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We Found a Hidden Stash of Chuck Norris Dolls, So We're Giving Them Away!
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Hilarious Reviews Of Bic Cristal For Her Pens

The Bic pen company really shot themselves in the foot when they decided to advertise their new line of "cristal" pens as being "for Her".

The interwebs immediately took to typing up hilariously scathing reviews of the pens, making sure to include all the magic, wonder and sparkly ponies these feminine pens have brought into their lives. Here are some examples:

"My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy."

"But the Bic Cristal for Her pens sparkle (like crystal!) and twinkle and dance on the page and even emit little squeaks and giggles when they're writing extra fun stuff. They chatter among themselves and have their own personalities"

Read on and see why these pens are strictly for gals...no guys allowed!

Link  --via Super Punch

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A Cat Receiving Transmissions From Outer Space

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Kitties have highly tuned senses that help them hunt in the wild, but this crazy cat seems to be receiving transmissions from another planet! 

Maybe it's talking to the star of the movie The Cat From Outer Space, either that or it sees a bird outside and wants to get at it...naw, it must be something to do with aliens, anything else is just plain ordinary!

--via Obvious Winner

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Silly Symphony Short - The Skeleton Dance

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Here's a spooky little animated short to get you in the witching mood.

It's an oldie but goodie called The Skeleton Dance, and it stars (surprise!) a bunch of dancing skeletons getting ready to send shivers down the spines of the townspeople.

This toon just seems to get better with age.

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Carven Der Pumpkin With The Swedish Chef

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The Muppets are known for being extremely enthusiastic when it comes to celebrating holidays, and the Swedish Chef can't wait to get those jack-o-lanterns carved and placed on his doorstep.

Watch as he attempts to do some carven on der pumpkins, unless those clever pumpkins can convince him otherwise!

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Documentary About Rene Magritte Featuring Music By Roger Waters

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Belgian surrealist Rene Magritte is the subject of this 1978 documentary, which just happens to have a soundtrack scored by rock icon Roger Waters of Pink Floyd!

It may be a bit dry in places, and the narrator sounds like the one heard in those terribly outdated educational films you were forced to watch in school, but if you love Pink Floyd then you'll want to watch the whole thing for the sake of the tripped out soundtrack.

--via Boing Boing

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A Bunch Of Fun DIY Projects For The Long Weekend Ahead

If the idea of a three day weekend with nothing to do seems like torture via boredom then take a gander at these neat DIY projects and get to building!

You might not be able to build an entire TARDIS from scratch in three days, unless you have some serious carpentry skills, but a Star Trek apron is doable, and so are many of the other fun projects on this list.

This Labor Day weekend you can build something to be proud of, or head in to work on Tuesday complaining about being hung over... I choose you DIY project!


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Photo Composites Of Women And Insects

Insectes is a photographic composite series by Laurent Seroussi that combines women and bugs into disgusting insectoid hybrids worthy of a starring role in your worst nightmares.

There's something elegant about these figure, despite the claws and various sharp bits, that makes them look rather delicate and decidedly feminine.

But you wouldn't want to show up to the ball escorting one of these bugged out femmes, at least not without feeding her first!

Link  --via Hi Fructose

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Animal Kingdom Wildlife Treated To Pumpkins For Halloween

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The folks at Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park know the best way to get their critters in on the Halloween fun is to surprise them with a pumpkin.

Some of the animals think the orange squash in their enclosure might be part of a trick, but soon after they discover what a treat it is to have a pumpkin of their very own, and it sure beats going to the dentist after eating too much candy!

--via Geeks Of Doom

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A Creative Way To Hand Out Lollipops

If you're going to be away on Halloween night but don't want to disappoint the trick-or-treaters here's a clever way to hand out candy- use a pumpkin!

Simply drill or poke holes in a foam pumpkin, stick a lollipop stem in each hole and you've got a cute piece of candy dispensing decor the neighborhood kids will appreciate when they make the rounds.

Hopefully they'll have enough self control to only take one piece...


Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Fun Halloween Food - Hot Dog Mummies

If you're looking for a creative food idea with lots of character that's also quick and easy to prepare then it's time to get mummified!

All you need is a can of refrigerator breadsticks, hot dogs and a little mustard (or ketchup) and you've got some cute Hot Dog Mummies sure to make your guests smile.


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Looking Pretty As A Picture In A Polaroid Snapshot Costume

Photo: Christine Krizsa/Flickr

Turning yourself into a living snapshot is a fun idea for a costume that's also relatively easy to put together.

All you need is some foam core board, an xacto knife and some sort of adhesive or tape and you can put yourself in the picture.

The living snapshot also has lots of potential variations- mugshot, post mortem shot, trashy look with fancy clothes on below, black and white... the list goes on and on, which is why this costume is perfect for the DIY crowd.

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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The Haunted History Of Halloween

The History Channel created this educational short film that reveals the haunted history of Halloween, so we're all aware of why we hit the streets and beg for candy each year.

It's actual, factual, historical and a little bit comical. Want to Halloween properly? Get to learnin'!


Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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A Terrifyingly Realistic Prop Called The Asylum Door

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This is the Asylum Door, a Halloween prop sure to scare the pants off of anyone who dares come a knockin'.

The effect is created by mounting a tablet or portable dvd player screen to a door's window pane, facing the footage forward so the viewer feels like they're looking in on a horrific asylum scene.

You can set it up to play any kind of scary video you'd like, but a hallway or interior scene creates the most convincing illusion.

Try it for yourself and see if anyone is brave enough to open the door...

--via Cheezburger

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A Website Dedicated To Halloween Prop Tutorials

Those of you who are interested in wowing the neighborhood with an awesome outdoor display of Halloween spirit will love the DIY project ideas found at halloweenpropmaster.com.

The self appointed master of Halloween props has some high caliber tutorials posted on his site, ranging from simple decoration combinations to complex animated props and mods.

Pictured above-- a dancing Santa has been converted into a ghoulish creature that loves to boogie!


Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Neat Halloween Horror Art By Matt Dixon

Matt Dixon shares his love of Halloween with the world through his fantastic illustrations, which feature ghoulish gals and frighteningly freaky monsters.

They're colorful, sometimes a bit racy but never NSFW, and each incredibly detailed piece pops on the page, it's art that's actually fun to look at!

Link  --via Geek Tyrant

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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How To Make Your Costume Wings Glow With EL Light

Here's a no sew tutorial that will have you flittering around the neighborhood with glowing wings in no time, guaranteed to make your friends and family members green with envy!

It shows you how to incorporate EL (electroluminescent) wire into any costume, so if you want your costume to light up Ladyada will get you up to speed and brighten up your Halloween.

Link  --via How To Geek

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Clever Costumes Inspired By Banksy Street Art

Photo: Craftzine

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

Bringing a Banksy street art piece to life is no simple task, but this clever costume really delivers the goods!

With contrasting painted patches that mirror the white sections of the original stencil, and a splash of color in the flowers, Banksy's artwork can now hit the streets and trick-or-treat!

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Spooky Songs Abound On Halloween Radio

Every Halloweenradio we make you scream!

If you're looking for a suitably scary soundtrack for this year's Halloween party, or you're crazy for Halloween like we are and want some spooky listening enjoyment year round, then you've got to check out Halloweenradio.net.

They play everything from classic songs like the Monster Mash to horror movie soundtracks and beyond.

Don't just throw on that old sound effects record, jazz up your Hallow's Eve with Halloween radio!


Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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This Boy Is Upset That He's Not A Single Lady

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There are lots of things that kids have to figure out as they grow up, like the fact that a little boy will never qualify as a single lady!

Watch this poor kid get his bubble burst by his dad, as he realizes that Beyonce is no longer singing directly to him.

--via Tastefully Offensive

See more about baby and kids at NeatoBambino

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It's Important To Be Honest With Your Children

When your little ones start playing dress up, and find their way into your makeup, be honest with them about how silly they look or they might start painting their faces like clowns during adolescence.

I don't know if I would put a bag over my child's head, at least not without cutting a few eyeholes in the bag first!

Link  --via Stuff I Stole From The Internet

See more about baby and kids at NeatoBambino

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Hilarious Bad Prom Pictures

Prom night can be a terrifying and wondrous experience, full of fashion faux pas, unexpected acne outbreaks and awkward moments in teen angst.

So why not enjoy the hilarity of it all by looking at a bunch of funny prom pictures?

Peruse the gallery at your leisure and be thankful that your prom night pics didn't make it into this collection!

http://stuffistolefromtheinternet.com/pictures/the-35-craziest-funniest-most-ridiculous-prom-photos-ever/ [9/1/12 update. Warning: readers have reported malware at the linked website, so I disabled the link and converted it to the URL. If you want to visit the site, copy and paste on your own - Alex]

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Weird Poems Accompanied By Even Weirder Drawings

Alex Sparks and Bret Hawkins are collaborating on a project called The Ninety-Nine Draft, which features oddball illustrations based on short "poems" meant to conjure strange mental images.

The accompanying drawings have an extremely unique graphic style that reveals the inherently serious nature of phrases like "all my friends have antlers" and "I am becoming a mountain of puberty".

Link  --via JazJaz

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Animated Short - Life By A Thread

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Animator Jim Segrue is part of the award winning team at Titmouse, the folks responsible for shows like Metalocalypse, Superjail and Black Dynamite, but this time he's stretching out his wings and flying solo.

His newest short Life By A Thread details an alley cat's search for warmth during those cold winter months, and the only thing this squashy, stretchy character animation smearfest seems to be missing is a suitable soundtrack.

Anybody have access to a theremin? Or a musical saw and trombone?

--via Cartoon Brew

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Dragon Sculpture Made Out Of Oil Drums

Chinese artist Qiu Zhijie created this magnificent metal dragon sculpture out of old oil drums, in order to signify "tension between the natural and modern worlds".

The face and body are covered in details so sharp they'll take your hands right off if you're foolish enough to try and pet the dragon.

What a fitting, and ecologically friendly, way to celebrate the Year of the Dragon!

Link  --via Juxtapoz

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Don't Mess With The Hob-Bot

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He's come from the future to save the Shire's past, one goofy looking Orc at a time.

It seems folks are getting impatient waiting for Peter Jackson's adaptation of The Hobbit to hit the big screen, so hopefully these ridiculous furry footed comedy videos will continue to hit the interwebs!

--via Topless Robot

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Scary Cool Catrina Costume

Photo: Anna Fischer/Flickr

La Catrina originated in the Jose Guadalupe Posada's print entitled La Calavera de la Catrina (the skull of the rich woman), and has since become one of the most recognizable symbols of Mexico's Dia De Los Muertos celebration.

Catrinas wear pretty dresses, with spots where their bones show through, a big hat and lots of colorful flowers.

Catrinas have a bony skull face, but that doesn't mean they have to be scary. In fact, most Catrinas prefer to be elegant rather than gruesome.

Love Halloween and cosplay? Check out our Halloween Blog!

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Look Out! There's A Vicious Goose On The Loose!

You know your building's security has become way too lax when they post a note on the door about the dangerous goose on the loose, instead of simply shooing the thing away.

The note wouldn't be nearly as believable if the culprit weren't posing for the picture with that murderous gleam in his eye! 

Ack! My achin' kneecaps...


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Strange And Cinematic Photographs By Alena Beljakova

Photographer Alena Beljakova has a story to tell, one which Hollywood directors should take note of and viewers are free to get lost in.

It's an extremely well formed vision for a nineteen year old, but I think that's what makes Alena's photos so special.

She's going to keep telling her tales, hopefully for a long time to come. And we may just get to the bottom of why those people wearing the bunny masks look like they're up to no good...

Link  --via Beautiful/Decay

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A Wacky Bunch Hard At Work In The Kitchen During Mardi Gras

Would you still eat at a restaurant that had a kitchen staff like the madcap bunch in this picture?

Well, if you were looking for a bite to eat during Mardi Gras in Munich, Germany around 1933 you might not have had much of a choice in the matter!

Looking for more enjoyable pictures of people playing dress up? Then you should check out our new Halloween blog, it's a great place to park your eyeballs for a spell.


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What If Pixar Made The Expendables 2?

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Wacky mashup videos abound, but this one's got the slurred tough guy tones of Stallone mixed up with the slick shiny look of Pixar's Toy Story movies.

I don't think this movie would have qualified as family friendly entertainment, what with all those plastic body parts being blown across the screen!

--via Geek Tyrant

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