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Every Dystopian Young Adult Novel

Why are Young Adult novels so popular with young and old alike these days? Because of the formula- sexy plus pitiful plus surprisingly powerful equals dystopian hero born to save us all.

Add in a dash of the supernatural, some silly yet memorable names and a pinch of peril and you've got a formulaic story for the masses.

Prefer pictures to word problems? You can thank Adam Ellis for his illustrated breakdown of Every Dystopian YA Novel, which he posted on his site Books Of Adam. I wonder how he cracked the code?

-Via Geeks Are Sexy


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Goodnight Newt - Don't Let The Space Bugs Bite...


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Ripley kissed Newt on the forehead and whispered "goodnight Newt", and Newt let out a satisfied coo because she felt comforted by Ripley's presence and receiving affection made her feel human again. But she knew she'd get no sleep tonight, because the nightmares were now real and Newt had seen too much to sleep comfortably ever again. Every time she closed her eyes she swore she could smell the xenomorph's strangely sweet scent and feel its breath upon her face, and so she'd open her eyes again and hope to one day be able to sleep without dreaming about murderous alien beings...

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ARS LONGA VITA BREVIS - A Symbol Of The Struggle To Create


ARS LONGA VITA BREVIS by Medusa Dollmaker

Creating art is a challenge, and making a living as an artist is even more of a challenge as you struggle to find paying clients, create something they like and collect your pay from them. But the payoff is the creation of a work which will live much longer than we will, our visual contribution to the future. Artists should therefore band together and stand united under a crested banner which reflects their eternal struggle to visually appeal, with the crest stating "life is short, but art prevails".

Celebrate art's lasting influence on mankind with this ARS LONGA VITA BREVIS t-shirt by Medusa Dollmaker, it's a great way to show the world you're proud to be an artist!

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The Strangest Things People Have Seen Through Home Windows

If you're spying through windows when the curtains or blinds are drawn then shame on you for peeping, but if the curtains are open and people are doing freaky stuff by the window they clearly don't care about privacy, or they want you to see.

That's most likely the case when you spot "a woman wearing black leather walking her ‘dog’ – a guy on a leash!" with their windows wide open, but your neighbor who keeps owls probably didn't want you to see this:

“My neighbour is a bit of an eccentric man. I always knew he kept owls, but I didn’t know they lived in his house with him until I spotted him eating breakfast one morning with a large owl perched on top of his head. The best part was he looked quite unfazed by the whole thing.”

Window blind manufacturer English Blinds asked their customers "whether they’d ever seen anything strange through a home window", and the results were so colorful they hired Paul Blow to illustrate their top 6 picks.

Weighing in at number one:

“The best thing I’ve ever seen through a window was when I saw a lady weighing a single boob on a set of kitchen scales. Not sure what recipe it was for!”

See The Strangest Things Seen Through Home Windows here

-Via design you trust


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Ramon The Fast Talking Squirrel Thanks Human For Snack

Squirrels are chatty little critters, but they don't talk much around humans because they're afraid of being captured or killed, that is, until a human becomes their best friend by giving them food.

Then that human gets to hear the funny way a squirrel expresses its gratitude- in a strange, nasal kind of voice that almost sounds like words we can understand.

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K. John Stewart provided the voice over squirrel translation in this video, but Ramon the squirrel would like everyone to know that K.'s translation is correct. Here's the transcript:

Hello there, I am a fat little squirrel sitting on your porch. Thank you very much for giving me these delicious walnuts. I like them very much. You are a nice person. I will be sure to come back tomorrow to get some more walnuts. You are my favorite person in the neighborhood. I like you like you love you…

-Via Laughing Squid

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Mighty Fierce Facts About The Aztecs

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We've all heard stories of the Aztecs getting snowed out of their golden fortune by Spanish Conquistadors led by Hernan Cortes in the early 16th century, and we've heard tales of ritual sacrifice, cannibalism and infanticide.

But unless you've studied the Aztecs you're probably a bit hazy about many aspects of their warrior society, wondering where the myths end and the true (hi)story begins.

Aztecs were undisputably badass on the battlefield, and they employed psychological tactics in battle as well as a massive Macuahuitl, basically a cricket bat with obsidian blades mounted on both sides.

According to a Spanish report an Aztec warrior was able to cut off a horse's head with this fearsome weapon, a fact which was recently proven true on the show The Deadliest Warrior.

The Aztecs also wore animal inspired armor and made a racket with drums and savage screams to strike terror into the hearts of their enemies, hoping to make them scatter in battle.

But despite their fearsome tactics and reports of their bloodlust the Aztecs preferred to take prisoners rather than kill in battle, because it takes more skill to imprison a soldier.

Plus, this meant the Aztecs would have more warriors to sacrifice to their massive pantheon of gods...

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Read 10 Horrifying Facts About Aztec Warriors here


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66 Shelters You Can Make With A Tarp

There are many tips and tutorials online that teach survivalism skills, but for my money the one-sheeters are the best because you can actually print them out and take them with you.

Take this handy dandy illustrated chart for example- it's about a sheet and a half in length yet shows a whopping 66 different shelters you can make using a simple tarp.

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This sheet could be a life saver if you're ever out roughing it for reals and the rain starts to fall, but these tarp shelter formations could also come in handy at the park or in the backyard.

-Via Goods Home Design


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WARDROBE CHANGE - Censorship Is A Slap In The Face


WARDROBE CHANGE by KARMADESIGNER

Wade heard about some silly meme online that the kids were going crazy for, so he had to check it out for himself. The meme was called the Batslap, and even though it took place in another dimension known as DC the raw brutality and LOL hilarity spoke to DP on a deeper level. He proceeded to turn his life into the living embodiment of the Batslap, smacking people across the face before they could finish a sentence. It really knocked 'em dead at first, but people quickly grew tired of being smacked about by that silly merc with a mouth so they called out to DC for help...and a guy in a batty cowl and cape answered...

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WE WILL ROGUE YOU ADVENTURE ON TATOOINE ALWAYS BRING A BANANA TO A PARTY GROOT BEER

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Lust Vs. Love - Illustrated

It's easy for the lines between love and lust to become blurred when a relationship is fresh, because a racing pulse and that tickle in your stomach feels the same whether you're doing it or simply doting on your new partner.

Both love and lust make people act crazy, but being in love means accepting you're both crazy so you might as well share your craziness with each other.

Cartoonist Karina Farek has drawn up some likely scenarios to demonstrate the difference between love and lust, which has less to do with the amount of time spent in bed than you'd think.

See Lust vs. Love at CollegeHumor


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CALL US WEAK - Equal Opportunity Butt Kickers


CALL US WEAK by Skullpy

The days of the damsel in distress are long gone, and these days if you call a woman a dame, broad or some cheeky pet name you think sounds cute you'll likely get smacked upside your head. It's truly inspirational to see women treated as equals in the world of pop culture, and even though the Suffragettes helped open the door to equality these heroic women are kicking down the door and taking over!

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TRIPLE LEGEND BE VEWY QUIET FACE OF EVIL MY CHILDHOOD MONSTERS

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These People Are Totally Fed Up With Pokemon GO

I'm sure anyone who doesn't play Pokémon GO is sick of hearing about it by now, because stories about GO are an inescapable part of internet life these days.

But folks who hate GO should probably keep their opinions to themselves or risk bringing all kinds of Pokéhate from a world full of wanna-be trainers down upon their head.

It appears some people are so fed up with Pokémon GO players they're willing to risk being hated so they can grump and groan about the game they don't understand.

Maybe the haters would be better off simply accepting that Pokémon GO isn't their idea of a good time and letting the hatred GO before they get Frozen out by their Poké-lovin' friends.

See more Pokémon GO haters at Wired and BuzzFeed (NSFW due to language)


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Former Janitor Collects And Photographs Items Siezed From Immigrants

The stuff we carry around in our bags, purses and pockets when we leave the house says a lot about who we are, where we come from, and our standing in society.

So imagine what all the stuff carried by immigrants says about them, their bags full of typical travel supplies plus all the prized possessions they've brought with them to start their new lives.

These possessions are then unceremoniously tossed in the trash when the immigrant is detained by the U.S. Border Patrol, the story of an immigrant's journey tossed like used tissue.

Photographer Thomas Kiefer used to work as a janitor at the U.S. Customs office in Ajo, Arizona, whre he saw all of the "non-essential" items carried by illegal immigrants thrown away like trash.

Thomas felt it was a shame that those items were tossed out in such a way, so he rescued them from the garbage and started taking pictures of the items he'd collected.

Individually the items photographed for Thomas' series El Sueno Americano don't say much, but together on the table they tell a story about individuals willing to risk it all in search of a better life.

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A Star Wars Themed Creperie In Paris

Creperia Nerd, pena que acabei de almoçar. Não vai dar para experimentar desta vez. #paris #odyssey

A photo posted by Daniel Matsuura Mearim (@dmearim) on Oct 1, 2015 at 5:55am PDT

Star Wars fandom is a global phenomenon, and at this point it's plain to see the world is just as fond of the franchise as we are here in the United States.

So why is it so surprising to see a Star Wars themed creperie in Paris?

#starwars #themedrestaurant #paris #geek

A video posted by Anemie MissCrafty (@missanemie) on Feb 27, 2016 at 2:29pm PST

Because we're talking about Paris, the city seemingly too fashionable, gourmet and highbrow to play host to a theme restaurant, much less one based on a geeky franchise like Star Wars.

But Odyssey creperie, nicknamed Cafe Nerd, is every bit as Parisian as the rest, and according to visitors the sci-fi themed crepes and ice cream sundaes they serve up are dangerously delicious.

Odyssey is located on Rue Dante near Notre Dame, and even though the decor is totally Star Wars their menu is sci-fi inclusive, with nods to Star Trek, Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica.

-Via That's Nerdalicious


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Copycat Restaurant Recipes That Taste Spot On

The only things keeping you from making all those yummy dishes served up by your favorite eateries at home are a recipe and the right ingredients, although a little cooking experience doesn't hurt either.

And nowadays there are so many chefs and foodies posting content online you can find a copycat recipe for just about any popular dish you like, including CPK's BBQ Chicken Skillet Pizza.

Want to make In-N-Out's Animal Style burgers at home? Check out this recipe by Delish and see how easy it is to make.

Craving The Cheesecake Factory's rich and buttery shrimp scampi?

It's actually quite easy to make at home with this recipe, and then you can customize it to suit your taste!

See 30 Copycat Restaurant Recipes That Taste So Spot On It's Scary here

We dish up more neat food posts at the Neatolicious blog

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Hawk Flies Between Two People Without Ruffling A Feather

Birds of prey are the ultimate predators, but they're also incredibly intelligent birds with extremely keen eyesight and legs so strong they can carry off small animals close to their same weight.

But nothing in the raptor's reportoire is quite as impressive as their acrobatic flying skills, which falconers like Sjors Van de Wiel love to show off at bird shows like the Topvogel falconry show in Diessen, Netherlands.

Here Sjors demonstrates that hawks are such precision flyers they can zip through tight spaces, like the space between two people, without ruffling a feather.

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-Via Laughing Squid

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Sailor Corgi - He Defeats Chaos With The Power Of Cuteness


Sailor Corgi by Winged Warrior

Sailor Moon has felt locked in to her choice of pet for decades, stuck with that sassy little black cat Luna for the sake of series continuity, but when she was introduced to a stumpy yet adorable Corgi named Ursa Minor she felt it was time for a change. Cats are cool and all but they're a bit too aloof for Serena's taste, she prefers an animal that's happy to see her when she comes home from fighting the forces of evil, and she's always wanted a pet she can take on walks. But that adorable little Corgi had better watch his step, because Luna is jealous and looking for revenge...

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The Lewdest Sounding Town Names In The United States

People with dirty minds like to turn location names into crude jokes, and with the exception of places like Lake Titicaca that are totally asking for it these towns don't deserve to be thought of as smutty.

In fact, there are too many lewdly named places on the planet as it is, and in the United States there's at least one town with a lewd name in every single state, towns that were clearly founded by perverts.

Okay, so maybe you don't need a dirty mind to think town names like Humptulips, Wankers Corner and Bumpass sound like the punchline of a filthy joke.

But Hooker, Oklahoma was obviously named after all the crochet enthusiasts who founded the town, and Blue Ball Village was founded by racquetball enthusiasts, right? *wink*

See The Lewdest Town Names In America here


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Could This Stranger Things Fan Theory Be True?

The plot of Stranger Things seems pretty straightforward to me, and yet there are quite a few questions purposefully left unanswered, which fans are happy about because that means we get a second season.

But one question remained on my mind well after I finished binge watching the first season- what is Eleven's relationship to the monster the kids call the Demogorgon?

This fan theory video from the UPROXX series IN THEORY may explain it all. (Contains spoilers)

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Hopefully this fan theory doesn't make the Duffer brothers change gears because the show has been great so far!

-Via GeekTyrant


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Cartoonist Roasts People With Caricatures Based On Their Flaws

Celebrity roasts are all the rage these days thanks to Comedy Central's efforts to keep this annual comedic event alive and in the spotlight, but in some ways the roasting has gone too far.

I mean, how many cringe-worthy and utterly abasing jokes can we hear in a year without becoming a bit cynical?

Comedy fans need a break from the same old verbal roasting, which is where artist SketchyCrab comes in- he roasts people by request with drawings so it's totally different.

SketchyCrab has the observational skills of a seasoned roaster, so he hones in on people's flaws and exaggerates them in the twisted caricature drawings he posts on the subreddit r/RoastMe.

But don't feel bad for these folks- they literally asked for it!

See Cartoonist Roasts People By Bringing Out The Worse In Them here


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Choco Cherry Kits - They're So Tasty They Can't Help But Lick Themselves!


Choco Cherry Kits by Rose McClain

Some people say they love cats so much they want to eat them all up, and some cats are so sweet they give us that too much sugar tickle when we pet them, but no critter is as sweet or delicious as the Choco Cherry Kits. They're the purr-fect blend of sweet treat and cuddly kitty, grown to satisfy both human cravings at once, and if you should happen upon a Cherry Kit patch it will be extremely hard for you to leave. That's because our food, and our pets, pale in comparison to the Choco Cherry Kit, and after just one meow-thful you'll be hooked for life!

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Lionheart Triple Scoop Kitty Cone Moon Kitty Love Peachy!

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How Old School ROM Game Cartridges Actually Work

Growing up with cartridge-based gaming meant dealing with cartridges prone to all sorts of little problems, so gamers were introduced to the basics of loading, using and cleaning ROM cartridges.

But most young gamers had no clue how those ROM cartridges actually functioned- we knew the “golden fingers” had to contact connectors inside the slot, but beyond that the function was a mystery.

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The 8-Bit Guy created this video to show us the inner workings of an old school game cartridge, comparing their function to floppy disks and revealing how memory expanded by cartridges helped improve graphics.


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What People Say Versus What Your Anxiety Hears

Anxiety can play tricks on your mind, twisting all incoming information to help perpetuate fear and keep you stressed out, feeding the anxiety monsters lurking within you.

But you can battle these monsters by taking what people say at surface value instead of trying to find hidden meanings in their words.

For instance- when somebody offers facts and figures to put you at ease about your trip just thank them and travel on, or else people are liable to start offering up names of psychiatrists you should see.

Anxiety can be hard to overcome, and it seems the smarter you are the more your anxious mind wants to quantify all of your fears so they become more real.

But when your anxious brain starts doing the math on one in a million odds it's probably time to find a new hobby- like accounting.

See What People Say Vs. What Your Anxiety Hears here


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This VHS Board Game Supercut Will Bring Back Geeky Memories

In the 1980s gamers were introduced to a new kind of interactive game-VCR board games, the games you played while sitting in front of the TV.

VCR board games were seen as cutting edge by some, a weak comparison to console video games by others, but every kid who liked board games had to try out a VCR game at least once, to see what all the buzz was about.

The difference was immediately apparent, as a live action game master on the tape guided their gaming experience by yelling at them, telling them what to do or simply by adding some video scene flavor to the game.

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This supercut compiled by Found Footage Fest pays homage to those strange niche VCR games of the 80s and 90s, check it out and see if it brings back any good or bad board game memories!

-Via mental_floss


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Mysterious Things - Gravity Falls Has Been Turned Upside Down


Mysterious things by kowanp

Everybody seems to think those kids from Stranger Things are the only youngsters who have faced pure evil and lived to tell the tale, but Dipper and Mabel have seen things too, the strangest things- mysterious things. You see, Gravity Falls is just full of odd characters, strange goings on and supernatural occurrences, and the twins have faced it all, with a little help from their Gruncle Stan, of course. And if you think a demigorgon is terrifying you've never battled an annoyingly triangular dream demon like Bill Cipher or, even worse, come face-to-dimples with Little Gideon...

Show the world how much you love an animated mystery with this Mysterious Things t-shirt by kowanp, it's dark and delightful to look at, just like Gravity Falls!

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Wings of Zelda Pokemon 4ever Jurassic Squad Link cable

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Inspirational Quotes From Fictional Mentors And Teachers

People love to share inspirational quotes from famous folks online, and since so many of these quotes are either incomplete or attributed to the wrong person we might as well make up our own.

Better yet, let's use famous quotes from fictional characters as inpiration, it's the same difference considering a quote is just a sentence or two meant to make us think or give us hope.

And wouldn't you rather quote a fictional character you know is actually cool rather than some pumped up historical figure who may or may not have been a total jerk?

This infographic featuring 30 Inspirational Quotes From Fictional Teachers and Mentors was created by the folks at playgroundequipment.com, so kids can learn who they should quote when they're young.

See full sized infographic at Geeks Are Sexy


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A New Clothing Line Inspired By That Vintage Disney Look

Old timey Disney is the best kind of Disney, and even though they've moved away from their old look and feel in many ways Disney characters are timeless and forever influencing art, design and fashion.

And speaking of Disney inspiring fashion- Unique Vintage released a new line of old timey Disney inspired clothing for cool chicks called “The Happiest Collection On Earth”.

The collection features outfits inspired by older Disney classics such as Alice In Wonderland and Snow White, newer features like Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid, and of course the mice who started it all.

-Via The Daily Dot


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Hilarious Captain America: Civil War Gag Reel

The actors who play superheroes in the Marvel movies are not superheroic in any way- they're average humans with the very human ability to fail hard.

And even though we see perfection when we watch their on screen performances there's a bunch of bungling, fumbling, cursing, cracking up and bloopering that happens during takes that wound up on the cutting room floor.

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Marvel Entertainment released this hilarious gag reel to promote the digital HD DVD and Blu-Ray release of Captain America: Civil War, just in time to get us in that Marvel movie mood again before Doctor Strange comes out on November 4th.

-Via Laughing Squid


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Perfect Time For Tea - Bros Before Bowsers


Perfect Time for Tea by NerdyLazorz

Peach couldn't decide which was more perfect- the delicious mushroom tea in her cup or the death of that old spiky shelled bastard Bowser. You see she has been subjected to every kind of humiliation, torture and rude remark Bowser could dream up, so one day Bowser threatened to kill her best Bros and the princess just snapped. She jumped on Bowser's back and started pulling out the massive spikes on his shell, then she started shoving those spikes every place imaginable until old Bowser just kinda keeled over and went to sleep...forever. Now Peach is having him stuffed and turned into a tea time chair, so she can sit on him and ponder what her life would have been like had she done Bowser in decades ago!

Celebrate your favorite video game super star with this Perfect Time For Tea t-shirt by NerdyLazorz, it's a smashing way to add some high class hilarity to your geeky wardrobe!

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Get Ready Squid Banana Fire cat Partner in Time

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Give People Something Good To Read By Wearing A Hilarious Slogan T-Shirt

Hand to Face by SteveOramA

People who are looking to make a statement when they go out in public know full well how powerful a slogan t-shirt can be, and if you wear it people will read...and laugh.

Introverts love wearing slogan t-shirts too, because the shirt does all the talking for them, and there's no better place to buy a slogan t-shirt than the NeatoShop, with thousands of snazzy designs printed on demand!

Slogan shirts are the perfect attire for any day of the week

I hate you too by Bomdesignz

And great fun to wear no matter how old you are

Forever twenty once by NerdyLazorz

And whether you're a rebel or a square, a jock or a nerd or a nihilist, there's a slogan shirt for you

Go Nobody! by joerocks1981

Because a torso coverint without a funny slogan printed on it is just plain boring!

I'm much more interesting on the internet by Retro Freak

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Twelve Phrases That Will Make You Appear More Self Confident

Self confidence is a state of mind in many ways, and because the confidence show is part physical signals, part mental attitude and part what you say the secret to being self confident is all in your head.

That's why speech plays such a big part in the self confidence show- talk too little and they'll think you're dense or dumb, talk too much and confidence turns into craziness.

And what you say is just as important as how much you say, so when you're trying to project a confident air certain phrases can really help.

Phrases like "I wouldn't worry about it", "Doing it this way worked for me" and "I understand where you're coming from" give you that confident air and show others they're right to believe in your leadership skills. The rest is up to you!

Read 12 Phrases That Will Make You Appear More Confident here


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