The Apparently Kid, aka Noah Ritter, recently took the net by storm when he stole the show during a news interview by rambling away in the cutest way possible, making sure to use his favorite word apparently as much as possible.
Musician Slater Smith came up with a rather cool way to spend the summer of 2013- he visited every single one of the 185 state parks in Oregon, filmed the entire trip, then turn his visits into a music video.
Slater's song is appropriately folksy and fits right in with the beautiful scenery that surrounds him in each shot, and the residents of Oregon were all too happy to ham it up for Slater's GoPro camera as he played his heartfelt song "Back O'er Oregon".
Hawks are tough birds, with razor sharp talons and beaks that tear through flesh with ease, but even these apex predators can have the tables turned on them by their prey- if that prey happens to be a four-foot-long bull snake.
Scott Adams happened upon a rare example of prey besting predator playing out in the middle of the road, and for some reason he felt inclined to get involved.
Scott demonstrates his snake wrangling skills in the video, and nearly gets nailed by the disgruntled snake despite his skills, which is why no one should ever attempt a rescue like this unless trained to handle snakes.
Photographer James Ostrer has taken the idiom you are what you eat far too literally in this deliciously creepy photo series full of portraits of people covered in sugary sweets and junk food:
The images may be terrifying to those who are on a diet, and might make people with a serious sweet tooth consider cannibalism for the first time, but they also bring to light another issue facing people today- the torture of innocent models.
Imagine being one of the unlucky models posing for this series, having to endure hours of food slathering, and the inevitable acne to follow, only to have your true identity obscured by food.
And the worst part of all is the fact that models can't even eat junk food, talk about your tasty torture!
If a tinkerer from the Industrial Age started making automatons shaped like animals for their ultra modern robot zoo they might have built a giant turtle sculpture similar to this epic scrap metal creation by Indonesian artist Ono Gaf.
The peanuts and cracker jacks are back in their seats, watching the new baseball season play out inning by inning like every previous season, but there’s one thing that regularly changes in the world of major league baseball- the uniforms.
Teams are constantly updating their look, changing up their color palette and refining their logo to stay current, and the history of baseball is forever commemorated by the uniforms of the past.
This colorful chart was created by Pop Chart Lab, containing colorful illustrations of baseball uniforms both home and away from the sport’s past, with examples dating back to the late 1800s, and you can see a full sized version of the chart here
Watching true crime TV shows can teach you a thing or two about psychological profiling, forensic science and the horrific things people do to each other, but watch too much murder themed TV and you’re liable to become a bit paranoid.
Redditor fonetik conducted his own investigation into the effects of watching nothing but Investigation Discovery and other cop/murder shows for 24 hours and came up with over forty insightful, and sometimes frightening, "nuggets of information" including:
8. If you believe FBI profilers, I know about 30 serial killers.
3. If you took out an insurance policy on someone, and then they suddenly die horrifically a week later, you probably won’t get that money… and you’re going to prison.
15. My cell phone can take 6 hours of 720P video. The cameras in convenience stores take 4 pictures a minute and might as well be drawn with crayons. And they throw away the tapes nightly.
34. No one in nice neighborhoods hears or reports gunshots. Ever.
Well, then you give those fine folks a tour of your spaceship, in the style of MTV Cribs.
Chris Pratt proudly shows us around the amazingly detailed Milano ship set used in Guardians of the Galaxy in this Marvel video "Check the Milano, Yo!", and now we know why he doesn't want to move back into his real crib!
Colin uses a process known as HydroForming to "inflate" the sheet metal, spraying a high pressure water jet into the welded pocket between the sheets of metal, thereby causing it to expand into a balloon shape.
He assures us this is totally safe as long as there isn't any air in there, but something tells me Colin inadvertently created a fun new way to launch shrapnel...
Those creeps and ghouls who chased Scooby-Doo and the gang around weren’t all that scary, because the adventures had to stay kid friendly, but what if some of horror’s most infamous slashers had co-starred in those Scooby Doo mysteries?
Scenes from the show might have looked an awful lot like these ghoulishly great artworks by illustrator Travis Falligrant, aka IB Trav, and the little viewers at home would've had nightmares for the rest of their lives.
Trav clearly wasn't impressed by the original Scooby-Doo baddies, so he raised the stakes by adding actual slashers like Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees to the classic cartoon mystery, careful to keep that signature Hanna-Barbera style in each character design.
It's a good thing real horror movie slashers weren't included in the original show, or the gang probably wouldn't have made it past the first season!
It seems rather strange that so many mysteries still exist in the world of Nintendo, considering each of their characters/series have had multiple sequels come out across all platforms, but as it turns out some of these secrets were revealed in Nintendo character guide released in 1993.
Blake's insightful discovery might challenge the way you've thought about your favorite Nintendo characters all these years, but maybe knowing the truth will make you feel even closer to these beloved video game stars. What's not to love about a dinosaur named T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas?
They might as well come in to work with a shirt that reads "Take this job and shove it!", or just stay at home instead of coming in to work their shifts, but it seems money will make even the most apathetic employee pretend to give a crap about their job:
The city's most famous busters had a really hard time battling the giant version of that marshmallow advertising mascot, but when they discovered his tiny offspring sleeping in a candy store nearby they snatched that puft little man up in no time. He was cute, in a horrifying ghost monster kind of way, but he had to be trapped and put into the containment unit, but that didn't mean they couldn't have a little fun with the little guy first...
Show the world your fun and geeky sense of humor with this Puff Pinata t-shirt by Manny Peters Art + Design, it's far from whack!
Cloud had survived seven battlefields and every kind of fantasy monster imaginable, but now he faced a different kind of final foe- the evil exes! They were fighting to ruin his fun, but he wasn't about to put down his buster sword without going head-to-head with every last one of them, for the love of a gal named Aerith...and one named Tifa. Sheesh, no wonder he's up in arms! Such strife!
It's a geeky mashup vs. the world on this Cloud Pilgrim t-shirt by CJ Boucher Media, throw it on before you battle the evil exes in your life.
There's something to be said about being the last in line, and when you're a boss monster there's no one more powerful, more deadly, than the Final Boss. They're the one the heroes have to get past to beat the game, the one that lies between the gamer and video game fame, and Bowser is one of the guys who started it all.
He's the biggest, baddest turtle shelled monster in the mushroom kingdom, celebrate his gaming legacy with this Final Boss t-shirt by AutoSave.
Ever since Kong dropped the donkey from his name and adopted the nickname Indiana his life has become one big adventure. His love of golden bananas, and the exploration of levels, drew him to the mines that lay under the island, where an epic croc temple was waiting to be plundered. Indiana went in with a gleam in his eye, but Diddy's banana peel disaster cut their trip short, Forcing Kong to round the bend back to the island's surface...
Show the world your adventurous and geeky sides with this Indiana Kong and the Temple of Nanners t-shirt by Kinda Creative and your fellow gamers will go bananas!
Classic movie moments are classic for a reason, and in the case of comedies that reason is usually because the scene is hilarious no matter how many times you watch it. The day Peter Venkman went into that swanky New York hotel with his fellow busters of ghosts he knew the risks involved, but nobody could have foreseen how funny it would be to see him get slimed by a grinning green ghost! Now that's a totally classic scene!
Share your love of fantastic films and classic supernatural comedy moments with this He Slimed Me... t-shirt by ShasteenFrey, and keep the spirit of geeky cinema alive!
You've heard of all those other leagues, but there's one totally exciting league that has a style and energy all its own- the J-LEAGUE! With superheroic folks by the dozen wearing really cool clothes and really sharp hairstyles while piloting super cool giant robots the anime legends that make up the J-LEAGUE are just as tough as the heroes in those other leagues- they're just drawn differently!
Celebrate everyone's favorite heroes from the far east with this J-LEAGUE t-shirt by dinshoran, it's a powerful way to show your love of anime.
Sam and Dean didn't have much need for an active imagination with a friend like Castiel always hanging around, their life was crazier than any story they could tell! With a never-ending stream of supernatural creatures on their trail straight from Hell these boys are on an adventure that threatens to eliminate the entire Winchester bloodline. Good thing they're so happy-go-lucky as they ride off to their doom..
Bring the supernatural adventure home on this Sam and Dean...and Cas! t-shirt by zerobriant and protect your geeky wardrobe from the forces of evil fashion.
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When John Snow found himself stranded in a wintery world he also found himself with lots of time on his hands, and while looking for a hobby he discovered the delicious world of ice cream making. With an unlimited base at his disposal John made the most delicious frozen dessert in the land, and it was game over for Hodor's Hodor Cream business.
Add some flavor game to your geeky wardrobe with this hilarious John Snow Ice Cream t-shirt by Que Desenho Legal, it's a taste sensation!
Everybody loves pizza, and when you wear a shirt that says PIZZA across the front, a tasty tee fairly dripping with flavor, people will line up to be your friend! But remember this- they don't actually want to be your friend, they're only in it for a slice of pizza, because pizza pie makes people do crazy things...
Add this delicious PIZZA t-shirt by Olivia Lin to your wardrobe and bring the deliciousness with you wherever you go!
First he came alive in Doctor Frankenstein's laboratory, then he came to life on the big screen and filled audiences full of wonder and dread. Now The Monster has come alive on this classically styled t-shirt, will the masses be able to handle your monstrous fashion sense, or will they run screaming in terror as you walk around town showing Frankenstein's Monster some love?
You don't have to be a monster to appreciate a good monster movie, and it's a sure bet that your fellow fiends will love this The Monster t-shirt by Marinasinger Designs, bring one home and scare up some smiles!
There are plenty of beings across the galaxy that could stand to lose a bit of weight, but Hutts just don't look right without their signature slug-like gut.
Hutt weight loss is also liable to render them vulnerable to blaster fire, which could be bad for business, so if you see a Hutt thinking about getting a gym membership remind them that their bulk is what makes them repulsive beautiful.
This Hutt oriented anti-weight loss comic was brought to you by Steve Hamaker, as a reminder- a skinny Hutt is a dead Hutt!
These selfies have created a bit of a conundrum over who owns the rights to the pics- David understandably claims he does, but Wikimedia Commons claims that the macaque actually owns the copyright to the photos.
PiggyBack is the newest (fake) app created to help people get from point A to point B, when the distance between the two points is too far to walk but too short to warrant travel by car.
Following the pattern set by Uber, Lyft and Sidecar, PiggyBack lets you request rides from strangers with strong backs and a couple of hours to kill, rides that come with the satisfaction of knowing that your fate truly rests on someone else's shoulders:
PiggyBack is the brainchild of the folks at Zenn Films, who have absolutely no experience creating an app and only a feeble grasp of what it takes to carry someone across town on your back.
If only PiggyBack were a real app, we would see the city streets come alive with a new generation of proud PiggyBackers carrying their precious cargo to their destination safely, and with minimal jostling.
Instead we'll just have to take rides in those boring old cars, and dream of clinging to a sweaty stranger's back for a surreal trip across town...
Drugs have ruined many a good dance party, mostly due to overdosing, dehydration or overheating while dancing, and because of this ever present party scene killer even the promoters have changed their minds about downplaying the dangers of party drugs.
In an unprecedented move among EDM event promoters, the creators of the Electric Zoo Festival are making ticketholders watch a PSA, created by Dexter screenwriter James Manos Jr., that warns about the dangers of dancing with “Molly” (a supposedly purer form of MDMA, aka Ecstasy) before entering the event.
The organizers are urging attendees to "be present" during the event, stating:
Our message to concertgoers is simple: The Electric Zoo experience is exceptional and worth being present for. Molly can cause you to not only miss the moment, alienate your friends and have an overall adverse and unpleasant experience, but can also make you sick and can even be fatal. Fans will experience how great it is to "Come To Life" at one of our concerts from lights, sounds and crowds.
Will watching a PSA before a rave change the way attendees conduct themselves at the event, or is this just the organizer's way of avoiding liability for any drug-related deaths that might occur at their event? My guess is the latter...
Looking for something in-between the two, in terms of excitement level and visual appeal?
Then say howdy to The Birthday Boys, who have their own sketch comedy show on IFC and a YouTube channel called Woosh From Mars that has a personalized birthday videos for nearly every name, except mine of course...