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Child With Raft On His Head Photoshopped Into Strange Predicaments

Some photos chosen for Photoshop competitions would actually benefit from a little digital modification, but this picture of a goofy looking kid with a raft on his head is pure gold on its own.

Which is why it's actually perfect for a Photoshop battle, because that kid looks like he's in need of some equally goofy looking friends.

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Photoshop can help Raft Boy achieve his dreams without the usual real life complications, allowing him to become the youngest ballerino at the Bolshoi despite his lack of formal training

It can also help Raft Boy grow up to a be a bright, bold and healthy boy rich in vitamin D

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And may get him the dog he's always wanted

Being a part of the PsBattle may be the best thing that ever happened to little Raft Boy, but hopefully the internet fame won't go to his head or he may become a little terror

See more from Challenge: Photoshop This Child With A Raft On His Head here


The Real Six-Pack - Exercise Your Right To Party


The Real Six-Pack by Raffiti

Some guys and guybots like to lift heavy stuff to get buff, but Bender knows the real secret to success in the gym- get blind, stinking drunk. That way you'll be working your muscles, or servos as the case may be, and you won't even know it. Of course, accidents do happen when one has been drinking, but take it from Bender- whatever can't be repaired, replaced or rebuilt wasn't worth having in the first place!

Send the right message when you go to the gym, wear this The Real Six-Pack t-shirt by Raffiti and get pumped the Bender Rodriguez way!

Visit Raffiti's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Poison Different PLAYBURGER Rowlets Hey! Look At Me!

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Vegan Realizes He Accidentally Ate Cheese, Loses His Mind

What happens when someone who has carefully adhered to a vegan diet for years accidentally eats an animal product such as meat or cheese?

They may have a stomach ache or an allergic reaction, which may be why they went vegan in the first place, but the guy in this video clearly went vegan for the cool points- and he has the t-shirt to prove it. (fast forward to 16:10 to see him throw a NSFW fit)

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POWSIMIAN probably should have asked for a comprehensive list of ingredients before letting his mommy order him a pizza...

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McDonald's Cheeseburger Meal + Juicer = The Ultimate Unhappy Meal

French fries are usually the best part of a meal from McDonald's, but getting them from your face to your stomach (along with a cheeseburger or two) requires a lot of chewing.

So wouldn't it be easier to skip all that jaw work and suck it all down like a smoothie?

(Barely NSFW due to language)

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The culinary madmen from the YouTube channel BAD THINGS FOR BAD PEOPLE tested the theory by throwing McDonald's cheeseburgers and fries into a juicer to create the ultimate Unhappy Meal- Junk Juice.

-Via BuzzFeed


The Creep Catcher Network Is Using Vigilante Justice To Catch Child Molesters

Child molesters are generally thought of as the lowest form of human life, and even the drug dealers and murderers in prison see them as total scumbags.

So it comes as no surprise that people often work together to flush out and get rid of any sex offenders who may be lurking around their neighborhoods.

But one organization in Canada has taken the act of catching child molesters to a whole new level of effectiveness.

They call themselves the Creep Catcher Network, and so far they've caught dozens of would-be abusers in their online web of vigilante justice.

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First they gather evidence against the molesters by posing as underage chatters online, then they film the pervs who show up to meet the "child" they were chatting with online.

The videos and chat logs are posted on the Creep Catcher site, complete with the offender's name and contact info, to publically shame them and make them think twice before attempting to abuse a child again.

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Canadian police departments are understandably upset about the actions being taken by CCN, saying they're interfering with investigations and acting illegally by going after these men.

But the Network is gaining supporters and new members every day, and even a few of the alleged abusers have made videos in support of their work, saying getting caught has "changed their life".

Read These Vigilante "Creep Catchers" Bait And Trap Alleged Child Molesters here (contains NSFW language)


Rare Footage Of Bruce Lee's Teacher Yip Man Training Days Before His Death

Bruce Lee was such an incredible martial artist people often assume he was born with his fighting skills, but just like every other warrior before him Bruce had to go through intense training to achieve greatness.

And many would argue that without the training Bruce received from his teacher Yip Man he would not have become such an accomplished martial artist.

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Yip Man (the inspiration for the action movie series IP Man) was a master teacher of Wing Chun and a legendary fighter, but the world had barely gotten to know the man before he died in December,1972.

Incredibly, Yip died just seven months before Bruce Lee, and as this rare video footage shows Yip continued to practice his Wing Chun forms until the very day he died.

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Sons Ip Chun and Ip Ching followed in their father's footsteps and become famous martial artists in their own right, even though they were always overshadowed by dad's legendary student Bruce.

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-Via The Vintage News


Another One Bites The Dust - Have Fun Storming The Death Star


Another One Bites The Dust by Rocky Davies

By order of the Queen all stormtroopers were to be shot on sight, which wouldn't have been a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that some of those stormtroopers were destined to be stars. For you see, unbeknownst to the Empire and Sith Lord Vader, the stormtroopers had formed a band, and their first single "Pew Pew War" was already hitting the top of the charts across the galaxy. Both the Emperor and Darth were ardently against the stormtroopers having hobbies, but the troopers found it thrilling to disobey the dark side, forming their own rebellion of sorts within the Imperial ranks. Now they just had to stay alive long enough to hear Max Rebo cover their song...

Sing a song of stormtroopers getting blasted to smithereens with this Another One Bites The Dust t-shirt by Rocky Davies, it's sure to score a direct hit with your fellow sci-fi fans!

Visit Rocky Davies's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

It Ain't Personal Fantastic Swords Tenderloin Meat Juicy Burgers Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

View more designs by Rocky Davies | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

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A Stop Motion Short About Our Robotic Morning Routines

Nine-to-fivers sleepily shuffle through their morning routine then commute to work while fighting to stay awake, all so they can sleepwalk through their work day, go home tired and do it all over again.

Maybe we should just stop fighting the robotic nature of the morning routine and add some actual robots to our homes, so we don't have to lift a finger until we're out the front door!

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"Sleepy Steve" is a delightful stop motion short created by animator Meghann Artes that is equal parts Pee Wee's Playhouse, The Jetsons and David Lynch, in other words very fun to watch!

-Via Laughing Squid


Guy Turned His Girlfriend's Dog-Chewed Heel Into A Wearable Work Of Art

Dogs who like to destroy stuff have no idea how valuable the stuff they're destroying is to their humans, but when they chew up something their human cares about they're dubbed bad dog.

But what if they're just trying to help us repurpose our stuff, making it look unique with a little help from their teeth?

Blacksmith and caring boyfriend Alan Padziński wasn't buying that excuse either, but when their dog Caliph chewed up one of his girlfriend Jagoda's favorite shoes he saved the day with his smithing skills.

With a little imagination and some fine craftsmanship Alan turned her tore up shoe into armored heels worthy of a warrior princess.

Read This Guy Turned His Girlfriend's Dog-Chewed Shoe Into An Amazing Heel here

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You Are Here - Life Ain't Always A Box Of Chocolates


You Are Here by Benares

When life is full of crapstorms that muddy up your view of the wondrous world we live in you must learn to wipe it all away and move on. Sometimes you'll find yourself surrounded with crappy people who want to make their muck part of your life, threatening to drown you beneath a pile of their problems, but you've installed wipers and can therefore see through their curtain of crap. You are meant to be a pioneer, a trailblazer, the first person you know who has scaled the mountain of crap that has piled up in their lives and lived to tell about it. Climb past the pile and you'll find the world often smells like roses, but let the pile overtake you and you'll never be rid of the stench...

Don't let life's crap get you down, throw on this You Are Here t-shirt by Benares and smear a smile onto people's faces wherever you go!

Visit Benares's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

Jocovitti's Fishes No One Can Hear You Scream Just Look At The Flowers The Owls Are Not What They Seem

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Nothing Makes People Scream With Laughter Like A Horror-Bly Funny T-Shirt

Black Lagoon Bottom Dwellers by Art Broken

Comedy goes surprisingly well with tragedy, and our favorite horror movies often feature comedic elements that go great with all the blood and gore.

It's no surprise horror movie fans have a darker sense of humor than most, so if you're looking for a shirt that'll make people laugh their heads off then enter the NeatoShop...if you dare!

There's all kinds of scary stuff going on in the world today, from entire countries turning strange

God Save The THING by Gimetzco!

To the living developing an unhealthy obsession with the undead

Till Death Tears Us Apart by OPIPPI

And then there's the horror of the upcoming presidential election...

Every Vote Counts by Boggs Nicolas

No wonder we're all looking for a reason to smile!

No Trouble by Ikado

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Mini Batgirl - She May Be Pint Sized, But She Still Packs A Punch!


Mini Batgirl by Oliver Banks

She may not have the moves, the fancy gadgets or the muscles to match old Bats, but Batgirl has one power the Caped Crusader will never have- the power of cuteness. This may seem like a power that would be of no use when squaring off against the super-powered villains in the Rogue's Gallery, but you'd be surprised how effective a bat of the lashes and a smile can be against a guy. And if there's one thing Batgirl and bad girls like Harley Quinn, Catgirl and Poison Ivy have in common it's the ability to get guys, no matter how villainous, to do their bidding!

Charm your fellow Batfans into submission with this Mini Batgirl t-shirt by Oliver Banks, it's a mighty powerful way to declare your love for the cutest member of the Bat Family!

Visit Oliver Banks's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Mini Harley Quinn Doctor Who Seuss WE ARE GROOT Mini Wonder Woman

View more designs by Oliver Banks | More Comic T-shirts | New T-Shirts

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Walker Extermination Service - Service With A Scowl


Walker Extermination Service by Winter Artwork Illustration

When you've got walkers in your yard tearing up your rose bushes and dripping their entrails everywhere you need a company who understands how to wipe out a walker infestation for good, you need to call the Dixon Brothers. Daryl and Merle were born to bash in zombie brains, and they offer a money back guarantee on all of their services- if they don't have the time of their life while making your home walker free then their visit is free!

Advertise and spread hope for the future with this Walker Extermination Service t-shirt by Winter Artwork Illustration, it's sure to make your fellow fans drop dead with delight!

Visit Winter Artwork Illustration's NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

Warning! Betrayal Tiger! Browncoats Forever Frosty Treats

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Color Photos Of The Rio Beaches In The 1970s

The beaches of Rio De Janeiro, Brazil are largely considered to be the finest in the world, and when folks head down to Brazil on vacation the trip isn't complete without a beach outing.

With names like Ipanema, Copacabana and Praia Vermelha, the beaches of Rio sound like magical places far removed from the favelas in the city, and those who've been say it all washes away when you're at the beach in Rio.

Canadian photographer Blake W. Smith was on the Rio scene back in 1978, using his trusty Nikon to capture all the bronze bodies, beautiful coastline and local color found on the sunniest beaches in Brazil.

See more Stunning Color Pictures Of Rio Beaches In The 1970s here


The Law Hawk Is Back To Drop An Anchor Of Justice

Looking for a legal representative who won't bore you to death with their blandness?

Tired of being battered about like a little field mouse when you've got the heart of a bald eagle beating in your chest?

Then you're in the market for someone who is ready to tear justice a new one, you're looking to hire Bryan Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk.

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I know what you're thinking- was that Simon Pegg and Peter Dinklage playing river cops? The answer depends on your level of sobriety...


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