy but they're free for an (un)limited time!

Andrew Jackson be like...

(...is this how the Crying Jordan thing works?) pic.twitter.com/YHZi5XIVjt

— Head Coach's Wife! (@CoachsWifeASU) April 20, 2016

Seriously though, who doesn't enjoy seeing a new face on their hard earned funds? Oh wait...

"Yes, I'll have one confederate flag."

*slides Tubman $20 across counter* pic.twitter.com/lOgW2Speci

— pj (@pjhoody) April 20, 2016

See The Internet's Funniest Reactions To Harriet Tubman Landing On The $20 here