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Behold The Glory Of Tiny Kanye

Something something Tiny Kaaannyeee, standin’ next to Kim K., something something Tiny Kaaaannyyeeee, you look better when you’re tiiiinnyyyyy!(Sung to the tune of Michael Scott's version of Tiny Dancer)

There’s something about Kanye West’s massive ego, and ridiculously overpublicized life with the head Kardashian, that makes you want to bust him down a few notches, which is probably why these ridiculous photoshopped images of Tiny Kanye look so darn right!

And when Kim’s done sharing the Hollywood spotlight with Mr. Kardashian West she can simply slip him into her Prada handbag until she requires his tiny services once again.

Tiny Kanye is now the hip-hoppinest accessory money can buy- pick up your own Tiny Kanye today!

-Via The Soup


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This Is Quite Possibly The Worst Promotional Video Ever Made

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There are all kinds of skilled video editors, motion graphics artist and assorted digital video experts out there you can hire when you need a professional looking video created to promote your business, but the folks who made this hilariously bad promo vid aren't the video artists you're looking for...

Watch as they work their magic on some random video footage, and try to sell themselves by making an on-camera appearance that doesn’t really help their case.

It’s almost painful to watch at times, but how will we know how to make good videos if we don’t have examples of absolutely terrible videos to use as reference?

-Via LiveLeak


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An Uruk-Hai Orc Went Shopping One Day...

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People are getting used to seeing strange things going down in cities these days, from flash mobs to human statues to buskers of all types trying to wow audiences and earn a buck, but no matter how desensitized you are seeing a seven foot tall orc walk into a shopping mall, complete with armor and a face only a mother orc could love, is bound to be a bit of a shock.

Luckily, the orc in this video isn’t actually one of Sauron's dark forces, he’s just an over seven foot tall guy named Olivier Richters decked out in an incredibly good costume, with equally amazing makeup by Rossanne Puck Aafjes, and when he hits a Dutch shopping mall looking all fierce and orcy the people react...mostly with nervous laughter!

-Via 22 Words


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Digital Artist Brings His Dreams To Life Via Image Manipulation

There are plenty of bad digital photo manipulation projects out there, and people post photoshop disasters on a daily basis that remind us how bad it can be if you go a little too far with that clone stamp or eraser tool, but there are also plenty of digital artists out there using photoshop to create masterful manipulations for the enjoyment of us all.

Martin De Pasquale is one of these photoshop wizards working for the power of good, and with his digital art skills he’s able to bring his wildest dreams, and a few freaky nightmares, to life with lots of visual appeal.

He was even nice enough to post a behind-the-scenes video for us to watch and learn from, so future photoshop fails can be avoided, and budding digital artists can learn to use their powers for good instead of evil.

-Via Bored Panda

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6 Shockingly Evil Abuses Of Power By School Officials

When you send your kids off to school you’re putting their young lives, and minds, in the hands of many different official school type folks, from teachers to district officials to security personnel, and these folks usually started working in the school system because they liked working with kids.

But, just like any position that comes with a bit of control over other human beings, there are those who take the job because they like being in charge, and sometimes because being in charge means making a lot more money.

Scandals abound in this article which reveals 6 Shockingly Evil Abuses of Power by School Officials, including a case where kids at a vocational school in Rhode Island were being put to work in a sweatshop making and bagging jewelry, and a case of misappropriated school lunch funds in eight California school districts which resulted in $170 million dollars being funneled into staff wages and catered school board meetings, while the kids found the quality of their school lunches lowered through no fault of their own.

It's enough to make you wanna home school your kids!

(NSFW due to language, like virtually every article on Cracked)

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Ad Agency Uses Mannequins To Raise Money For The Homeless

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Homelessness is a problem affecting more and more people every day, and providing shelter for every homeless person, no matter how temporary, ends up costing some serious coin.

Enter a creative, albeit creepy, ad campaign put together by the JWT Amsterdam ad agency, who are using mannequin "piggy banks" to raise money for the homeless.

A Piggy Bank for the Homeless is a thought provoking campaign that has its heart in the right place, but there's something off-putting about inserting money into a mannequin piggy bank's head, especially one shaped like a little kid.

It gives new meaning to the expression "shut up and take my money!", but if it helps give Amsterdam's over 15,000 homeless residents hope for a future that lies indoors then I'm sure people will overcome their fear of mannequins and donate to such a good cause.

-Via DesignTAXI


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All The Horrible Ways Animals Can Kill You With Venom

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Nature can be terrifying, with all those claws and fangs out there in the wild just waiting to chomp down on our very chewable human skin, but nature has another trick up her sleeve that’s even more terrifying, and way more harmful, than mere tooth and nail.

That poisonous substance is known as venom, and critters create this foul chemical cocktail for a variety of reasons, whether to help defend themselves or hunt other animals.

Humans have a hate-fear relationship with poison, and have even created stories and historical events based around poison, all of which is explored in the American Museum of Natural History exhibition The Power of Poison, on display through August 10.

Here's a video starring exhibition curator/professor Mark Siddall explaining the various ways poison can be delivered to a victim:

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And here's another informative video which explains the differences between poisons, toxins, and venoms:

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-Via Sploid

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What Happens After The Action Movie Ends? Epilogue

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Combining romantic elements with an enjoyable action movie is a tall order, but a few movies have managed to combine the two genres quite successfully in the past, Romancing the Stone and Mr. and Mrs. Smith immediately come to mind.

That which cannot be easily accomplished in a feature length motion picture can often work out just fine in a short film, for example this very entertaining rom-act-com called Epilogue, created by Dylan Allen for Amalgamated Picture Co.

It’s got the guns and the fun you come to expect from an action flick, and yet it manages to blend the romance into the story in an organic way that really makes you feel like you're watching the epilogue to an epic action movie.

(Barely NSFW due to language)

-Via GeekTyrant

Combining romantic elements with an enjoyable action movie is a tall order, but many movies have

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Real Life Laws That Regulate The Supernatural

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Whether you believe in ghosts or not is irrelevant, at least according to the powers that be, because there are laws in place related to ghosts and hauntings that were created to help protect the living...from being ripped off by the living in the name of the afterlife.

For example- if you’re looking to buy a house in New York the realtor has to tell you if it’s haunted or lawsuits may be filed against them.

Looking to practice necromancy in San Francisco? You’d better have a fortune telling permit, or the spiritualist squad will storm your lair and shut you down, and don’t even think about hunting Bigfoot in Skamania County, Washington, or you may find yourself imprisoned for committing a felony!

Read more about these ethereal laws over at io9


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Hyperrealistic Wax Sculptures Of Pop Culture Icons

Wax is a sculpting medium that can be used to create extremely realistic works, and as any visitor to one of the wax museums across the country know it’s the chosen medium for photorealistic sculpture, and wax works don’t come much better looking than the works of Bobby Causey.

Bobby is a self taught artist who has been creating incredibly realistic sculptures of movie characters like The Joker, Hellboy, and Jack Torrance from the Shining for private collectors and galleries for years, with finely painted detail, hand punched hair and just the right accessories to complete each character.

Bobby even created his own replica of the Batmobile from the 1995 movie Batman Forever, and it's every bit as spot on as his amazing sculptures.

-Via Nerd Approved


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Night's Kiss - A Superheroic Way To Show Your Love


Night's Kiss by Mari Kari

The bat and the cat- theirs is a love affair that can never be, a romance that began with a crime and ended up becoming a big city scandal. Capturing a tender moment between the two masked figures meant taking more than just a snapshot, so a painting was commissioned in the style of Klimt. Now the two are free to share a kiss for eternity, without undermining their individual allegiances.

Show the world your super artsy side with this Night's Kiss t-shirt by Mari Kari, it's a stylish way to show you appreciate the finer things in life- like comic books and classic artwork!

Visit Mari Kari's Facebook fan page, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more classic designs:

Born to be Very Best Beware Sweet 'n' Salty Annie's Toys

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Monster Rhapsody - The Queen Of The Damned


Monster Rhapsody by Michael Tomes

When classic movie monsters aren't busy chewing on people, or terrorizing villagers, they like to get together and hit karaoke night at their neighborhood blood bar. One of their all time favorite songs is by a band named after royalty, a rhapsody about bohemia and a guy who admits to his mother that he just killed a man, they think that part is a real howl!

Here's something for fans of classic, both music and movies- the Monster Rhapsody t-shirt by Michael Tomes, it boasts a ghoulishly bold design that will look cool whether you're hangin' around your haunted house or visiting a graveyard at midnight.

Visit Michael Tomes's Facebook page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more monstrously cool designs:

Float Unleash Hell Hail to the King Fido: Zomcon Warning Sign

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Holiday - That's A Strange Looking Dog


Holiday by ADAM LAWLESS

It's hard to tell how tall those clone troopers are when you see them on the big screen, but when one paid a visit to Earth people saw firsthand just how large and in charge those imperial soldiers really are, and the war for the stars became a terrifying reality!

Celebrate classic sci-fi in a big way with this Holiday t-shirt by ADAM LAWLESS, it's the perfect shirt to wear while you're out walking the dog or preparing for intergalactic war.

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Rabbit Racer Doberman 45 Degrees Keep Calm & Give In

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This World Is Rotten - A Love Note To Death


This World is Rotten by bocaci

He knew the world was a rotten place well before he received that notebook with the power of death, but he gave it a chance to prove him wrong. Slowly but surely all those people and forces working against him came to the surface, and every time they showed their ugly face he wrote their name in his book and awaited their demise...

Lovers of dark anime fantasy are sure to love a This World is Rotten t-shirt by bocaci, pick one up and start a notebook of your own!

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Pierce The Sky Happiness Only Real When Shared Just Who The Hell Zanarkand Ruins

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Battle Of Titans - Homer And The Epic Bender


Battle of Titans by Creatiboom

The day that bonehead Homer went ape was the day a tear opened in the cartoon space-time continuum, causing two Groening grade universes to collide. Two massive creatures emerged from the tear and began stomping Springfield into oblivion- one was a shiny metal robot, the other a hairy, stupid looking gorilla. They began to battle it out, until they discovered that they had one thing in common- a love of alcohol. Soon the two giants were knocking down distilleries and fat becoming best friends.

Your favorite cartoon shows collide on this Battle of Titans t-shirt by Creatiboom, try one on for size and watch your style points soar through the roof!

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They Shall Know No Fear An Extra Life To Save The Empire Mushroom Time

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The Burglar - Halfling Meets Dragonkind


The Burglar by Harantula

He looked like a massive, gruesome dragon statue laying atop his gleaming mountain of treasure, but the halfling burglar knew he was very much alive, and hungry. Despite his best efforts to walk silently, and the ring of invisibility he wore, that clumsy little halfling still managed to wake that smoggy dragon. It's a good thing he's little more than a snack!

Fantasy adventure from the middle of the earth awaits you on this The Burglar t-shirt by Harantula, it's a great way to stay sharp while burgling or simply kicking back and reading your favorite book.

Visit Harantula's Facebook page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fantastically geeky designs:

Master Portrait Dark Knightmare HFC (Hyrule Fried Cucco) Emerging from the Mountains

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MEOW! - A Link To The Litter Box


MEOW! by Purrdemonium

They're often referred to as cat calls, but in Link's world they're less crass and more kitty cat. Here we see Link luring the apple of his eye around the corner with a cat call that sounds just like her own cat, but what will he do when she falls for his feline farce?

Gaming has gone to the cats on this MEOW! t-shirt by Purrdemonium, it's the purrfect way to show the world you love gaming and furry feline friends!

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Earth Temple FREE HUGS Forbidden Woods Kinstone

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Never Ending Adventure - Finntreyu And The Dragon Dog


Never Ending Adventure by Hartzack

Dragon dog in the sky, Finntreyu flies twice as high, don't read a book or battle crooks, watch a TV cartoon show, a never ending TV cartoon shoooow! Mashups make anything possible, and when two fantasy worlds collide things get all kinds of awesome...and noodly!

Adventure awaits you when you wear this fabulously imaginative Never Ending Adventure t-shirt by Hartzack, throw it on and feel your spirit soar!

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Grimm's Tales Energy Time Training is Over The Dark Side of The Man

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Samurai Soccer

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It’s doubtful that samurai warriors from Feudal Japan would have been big fans of the beloved sport of soccer/futbol/football, preferring combat sports like MMA or a sport that involve a weapon like baseball, but if a samurai time travelled from back in the day to present day he might find it quite relaxing to kick the ball around.

The guy featured in this video isn't a real time travelling samurai, he's Red Bull athlete/freestyle football world champion Kotaro Tokuda, and he was sent to Brazil by Japanese noodle company Nissin to wow the natives with his freestyle football skills, which he showed off while wearing samurai armor.

At least he won't have to worry about taking a football to the face!

-Via Kotaku


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How To Keep Your Pets Safe From Coyotes

Coyotes are a constant presence in our lives, and now live in every state but Hawaii- some consider them unwanted visitors and pests that should be eradicated, others of us simply learn to live with our canine neighbors knowing that learning to live alongside coyotes is a better way to preserve the delicate ecological balance.

However, the ever hungry coyotes won’t think twice about eating our beloved pets, and if we’re going to live with them we have to keep our team safe from those moonlight predators, but with a little bit of knowledge and some preventative measures, like installing taller fences and getting rid of that old bird bath in your backyard, coyotes will steer clear of your house and move on to easier hunting grounds.

Read more about how to keep your pets safe from coyotes over at Indefinitely Wild

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This Hayao Miyazaki Music Video Is Like A Seven Minute Long Mini Movie

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About twenty years ago prolific anime creator/writer/director Hayao Miyazaki took a short break while working on Princess Mononoke to overcome a case of writer’s block, and in the process he created an animated music video that’s every bit as good as his feature length films.

The animated short was created for the Chage & Aska song “On Your Mark”, and it clocks in at an epic seven minutes in length, plenty of time for the anime master to tell a mighty fine tale about an angel and life underground.

-Via Nerd Approved


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Why You Should Switch To A Fetal Position Desk At Work

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Sitting in an office chair all day can make you feel like a lazy bag of bones, and standing desks go against everything office workers are all about, so what is the proper position for watching your life fade away at a dead end office job?

The answer is, naturally, the fetal position desk- the safe, comfortable and soothing way to bide your time, and get your mind numbing work done, without doing too much muscling.

Experts agree that having a fetal position desk won't improve your work quality, or make your day go by any faster, but it will definitely make you feel like a kid again.

With a fetal position desk you can bask in the nostalgiac glory of remembrance, letting your mind drift back to a time before you gave up your freedom to become an office drone.

It's free advice, not very good advice but well worth the price, and it's brought to you by the career minded folks at The Onion.


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Wicked Sword Fight Erupts At Golden Temple

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Every once in a while a violent melee breaks out at a public event, but rarely does that violence involve groups of angry men armed with swords!

A good old fashioned sword fight broke out between two rival Sikh groups at the Golden Temple in Punjab, India on the anniversary of Operation Blue Star, and even though this sounds really cool on paper it looks way less impressive in real life.

If only the sword wielding Sikhs in the video had taken a few notes from Bollywood actors they could have come into the situation with some swordplay skills, but ultimately they come off looking less like Aladdin and more like one of the Three Stooges.

-Via Geekologie


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Woody Allen - Writer, Director, Comic Strip Character?

Writer/director Woody Allen has gone from unknown comic to film industry innovator to oddball tabloid target in his lifetime, and ever since the days of Sleeper and Annie Hall Woody has been seen as an odd duck.

Caricatures of Woody have shown up in cartoons, comedy movies and television shows, and once upon a time Woody was the star of his own comic strip called Inside Woody Allen.

The strip was drawn by Stuart Hample and ran in daily newspapers from 1976 to 1984, exploring every possible situation an “angsty, neurotic Jewish everyman” could encounter in his life, except for the strange turn of events that actually took place in his later life!

Read more about Woody's comic strip days over at Dangerous Minds


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Ten Fascinating Facts About Tetris

Tetris is one of the most popular puzzle games ever created, a simple premise that was executed in the most addictive way possible, and resulted in many puzzle game fans starting a gaming addiction that lasts a lifetime.

But where did that block dropping game with the Russian theme begin, and how is it that a thirty year old game is still so darn addictive? What does piracy and PTSD have to do with Tetris, and can the game actually be beat in marathon mode?

These pressing Tetris related questions and more are answered in the Gamma Squad article Ten Fascinating Facts About Tetris On Its Thirtieth Anniversary.


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Superheroes Are On Neighborhood Watch In Toronto

Toronto, Ontario boasts an extremely low crime rate, so the presence of a Neighbourhood Watch is quite effective in helping manage the slew of petty crimes that happen across the city, even more so now that heroes like Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Spider-Man have joined the watch.

But have these heroes actually joined up as indicated by their presence on neighborhood watch street signs across the city, or is this the work of some nefarious jokester?

Actually, they're the appropriated works of Andrew Lamb, who felt the signs made more of an impact with some superheroic pop culture icons added to them.

Will his signs make an impact on crime? Maybe not, but you can bet vampires will think twice about touring Toronto with a stake wielding Buffy watching over the city!

-Via Nerd Approved


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Loyal Service Dog Earns A Place In His Master's Seventh Grade Yearbook

There are lots of ways to show your loyal service dog that they’re doing a good job- you can give them extra treats, let them spend an afternoon unwinding in a dog park, or giving their fur a good brushing, but there’s one service dog whose service has been commended with a portrait.

His name is Taxi Benke, and his loyal service to Rachel Benke landed him a yearbook photo alongside his owner, and a place in the hearts of all his fellow classmates.

Taxi has been faithfully serving the seventh grader from San Antonio, Texas for four years, helping her cope with epilepsy and giving her a furry shoulder to lean on, and now he’s officially headed to the eighth grade with his doting master, Rachel.

-Via Laughing Squid

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AT-AT Sculpture Made Out Of Broken Skateboard Decks

Skaters know that breaking your deck, or dozens of decks depending on how hard you grind, is an inevitable part of the pastime.

But what do you do with all those broken wooden boards? Some keep them as a record of their skateboarding adventures, but one radical dude named Derek Keenan has come up with a totally gnarly way to recycle those busted decks- he created a large AT-AT sculpture out of the wreckage.

Derek created this incredibly cool wooden AT-AT for an art show put on by Vans shoes and Santa Cruz Skateboards to promote their new Star Wars themed lines, complete with an $1980 price tag that only a Sith lord can afford!

-Via GeekTyrant


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Game of Rogues - Darkest Fantasy Knight


Game of Rogues by Ninjaink

When you play a game of chess you try to think three moves ahead, play a game involving thrones and you try to outwit those who would usurp you, but when you play a game of rogues it's all wild cards, riddles and jokers trying to bring your empire of justice down.

Add a little darkness to your geeky wardrobe with this Game of Rogues t-shirt by Ninjaink and show your support for your favorite brooding superhero's war against crime.

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Rocket Nouveau Vitruvian Cop Prime Hunter What Does McCloud Say?

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Yes, Now Quit Asking Me! - Let The Snowman Go


YES, Now Quit Asking Me! by Tom Bancroft

"Do you wanna build a snowman?" sounds like a really benign, normal question, but when you ask the same person the same question over and over again, like a CD frozen on the same song lyric, you just want to grab them by the shoulders and yell "YES, now quit asking me!", but all that seems to come out is "Let it go..."

Stay cool this summer and make a bold statement at the same time with this Yes, Now Quit Asking Me! t-shirt by Tom Bancroft, it's stone cold hilarious!

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Lil' Guardians Fro-tastic Four Icey Yodal The OTHER Mermaid

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