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Merry Kissmyass - I Got Ya Holiday Spirit Right Here!


Merry Kissmyass by NemiMakeit

It's fine if you're not in the holiday spirit, especially this year when things are starting to look mighty dark, but it's even better to wear something that makes people who are similarly happiness challenged smile. Because everybody has their own way of coping with the holiday season, and when the stress and sorrow starts to wear on you a good laugh can be a gift in disguise, providing some much needed relief for body and soul!

So be a Rude Rudolph and light up the night with your irreverent sense of humor by wearing this Merry Kissmyass t-shirt by NemiMakeit, it's rude and crude in all the most Christmas-y of ways!

Visit NemiMakeit's Facebook fan page then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Panda keep sleeping Chubby penguin Morsmordre We are Groot

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WARS - Ain't Life The Pits?


WARS by IdeasConPatatas

Humans on Earth are deathly afraid of sharks, or more specifically their jaws full of sharp teeth, but if they'd spent as much time at war on as many different planets as Fett has then they'd know what fear looks like. Fear lives at the bottom of the Sarlacc pit, fear scuttles and soars and chases down any humanoid it thinks would make a good snack, and the galaxy is full of creatures that make sharks look like teddy bears. So take it from Boba - next time you're watching some movie about sharks gobbling people up count your blessings- because at least sharks don't keep you alive in their bellies for months while they slowly digest you!

Add a new twist on a classic movie poster to your geeky wardrobe with this WARS t-shirt by IdeasConPatatas, it's one tasty design that's sure to make your fellow SW fans smile!

Visit IdeasConPatatas's Facebook fan page, Instagram and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more star studded designs:

Super Stache Bros Pizza Time Revenge of the Squid Inside Emoji

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Collection Of Curiosities - Who Needs A Bag Of Tricks When You've Got A Cabinet?


Collection of Curiosities by Karen Hallion

Merlin isn't a simple man who lives a spartan lifestyle- he's a complicated wizard with way too much on his mind and a workshop that's constantly cluttered with spellcasting supplies and antiquities.That's what Arthur and those who know Merlin have come to expect, but nobody seems to understand that Merlin traveled through space, time and back and forth across the globe to acquire all that clutter. They see a pile of strange looking junk, Merlin sees a police box that's bigger on the inside, a glass slipper that guarantees true love, a top hat dyed with madness, a backpack that allows a man to fly like a rocket and a shield with star and stripes that is inpenetrable by any weapon on Earth. So if you ever see Merlin setting up for a garage sale you should probably stick around- because he's selling some of the most marvelous stuff in the galaxy!

Give the world a peek into Merlin's private collection with this Collection Of Curiosities t-shirt by Karen Hallion, it's super fun to stare at and is sure to get you lots of love from your fellow fans!

Visit Karen Hallion's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Part of Each Other Nasty Lady Liberty Ghostbuster Goddess Rebel Girl

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Rad Lord - Just Don't Call Him Dude


Rad Lord by Vincent Trinidad

Every time Darth goes walking down the hall and passes a group of stormtroopers he inevitably hears them say "Was that Lord Vader? Rad!", and even though he has no idea what "rad" means he's pretty sure it's something good. Darth couldn't help but wonder about being "rad", so he consulted some of the younger crew members to help him make sense of this hip lingo- and they were too afraid of being force choked to truly speak their minds. But Darth didn't like being left in the dark, so he ordered his men to capture a Gungan for interrogation, since those stupid creatures are always hip and can't help but speak their minds. And when the foul smelling creature arrived Darth was most pleased to discover that "rad" was short for "radical", and when used as slang it meant really good. Of course, he would have to hide his happiness about being deemed "rad" from the Emperor, lest he get blasted to smithereens by lightning...

Become the coolest sci-fi lovin' Sith in the entire galaxy by bringing home this Rad Lord t-shirt by Vincent Trinidad, it's got star power to spare and is sure to get you lots of attention.

Visit Vincent Trinidad's Facebook fan page, Instagram and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Dance Lord Walk On Magical Beasts

Whaaataaa!!

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LV-426 - Tours Have Been Cancelled Until Further Notice


Welcome to LV-426 by ddjvigo

Welcome to Acheron, formerly known as LV-426, where the wonders of atmospheric processing have turned an otherwise inhospitable planet into a place human colonists could call home. During your visit to Acheron you'll be enjoying the benefits of atmospheric processing, terraforming and the finest pest removal personnel in the galaxy, all of which are brought to you by the Weyland-Yutani Corp, your friend amongst the stars. With Weyland-Yutani on your side you no longer have to worry about those pesky xenomorphs, because we're actively committed to destroying the alien menace wherever we find it. Just make sure you stay on the designated paths and keep your comms on at all times and your trip to LV-426 will be nothing but fun! Please not Weyland-Yutani Corp is not responsible for any harm that may befall those who visit Acheron, so do so at your own risk!

Fight for your life in style with this Welcome To LV-426 t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's full of old school cool and sure to make your fellow Aliens fans drool with delight!

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Dark Side Waiting for Francis Red Sun Guts Survival Academy

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THE DRAWING Is A Fun Horror Short With A Killer Soundtrack

If you find a child's drawing on the street in real life you pick it up and think "how cute!", but if you're in a movie that drawing is usually a sign of bad things to come.

Or, in this case of THE DRAWING that kid's doodle is the bad thing, and it may have been drawn by a less than innocent child...

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The Drawing was created by Micah Roland and Jason Brown for 1A Plate Productions as an homage to classic horror anthology shows like The Twilight Zone or Goosebumps, in other words wait for it...

-Via Bloody Disgusting


Dialect Coach Breaks Down The Accents 32 Different Actors Use In Movies

The accents you hear in movies aren't typically what you'd call accurate, and this lack of accuracy can be really distracting and detract from the viewing experience.

Of course, having no accent at all can ruin a movie too, just look at how bad Kevin Costner's portrayal of Robin Hood was largely because he refused to use a British accent.

But even though they have dialect coaches like Erik Singer available to help actors master a more realistic accent it seems they'd rather let actors like Brad Pitt and Will Smith do their own thang.

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Dialect coach Erik Singer shows us what the Pitts and Smiths do wrong when they affect an accent, but he also shows us how some actors get it oh so right, like Philip Seymour Hoffman's portrayal of Truman Capote.

-Via IndieWire


Divorced Mom Writes Note To Her Ex's New Girlfriend To Thank Her

Exes are often embittered by the breakup, and therefore hate their ex's new partner by proxy, but when kids are involved couples try to put aside their bitterness for the sake of the children.

Divorced mom Audrey Nicole isn't bitter about her breakup, nor does she want to knock her ex's new girl- she wants to show her appreciation for how nice the other woman is to her daughter.

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Audrey posted this heartfelt letter to her ex's new girlfriend on Facebook's Love What Matters Page along with the photo below, to express how grateful she is that the new gf is so sweet to her daughter Riley.

This story should inspire exes who don't get along to consider how their hatred might affect the kids caught in the middle, and always remember the new person in your ex's life will be spending time with your kids- so try to keep your cool!

-Via Bored Panda


A Cringeworthy Collection Of Awkward Cosplay Photos

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Cosplayers look really cool when they're posing for photos or walking around the Con floor, but nobody considers how awkward they look when they're riding the train to the Con or sitting down for a meal in full costume.

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Many of the pros carry a costume bag with them to the Con so they can avoid these awkward moments, but even a pro will find themselves stuck on awkward speed once in a while.

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Those moments are just part of livin' that cosplay life, and all you can do when awkwardness strikes is keep calm and ask someone to help you get out the door!

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See Cosplayers In Compromising Positions here


Vintage Photos From The Heyday Of Beat Culture In New York

When people hear the word "Beatnik" they immediately think about berets, striped shirts, bongos, bad poetry and goatees, and the Beatnik subculture is still most commonly associated with the 1960s.

But the heyday for Beats like Jack Kerouac, Gregory Corso and Alan Ginsberg was actually the late 1940s through the 50s, because that's when they were busy inspiring a literary movement and subculture at the same time.

The original Beats who inspired the trendy Beatniks in the 60s could be seen hanging out in jazz clubs and coffee shops around Greenwich Village, New York, where they would read poems, dig the tunes or just get dixie fried.

So if you wanted to meet those real gone cats collectively known as the Beat Generation you had to hang at places like the Gaslight Cafe or the Seven Arts Cafe, where every night was a gas and the java flowed all night long.

See 35 Photographs That Capture The Beatniks' Heyday In New York City here


Werner Herzog Gets Shot During An Interview, Says It's "Not Significant"

Werner Herzog makes Alfred Hitchcock look like a big softie, and his broody demeanor is so inscrutable it almost seems like an act he's spent decades practicing and refining.

But proving Werner is every bit as unflappable as he seems is as easy as pulling the trigger and seeing how many f@#ks he gives.

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Luckily, Werner was only shot with a pellet gun while taping this interview for The Culture Show back in 2006, and the pellet only embedded itself in his skin rather than blowing his guts out.

But judging by Werner's reaction afterwards you'd think the man had just been bitten by a flea! They should give that man an Oscar just for being such a badass!

-Via GeekTyrant


Male And Female Celebrities Who Look An Awful Lot Alike

I'm sure you've seen side-by-side comparisons that show how shockingly similar Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber look, but you'd be surprised just how many male celebs look like female celebs and vice versa.

Actually, it's not that surprising considering Hollywood loves actresses with a distinct jaw line and actors with slightly androgynous faces, but some celebs look so similar they could almost be the same person.

And then we have to start asking ourselves- when was the last time you saw Maria Shriver and Willem Dafoe in the same room?

That has to be a coincidence, right? But how can we explain away the shockingly similar face shared by Scarlett Johansson and young Christopher Walken?

See 17 Male And Female Celebrities That Look Terrifyingly Similar here


The 6 Secrets To Raising A Good Kid According To Experts At Harvard

Parents can't seem to agree on whether there's a secret to raising good kids or not, and for every person who swears they know the secret there's an absentee parent who managed to raise a good kid even though they're never home.

But the secret to raising a good kid is the kind of thing behaviorists and psychologists love to argue about, and these experts love to boil it all down to one easy to remember list whenever possible.

According to human development experts at Harvard University there are 6 or 7 main "guideposts to raising caring, respectful, and ethical children"-

1. Teach children to control their emotions

2. Talk to them about taking responsibility for their actions

3. Teach your children to be compassionate and help the weak

4. Teach your children to be grateful

5. Instill your family values in them and show them what constitutes good behavior

6. Spend more time together

7. Be a good role model and mentor

You can read more detailed descriptions of each entry on this perfectly reasonable list of tips created by Harvard University here, sounds like rock solid advice to me!

Read The 6 Secrets of Raising a Good Kid According to Experts at Harvard


MALL 84 Is An Animated Love Letter To The 80s

There are so many things to love about the 1980s it's hard to fit them all into one project, but if you're going to properly pay homage to that radical decade your project has to include a shopping mall.

Malls were like microcosms of American life in the 80s- they were the place where you could see all the latest styles, trends and tech, or all the noisy new games in the video arcade.

MALL 84 from Gervart on Vimeo.

Gervais Merryweather created this wonderfully eye pleasing animated short as "a love letter to the 1980's..", then he got Mitch Murder to create the soundtrack and make MALL 84 an instant classic!

-Via GeekTyrant


Domesticated Violence

People take their allergies very seriously these days, and if you try to feed them something they can't eat the militantly allergic will attack, and trust me- you don't want that.

It's even worse when your cat or dog is trying to tell you the food you bought ain't agreeing with them, because they can't express themselves with words- only violence.

Better to heed the warning set forth by this Cheekylicious comic and consult your cats and dogs about any special diets they may have before you feed them!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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