Wrong number texts are usually pretty standard, with the sender writing "Where you at?" or "What are you up to?" to which you reply "I think you have the wrong number..." and they say "Oh, my bad" or some such thing.

But how the hell are you supposed to reply to a wrong number text with a terrifying pic that says "Look my cantaloupe"? And should you reply considering this obviously drunk and/or crazy person might start writing you back?

We don't remember standard wrong number texts, but the bizarre texts in BuzzFeed's collection of 22 Wrong Number Texts That Are Equal Parts Horrifying And Hilarious are so spectacularly odd the recipients will never forget.

And in one case they're probably still wondering what happened to the poor guy in the pic they mistakenly received.

See 22 Wrong-Number Texts That Are Equal Parts Horrifying And Hilarious here (NSFW-ish)

The end of the series Gravity Falls left many of us with a mysterious pyramid-shaped hole in our heads and a Dipper or Mabel-shaped hole in our hearts, and some of us even miss Grunkle Stan.

*sigh* Well, the show won't be coming back in the foreseeable future, but it's good to know the cast of the show is as passionate about Gravity Falls as we are.

Here's an adorable infomercial starring Kristen Schaal and Jason Ritter, advertising the new book Gravity Falls Journal 3, that proves they're as passionate about the series as we are!

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I don't know if that made the loss of Gravity Falls any better for me, but suddenly I feel the urge to buy a book...on making sweaters for books!

-Via Gizmodo

('Straight From Heaven by Natasha Hance- Birth Unscripted)

Birth photography sounds like something mothers and fathers would rather not share with the world, and something that might be kinda hard to look at, but birth photography is actually pure visual magic.

('Road To Deliverance' by Jaydene Freund of Cradled Creations)

These artistically candid images capture the beauty of childbirth, as well as the pain, the mess and the blessed relief after it's all said and done and mom gets to hold her bundle of joy.

('I've Been Waiting For You' by Vanessa Mendez Birth Photography)

The raw, unfiltered look at childbirth seen in the photos submitted to the 2017 Birth Photography Competition will make some people feel squeamish, but it's all part of being human- so deal with it!

('Are You My Mama?' by Jennifer Mason Photography)

See 10+ Powerful NSFW Photos From The 2017 Birth Photo Competition here

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I've been showing you all kinds of succulents lately, to get you in the mood for spring and inspire you to get out and garden, but those lists were missing the adorable succulent driving Japanese gardeners wild.

They're called Monilaria obconica, more commonly referred to as bunny succulents because of their ear-like growths, and they're quite possibly the most kawaii plants on Earth.

Native to South Africa, Monilaria obconica use the small, glittering pearls on their leaves to store water, so they're fairly drought resistant, and the leaf pair "ears" act "as a protective sheath to the stem apex".

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But enough of the scientific talk, wanna know the best thing about these bunny succulents?

They're easy to grow from cuttings, as long as the cutting contains "one or more branches along with a fraction of root". So keep your eyes peeled for the cutest succulent on the planet!

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It's a tough world out there, so knowing a thing or two about self defense can mean the difference between life and death (or serious injury) when you're faced with the threat of bodily harm.

Back in 1950 boxing great Jack Dempsey, aka The Manassa Mauler, published a self defense book called Championship Fighting: Explosive Punching and Aggressive Defense (PDF) in order to share some of his knowledge with regular folks.

Jack packs some really solid self defense tips into this well written book, such as- be aware of your environment and potential escape routes, stay away from crowds, master the power of the lurch, watch your opponent's wrists, and never swing, punch straight.

He also shared this knockout technique for delivering what he called a "sneaker punch":

(1) Keep your head in close to the left side of your opponent's head, with your chin slightly over his shoulder.

(2) Maneuver with your left hand until you can grab the inside crook of his right elbow, and thus hold his right arm so firmly that he can't punch with it.

(3) Get his left arm under your right arm, and clamp your right hand under his arm—just above the elbow—just below the biceps. When you hold him in that fashion, he can't hit you; but you are in perfect position to break away sharply and deliver a stunning overhanded "sneaker" hook.

Read 10 Self-Defense Tips From Boxer Jack Dempsey, Circa 1950 here

The Verminator by Prime Premne

He promised to come back and save us all, but first he had to tend to his tiny dancing tree and team up with a bunch of a-holes to save the entire galaxy. No big deal, just Rocket terminating the bad guys in his signature style, which is why he was the number one pick for the Guardians team. Well, he and Groot, they're kind of a package deal at this point, because a raccoon's gotta have a tree to climb, right?

Take back your geeky future with this The Verminator t-shirt by Prime Premne, it's the sure fire way to get people grinnin' like a T-800 without any skin on its face! Sheesh, that's a grim vision!

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Uncontrollable by pigboom

The moment he discovered he had psychic powers Tetsuo finally felt like his life was worth living, but growing up powerless had left him hungry for domination over those who had treated him like street trash his whole life. And even though Kaneda proved his love for Tetsuo by trying to come to his rescue the force of Akira within him proved to be too much for poor Tetsuo to handle, as his budding mental powers proved to be far too powerful for his puny human body to contain...

Warn anime fans about the danger of letting your inner demons rule you life with this Uncontrollable t-shirt by Pigboom, it's a mighty cool way to declare love for the greatest anime movie of all time.

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Rad Eighties Kid by Stationjack

Even though we grew up in a material world and a land of confusion we knew the pop culture coolness all around us would be a part of our lives forever more. The Eighties introduced us to all the cool kids, from those who lived in the cabbage patches and garbage pails to the kids who ate off of silver spoons and let Charles be in charge of their young lives. And who could forget those cool kids who attended Bayside High? Yeah, they came around later than Ricky, Arnold and Webster, but they were just as cool, and they made Eighties kids what we are- superstars!

Add some retro style to your geeky wardrobe with this Rad Eighties Kid t-shirt by Stationjack, it's the totally tubular way to show the world you remember the 80s and they're a part of you forever!

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The rocketman by CarloJ1956

The moment Cliff slipped on the rocket pack and that signature helmet, taking flight for the first time like no man had done before, that was the day he stopped being a stunt guy and became a superhero. Now that's a classic storyline, ain't it?! The Rocketeer is classic to the core, a space age hero who flies in the face of fascism and topples the tyrants who want to bring harm to the innocent, and to think people used to think of ol' Cliff Secord as a show-off and a cocky jerk! Now he gets the praise he deserves, because he earned it by knocking heads with Nazis and clipping The Master's wings once and for all.

Make spirits soar wherever you go with this The Rocketman t-shirt by CarloJ1956, it's the high flying way to show love for your favorite indie comic and one of the most underrated superhero films of all time!

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Emperor of Destruction by Dr.Monekers 

Megatron is the dark emperor of destruction, a loose cannon and the only reason the evil forces of the Decepticons pose a threat to the mighty Autobots. But if you think about it he's also a killer work of art, a robo-sapien built to bend the universe to his will and transform his fellow citizens of Cybertron into an unstoppable force of darkness in the universe. Lucky for us Optimus Prime and his fellow Autobots are just as cool looking but even more powerful than the Decepticons, and they're working on erasing the dark Decepticon stain from the universe...

Get artsy with your geekdom by adding this Emperor of Destruction t-shirt by Dr. Monekers to your wardrobe, and watch the compliments rain like photon laser beams from the sky!

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Trekken by Everdream

Wandering across that final frontier known as space can teach you a thing or two about race relations, taking down tyrants and how to sow the seeds of hope where there was once only darkness and the threat of planetary annihilation. Oh, and there's lots of cool fight scenes during that trek too! Whether they're squaring off with a traditional Vulcan lirpa, chopping down the enemy with Kirk-fu or blasting the baddies with phasers set to stun, the stars of the trek are the original sci-fi street fighters!

Get ready to rumble with your fellow Trekkers when you wear this Trekken t-shirt by Everdream- because they're gonna want it for themselves!

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Master of Darkness by Vincent Trinidad

There are many wicked beings out there who claim to be masters of evil, but Aku has them all beat by a mile. For you see Aku isn't bound by silly things like time, space or dimension, so when he puts his incredibly wicked mind to it he's able to spread darkness throughout reality, tainting every aspect of life in the multiverse. Thankfully, for every Master of Darkness there's a mighty cool Hero of Light ready to Jack up their plans for demonic domination, and the lone samurai who's got Aku's number has proven himself to be an unstoppable force for good!

Gear up for animated adventure with this Master Of Darkness t-shirt by Vincent Trinidad, it's the cool way to show love for the return of your favorite red hot hero Samurai Jack!

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Emocional Cubes by MoisEscudero

Some cubes have it all figured out- they're polished, organized and so together it's like they've figured out the secret to color coding their lives. They make the rest of us feel even more mixed up, as we struggle to change and put at least one side of our lives in order, which seems impossible since every change we make leaves us more mixed up than before. If you know someone who has it all figure out ask yourself this- did they actually do the work to figure it all out and put themselves together, or did they just cheat and swap out all the stickers so they'd look like they've figured life out?

Get your wardrobe together with this Emocional Cubes t-shirt by MoisEscudero, it's the funny way to show the world you're still trying to figure out how to solve the mysteries of life.

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Bowser family by trheewood

Big bad King Bowser has the entire Koopa klan behind him and yet he seems unable to defeat two moustachioed plumbers, two pretty, pretty princesses and a little mushroom headed dude named Toad. What is it about Bowser that makes him such an inept ruler? Perhaps it's the fact that he has such a massive ego, and spends way too much time looking in that magical mirror of his, or perhaps it's simply that he brags and boasts so much he has lost sight of what he's actually accomplished. Looking at his Koopa kin reveals there might be something seriously wrong with his gene pool, so maybe that's his real problem? Whatever the case, Bowser thinks he's a super star, but the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom sees him as a sorry excuse for a tyrant and a great big, spiky shelled joke!

Show the world that your fam's got game with this Bowser Family t-shirt by Trheewood, it's the mighty cool way to keep your Mario Bros close and your Koopalings even closer.

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Dustin by zerobriant

When the FBI released the profiles of the people involved in the Upside Down Stranger incident they were surprised to see most of them were just kids, and goofy looking little nerds at that. But the goofiest looking of them all turned out to be a brave little dude, and the unifying force in his group of friends. Dustin was always being picked on by the older kids because of his lisp, and yet he never let these things get his spirits down, even when he had a knife to his throat. His courage in the face of danger, and his refusal to be anything but his nerdy self, helped rally his friends Mike, Will, Lucas and El against the deadly Demogorgon...

Show some love for the coolest Stranger character with this Dustin t-shirt by Zerobriant, it's the retro-tastic way to gear up for the return of your favorite sci-fi TV show!

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