Some birds are really good at imitating sounds or movements made by humans, but the shoebill stork in this video is way too polite to make fun of humans that way- so it has mastered the art of the bow.
This stuffy stork even shakes its head as it bows just like a human, and although the dinosaur bird looks like it wants to bite its affectionate visitor the stork maintains its composure and keeps on bowin'.
-Via Laughing Squid
There has been talk of a Blade Runner sequel since soon after the original film came out, and yet here we are waiting for news of that mythical sequel some thirty five years later.
Well, while we're waiting for a sequel that may never come out, and because we know the sequel will never live up to the original, let's take a look at some interesting FX storyboards from Blade Runner!
These fairly inscrutable special effects storyboards were uploaded to the Blade Runner fan site Ridleyville, which is run by an English fellow who owns a massive collection of cool stuff from the original film.
They're not very exciting unless you're interested in how a film like Blade Runner is made, in which case these boards will give you some idea of how the special effects for each scene are plotted out during production.
-Via Dangerous Minds
I am constantly impressed by how much cinematic goodness music video creators and directors can fit into such a short time frame, because telling an epic tale in three or four minutes is no small feat.
Take this music video for Carpenter Brut's song "Turbo Killer" for instance- it has compelling visuals, a clear story arc and the seeds of a strange story.
It's so cinematic I would not be surprised to see it expanded into a feature length film, one which better have a soundtrack by Carpenter Brut!
-Via Geeks Are Sexy
Some people like their jokes punny, others prefer a "knock knock" before the punchline, and a few even enjoy jokes that make absolutely no sense, but to me the best kind of jokes are corny jokes.
They're sometimes referred to as dad jokes, mom jokes or clean comedy, but don't hold that against them- because corny jokes have the power to make everyone smile!
What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A Cat-astrophe.
That one didn't rub you the right way? Here's another- What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
Hah! Stupid funny is soooo gooood! Corny jokes have two great things going for them- they're easy to remember, and you can share them with pretty much anyone without feeling guilty.
Last one- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
See 21 Painfully Corny Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good here
You'd be surprised how many people are out pulling scams on a daily basis, or I should say you'd be surprised if you've never worked in retail, banking, insurance, the service industries, law enforcement...
I know someone who worked at a bank. he/she decided it would be entertaining to steal a guys check, then take it home and wash and rewrite it. needless to say when all was said and done he/she got away with a few thousand dollars and they tried to accuse the guy who's check it was of taking the money. -via dadthinksomsaslut
Okay, so you're probably aware that many people are putting in work to pull off scams, and you may even know a few scammers, but let's not name names here...
When I was a kid my buddy and I kept a candy box from a school fundraiser. On the weekends we would go to the dollar store and buy candy bars for 3 for $1 and then go stand in front of Walmart and Target and sell the candy bars for $1 each saying they were for a school fundraiser. -Via moby323
Instead let's check out this AskReddit thread from a while back that asks "What's the craziest scam that someone you know has pulled?" and learn how to avoid getting scammed by these shifty scumbags!
I had a friend who worked at gamestop for a few years, and he devised a plan where, when new games were released, he would about once a day keep a receipt for a $60 game and just stick it in his pocket.
When someone would come in a few days later to trade in said game, he would give them the cash as a trade in (35-40 bucks I think) but not run it through the system. After the person had left and there was no one else in the store he would then run the game as a return, netting the retail $60 price.
He would then pocket the $20 difference, thus making himself an extra $80-$100 a week while the registers had complete paper trails and never appeared to be missing any dough. -via Huellio
See 18 People Reveal The Craziest Scam They've Seen Someone They Know Pull Off here
The Star Wars series is really easy to follow, and George Lucas set the whole thing up so both kids and adults can enjoy watching the films, but as simplistic as the storylines are they still leave the viewers with a lot of questions.
Why didn't Anakin just jump down next to Obi-Wan instead of trying to leap over him? Why was there ever a Jar-Jar Binks?
And why was baby Luke sent to Anakin's home planet instead of somewhere safe and hard to locate on the other side of the galaxy?
Comic stripper JHALL has wondered about all of these things too, and even though he doesn't provide any answers he does give voice to our thoughts about the series in the most sarcastic way possible!
See 4 Questions I Still Have About Star Wars here (NSFW language)
Kali Ma Shakthi deh ! by CarloJ1956
Indy has faced some extremely fearsome foes during his decades of adventuring in the name of archaeology, but none of them left an impression quite as deep and painful as the Thuggee leader Mola Ram. He proved that invoking the power of Kali actually works, and she has one hell of a temper! And yet Indiana and Short Round ended up teaching Mola Ram and Kali a thing or two about life and love, because in the end the forces of evil were defeated by quick minds and a friendship forged in fire.
Whip your geeky wardrobe back into shape with this Kali Ma Shakthi deh! t-shirt by CarloJ1956, it's a magical way to show love for Dr. Jones' greatest adventure- the Temple of Doom!
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Every time the Doctor thinks he has put the Daleks down for the last time they just rise up again, rolling in like a scene from a recurring nightmare. It always starts with that robotic voice of theirs shouting "Exterminate!", and then the Doctor and his crew discover the Daleks cannot be destroyed by normal means, but maybe the answer lies in deterrence rather than destruction. Maybe if the Doctor and his companions went around installing speed bumps and laser reflecting mirrors everywhere they could take down that alien menace once and for all!
Get geared up for the return of your favorite sci-fi hero with this Shadow Of The Dalek t-shirt by Fuacka, it's one mighty cool way to declare allegiance to the Doctor and his never-ending war against intergalactic evil!
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Love is in the air, and all those romantic people and monsters out there are getting ready to show their loved ones just how much they mean, but The Count might be a bit late to the Valentine's Day party. It seems some fleece-headed fool asked him how many ways he loves his grrrrl the Countess, and last we heard he was on way one hundred and three! Who knew The Count would turn out to be the most loveable guy on Sesame Street?
Add some puppet themed awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Love Count t-shirt by Nicholas Ginty, it's five times the fun of a normal shirt for like half the price!
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| Be My Chum | The Immature 9 | Peter, Will and Cory. | Super Nintendo Controller! |
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Something strange happened to poor Boba while he was stuck inside that Sarlacc pit monster's belly, and by the time he had cut himself out the transformation had begun. Tentacles started growing out of his mouth, and his helmet had become fused to his head, his flesh growing to cover its surface. His face began to shift and crack beneath the helmet, and his mouth began to bisect his chin until half his face was a slavering maw. But since he was a Fett the first thing he thought was- how can I use this transformation to my advantage as a bounty hunter?
This Monster Fett t-shirt is creepy enough to appeal to monster fans, spacey enough to keep those war in the stars fans satisfied, and so cool you'll be surprised at how many people smile when they see it!
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Chip, Mrs. Potts and the rest of the celebration committee are always inviting others to be their guests, and working their porcelain butts off to make sure everything is just right, but sometimes they need to let their lids down and party too! That's why whenever Beast is gone for a few days the household cooking and cleaning crews team up and throw a big ol' bash, and Belle is the only human who is invited.
Get dressed up for a night of fun with this ParTea! t-shirt by Vincent Trinidad, it's the fun way to show love for your favorite animated feature and it will definitely make your fellow fans grin with delight!
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You know what is one of the biggest problems people face after the world as we know it has ended? Any a-hole can take power for themselves, all they need is an army and a ruthless and murderous drive to do whatever it takes to shut down the competition and they will be allowed to rule. Problem is- some of us don't take kindly to dictators and fascists trying to keep us down, and while there's an ounce of blood in our bodies we will fight for our future and take down those who would start a new world order based on violence and hatred. And whether you're Negan, one of his saviors, or some other a-hole who thinks they can rule with absolute power know this- survivors don't stop until they're the walking dead, and you can still bleed out just like the rest of us...
This New World Order t-shirt by BuckRogers is great because it doesn't hit you over the head with the reference, it just sits there looking as pretty as Lucille, waiting for your fellow fans to give you their nod of approval!
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With a Clefairy on your squad, or even better a Clefable and a few Clefairies, you'll have the power of fairy magic at your disposal to take down your foes with a meteor mash! Clefables can be a bit hard to handle, and nobody loves playing tricks on a trainer more than the Clefairy, but with a little patience and understanding about their fairy ways you can train them to be the very best. Just keep your Clefairies and Clefable away from poison or steel type pocket monsters or you might be disappointed by the outcome...
Power up your boring wardrobe with this Meteor Mash! t-shirt by Miski, it's a brilliant way to show love for your favorite fairy type pocket monsters and is sure to get you lots of love from your fellow poke-fans.
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They said "thou shalt not cuss or use foul language" and thus the Holy Sheep was born, replacing our improper slogan with one that conjures up a funny image. But it also seems to make sense if you think about it- the shepherd, the lambs and the sheep, all common symbols for the faithful, and thus not so far fetched when you say "blessed be the sheep". But wouldn't you rather be the shepherd than the sheep? Or maybe the black sheep who refuses to be herded, the one who uses that other word instead of sheep that seems to burn the ears of the polite so badly...
Declare your individual sense of style with this Holy Sheep t-shirt by NemiMakeit, it's a darn good way to make people smile wherever you go without the use of foul language!
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We Want Your Soul by DeepFriedArt
Do you ever feel like your cat is looking at you funny? Have you felt like your cat was trying to stare straight into your soul when you're not looking, only to find your feeling was correct and your cat was indeed staring at you? Don't freak out when you hear this- your cat might be trying to steal your soul. Cats are born with certain magical abilities we humans can hardly understand, and their main source of power is human souls. So as long as you appease your cat and keep them happy, and try not to let them anywhere near you while you're sleeping, then you should be okay. But if their stare starts to make you feel woozy, or you feel a bit short of breath after your cat was sitting on your lap, then you may want to consider changing your name and moving far, far away before your kitty can steal your soul!
Make cat lovers smile wherever you go with this We Want Your Soul t-shirt by DeepFriedArt, it's a purr-fect way to warn humans about what those soul sucking kittehs are up to!
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