It's common knowledge that our world resides on a disc which is held aloft by elephants riding on a giant turtle's back as he hurtles through space at an alarming rate, but for those who don't know, or can't quite understand, the Turtle Cosmology theory there's this brightly colored and easy to grasp t-shirt. It should be all you need to share what you believe to be common knowledge with those who are far less knowledgeable, but be forewarned- this shirt may cause verbal conflicts to arise between you, the intelligent wearer of this teaching shirt, and those idiots who believe they live on a round planet!
Spread some fantasy knowledge with this Turtle Cosmology (Teaching The Controversy) t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, and wear the wisdom of that disc shaped world on your chest!
It's the ultimate battle of the stars amongst the stars for the fate of the stars, as alien life forms face off in a deathmatch sure to leave the audience splattered with green blood and some sort of glowing goo. Will a fierce hunter predator be able to best a master of the force? Can a dome headed fiend with tentacle arms and a toothy grin take down a rolling trash can with a plunger arm and a laser cannon eye? These far out matches and more can be experienced firsthand when you play Ultimate Alien Deathmatch!
Add some sci-fi game to your geeky wardrobe with this Ultimate Alien Deathmatch t-shirt by StationJack, it's got all the old school cool of your favorite fighting game selection screen and stars all of your favorite beings from science fiction, all in one super comfy tee!
The human brain is like one big puzzle, and when the pieces of that puzzle begin to fall into place the world starts to make a lot more sense, but along with this neatly stacked order comes the chaos of the unknown. That is where the feeling of self doubt resides, the part of the matrix where the pieces fall too fast or turn too soon to make a solid fit, the pits where the layer gaps begin to affect your ability to move forward to the next level. So what is a gamer to do when these gaps start to wreak havoc on the game board in their minds? Stay calm and let the pieces continue to fall, and if you concentrate on filling in those gaps and breaking through those barriers row by row you'll be able to achieve a mental high score!
Bring some game to your geeky wardrobe with this Free Your Mind t-shirt by Pacalin, it's what has been missing from your closet all these years!
He is the darkness that befalls bad people, the shadow that is cast upon evildoers as they're caught in the act, he is the Toothless Knight and he's coming to make the world a safer place for dragons and their trainers. Toothless didn't start out wanting to become a hero, but the isolation of being one of the last of his kind coupled with his newfound desire to make his trainer and friend Hiccup happy has caused Toothless to spring into action against those who spread injustice throughout the world. Beware villains, for you won't hear the Toothless Knight coming until it is too late...
Bring some animated adventure to your geeky wardrobe with this The Toothless Knight t-shirt by mdk7, and declare your love of dragons and dark knights at the same time!
It was the shot heard 'round the pop culture world, and the defendant Han claims it was all in self defense, but that weasley little Rodian knows better. He's rallying the people and getting his "Han Shot First" petition signed by any and all who believe in his cause, because background folks are sick and tired of being bullied by those main characters. Just because you have more screen time, are more likeable, and actually get to say more than three words in a movie doesn't mean you can go around blasting whoever you want! People get shot in wars, not while hanging around a cantina, so join the Rodian cause today and prevent these Solo related tragedies from happening all over the universe!
Bring a touch of intergalactic politics to your geeky wardrobe with this Rodian Petition t-shirt by Saqman, it's the fun way to show your support of an imaginary cause!
If thre's something strange in your neighborhood park who ya gonna call? Well, don't call Mordecai or Rigby, they're busy gaming and goofing off and they probably won't really want to help out anyway. You could call Skips, who will probably just hang up on you angrily, or Pops, who will be so happy you called he'll talk your ear off for half an hour, or you can cut to the chase and give Muscle Man a call. High Five Ghost is his best bud after all, so if any one can kindly inform him that he's scaring people with his ghostliness it's Mitch!
Bring some regular fun to your geeky wardrobe with this REGULAR GHOST? t-shirt by ALIENBIKER23, and people will be high fiving you everywhere you go!
Wesen come in all shapes and sizes, but there's one kind you don't want to cross unless you're ready to leave the world of the living- the Blutbaden. They're the original lone wolves, the guys who love to howl at the moon and run with the pack, or at least they used to when they were free to be themselves in the old world. Now that they're forced to hide under a veil of normalcy they've discovered things about themselves that they never knew before, like they don't mind preying on other animals instead of humans, and they actually enjoy helping Grimms catch rogue Wesen, if only because it keeps them on the winning side...
Share your knowledge of the rare and mysterious Blutbad with this Loyal Friend Savage Foe t-shirt by Grady Graphics, and spread the word that some of them aren't so big and bad after all!
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When Gru purchased the Banana Stand from a particularly shifty fellow named Bluth he thought it would be a good way to keep the minions occupied while he worked on more important matters like stealing the moon or making the perfect taco cannon, but as it turns out the Banana Stand was a bad idea. The minions liked working there a little too much, but they didn't like the idea of trading their frozen banana treats for pieces of paper and shiny coins, so the Stand soon became a hotbed of minion revolution. Tempers flared, bananas began to fly, and little minions were arrested by the dozens, which interrupted the development of the Taco-Zooka 2000 and made Gru look like an awfully careless employer!
Add some deliciously geeky humor to your wardrobe with this Mini In The Banana Stand t-shirt by In Stank We Trust, it'll take your style from BeeBo to aklfjdaklsdjf
They're not the main characters, and they're well aware they were included in the film for comic relief, but they live in a frozen kingdom where there's very little to do so they were chomping at the bit to play any part they could in the production! Olaf was pretty much allowed to be himself, while Sven was told he should refrain from speaking English because the thought of a reindeer talking like a human might scare younger audiences, an idea he found ridiculous since the film featured a talking snowman! However, Elsa was the queen after all, and she has a wicked temper, so Sven kept his lines short and grunty, until filming was over for the day and he and Olaf could go back to being the most unlikely pair of best buds ever featured in an animated feature!
Friendship comes in all shapes, sizes and colors, just like this Vintage Icey Bromance t-shirt by Gilles Bone! Pick one up and keep your torso warm all winter long.
Mario was hired to clean out the pipes underneath some guy named Gru's super secret lair, so while he was down there he couldn't help but do a bit of snooping around. He discovered that little yellow beings called minions worked for Gru, helping him hatch a master plan to take over the world, and Mario found those minions to be so funny that he wanted to join in on their nonsense games. Mario dug around and came across a minion suit that fit him like a glove, so he slipped it on and felt the power of the minion coursing through his veins. He was suddenly extremely hungry for bananas, found that he spoke their strange language, and learned that the life of a minion isn't all laughter and gibberish- sometimes these little guys turn purple and wig out...
Happiness is wearing this Banana Power-Up t-shirt by DC Visual Arts while playing your favorite video game or watching your favorite animated movie, minion speak dictionary not included.
He's got a face only a mother could love, or at least we assume he does since he's always wearing that strange mask of his, but if you're looking for good looks you should look elsewhere, like to his gal pal Julie. But if you're looking for some serious muscle, someone who can crush those creeps keeping you up at night then the Maxx is defiintely your guy! He's so big and scary that just wearing his toothy masked visage on your shirt should help protect you from Mr. Gone and the Isz which are always around him, but if you're ever feeling trapped with nowhere else to turn remember there's always that outback in your mind...
Keep your torso protected at all times with this Maxx and Crossbones t-shirt by Dann Matthews, it's the fun way to show the world you like your comic books cerebral and surreal!
Since the show introduced the Showcase Showdown's current form in 1972 the value of the prizes have gone up considerably, and nowadays it's not uncommon for a contestant to walk away with a prize package valued at over twenty thousand dollars.
To say Neo-Nazis are loathed and hated by most is an understatement, but they’ve become accustomed to physical assaults and death threats like mice are becoming immune to poison, so new methods are needed for handling these hateful bigots.
For 25 years a Neo-Nazi group has been using the German town of Wunsiedel as the location for their annual rally, much to the townsfolks chagrin, but this year the townies got their revenge- by tricking the Neo-Nazis into raising money for an anti-Nazi charity.
Contributions for Exit Deutschland were pledged based on how far each Neo-Nazi marched, and signs were posted all around the charity course urging them on and informing them they were now marching to get rid of their own kind.
At the end of the day ten thousand Euros were raised for Exit Deutschland and the Nazi group was made to look foolish, sounds like a win-win situation to me!
Bobby sometimes wondered why he kept running around with those Winchester brothers, especially because between the two of 'em you'd have a hard time making one brain, but when the supernatural stuff hit the fan those boys were there for ol' Bobby. Even though Bobby has been gone for a while both Sam and Dean swear they can hear him calling them both idjits from beyond the grave, although it's usually just Crowley tryin' ta get under their skin by trying to sound like poor old Bobby...
Show the world you have a supernatural sense of smile, and a delightfully dark sense of humor, with this Idjits t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the fantastic way to show your love for a fallen TV hero!
Ron was once referred to as a recreation loving butterfly trapped in a net by the Parks department, and despite his attempt to get fired he has been promoted many times since his capture.Swanson is like a moustachioed masterpiece, perfected in the 1980s and carried through life by his passion for woodworking and a desire to one day eat his body weight in steak. You can't spell old school without Ron Swanson, well, you can but why would you want to?!
Take your geeky style back to the 80s with this Retro Swanson t-shirt by Bamboota, it's the stylin' way to show your love of classic TV comedies and their timeless characters!
Everyone has been wondering what happened to all of those dinosaurs since that one Jurassic era park closed down, a question which is easy to answer- they've been in the park. It's not a fancy park full of electrified fences, automated defenses and guided tours, no this park is just for swinging, and see sawing, and carouseling like you used to do in the good old days! This park is a million times more fun for the dinosaurs, less harmful for humans provided they stay out, and full of playground equipment that should keep those dinos busy until the next ice age rolls in!
Get into the swing of things with this Dino Park t-shirt by Naolito, it's the perfect thing to wear while playing in your local park or taking in an epic dinosaur flick.
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The holidays are a good time for socializing, and that often means imbibing no matter how you choose to have a good time. Have fun, enjoy the holidays with friends, just make sure you don't partake of too much holiday cheer or you can kiss your heroic reputation goodbye! Seeing pop culture superstars hammered, buzzed, baked, trashed or faced is almost like seeing Santa without his beard and wig on, but don't worry little ones! They'll be right as rain in the morning, after they're done sleeping off last night's bad decisions.
Tis the season for celebration with friends, holiday cheer and this amazingly funny Hammered, Buzzed, Baked, Trash & S%#$ Faced t-shirt by Captain RibMan, pick one up and spread some ho-ho-hos among your fellow fans of funny!
The holidays are a bit different in the town of Silent Hill, because Santa can't get through the thick cloud of fog that hangs over the city at all times, and even if he could he wouldn't stand a chance against that thing with the metal pyramid on his head! The only gift you can find on the Hill is the gift of everlasting fear, and an overwhelming dread that will make every day a holiday in hell. They say people lose their minds around the holidays, well if you're trapped in Silent Hill you'd better hope that's true!
Bring a little darkness to those brightly colored holiday sweater shirts with this Silent Night Ugly Christmas Sweater t-shirt by Gordon Brebner Designs, and be thankful you only have to spend the holidays with your family!
Tired of being talked to and treated like little girls, the trio decided to take the power back and puff up their powerful reputation with a little naughtiness. Poison Oakina began to blossom the amazing ability to talk to plants, while the one they used to treat like a warm cup of butter showed she had claws and liked to scratch. But what about the bubbles? She was busy being bubbly, but she'd added a bit of battiness to her personality and now wanted to be called Quinn...
The city of townsville has a new set of superpowered problems thanks to this super cute Supervillain Girls t-shirt by Mandrie, slip one on and you'll feel like a geeky fashion hero!
These guys might not look like they know how to party, but the sourpuss faces are just poses they use for the cameras, and behind the red curtain these Socialists love to socialize! Oh wait, they're Communist aren't they? Isn't that the same thing? Ask Castro when he's had a few too many and he'll just nod and laugh awkwardly, but get a drunken Stalin started on the subject and he'll blab your ear off all night! Lenin likes to keep his dignity, so he parties like the world police are outside the door and keeps things low key, while Marx is the kinda guy you find passed out in the corner with a lampshade on his head and a sickle stuck in the wall behind him. But what about Mao you say? Mao's busy trying to say tongue!
Show your love of political parties with this The Communist Party (Original) t-shirt by tomburns, and show the world even stuffy old Commies can get their drank on!
She was once forced to act normal by her moustachioed meanie of a father Bob Belcher, but Louise is now well past her breaking point and loving every minute of it. Everyone had always thought of Louise as a bit off, what with the bunny ears and those fantastic adventures she was always dreaming up, but when she cracked up she cracked up good! Both Gene and Tina knew something was off about poor Louise, but when she said she wanted to follow in her father's footsteps her whole family let out a gasp! Then Gene let loose with a fart sound from his keyboard, and they all had a good laugh about it! What will the future hold for Bob's no longer little Burger Girl? Only Louise, and her little friend Kuchi Kopi, know for sure...
Don't tank up on your favorite beverage, save your money for this Burger Girl t-shirt by Kgullholmen instead, your torso will thank me later!
They believed they could fly in the face of impending doom and reverse the tide of their fortune, like artists retouching a painting with their brushes they would slice, hack and chop their way to freedom and a future. The titans had no such need of human things such as hope or fortune, their lives were ruled by baser motivations, and they were the free threatening the freedom of normal sized humans after all. With the belief that anyone can bring down a mountain if they know how, and a strong instinct for survival, the Cadets were flying for freedom and hoping to avoid being swatted down before they hit their mark.
Bring the art of fantasy warfare to your geeky wardrobe with this Flying For Freedom t-shirt by Dr. Monekers, it's a gracefully gruesome masterpiece!
Christmas time is always a good time for gamers, because we get new games both good and bad as gifts and get to play our hearts out all through the holiday season. Back in the day it was no different, and there was something extra exciting about opening up a console game in the 80s because chances were none of your friends had it yet, so you got to be the first in your group to give it a go, and your fellow gamer friends awaited your verdict on that 2600 game they'd heard so much about. The one about invaders from space is pretty fun, but that extra terrestrial game not so much, but nothing beats jumping around and dodging pitfalls with your blockheaded pal Pete!
Show some love for the awesome feeling of opening up a present containing a new video game with this Games of Christmas Past t-shirt by Retro Review, it'll make you feel like a kid again!
Forget about those other three wise men from that really popular old book, these three wise senseis have wisdom based on experience and epic adventures to share with their chosen teenage disciples. Ninja master Splinter brings wisdom from the animal world, and understands the fragility of life for man and mutant. The little green master has a force within him that is growing stronger every day, and his small size belies the fact that he's a mighty warrior poet, always ready to wield a saber or a snappy saying. And lastly comes Miyagi, the bonsai loving master of karate who manages to teach moves, and impart wisdom, while keeping a sense of humor about the whole thing. And they said watching too many movies would rot your brain!
The Real 3 Wise Men t-shirt by Kellabell9 is the ultimate way to share the wisdom of the geeky world while looking snazzy at the same time!
Video games are already pretty awesome, but what happens when they get mashed up with another video game or pop culture franchise? You get ten times the awesome in the form of a video that's super fun to watch and would probably be even more fun to play as an actual game!
Here are ten or so mighty funny video game mashup videos, some of which may contain NSFW language:
1. Pony Fortress- Teamwork is Magic-
What could make the kooky crew from the Team Fortress franchise even more fun? How about some cute little ponies courtesy of Sayer Raider's Pony Fortress 2- Teamwork is Magic!:
Television shows that are lucky(?) enough to get their own spinoff series are guaranteed to look better by proxy when the spinoff series comes out, because let's face it- a vast majority of spinoff series are just plain awful.
Here are ten examples of how bad a television show spin off series can be:
Mr. and Mrs. Roper were pretty funny characters when interacting with Jack, Janet and Chrissy, but on their own they just didn't have the ha-has to carry an entire show. The Ropers is far from the worst show on the list, and even though it lacked the comedic chemistry found in Three's Company, it lasted for two seasons.
The Hoff likes to play larger than life characters, and playing Mitch Buchannon as a lowly lifeguard simply didn't thrill him, so Mitch started moonlighting as a private investigator with his cop friend and some other detective types and Baywatch Nights was born.
Baywatch Nights tried to be so cool, so dangerous and sexy, but the lack of bikinis and hokey dialog left audiences looking for a way back to the Bay. The show slipped further down the ratings toilet when they tried to add a supernatural element to the show in season 2, but Hoff's heroic sexy detective show didn't stand a ghost of a chance.
The Brady Bunch was such a popular show that it gave birth to a whole host of spawn spin offs, and a few made-for-TV movies, one of which was called The Brady Girls Get Married, which led to the creation of the sitcom The Brady Brides.
Are you able to keep up with this winding Brady television family tree? The Brady Brides was a total flop and only lasted ten episodes, but that didn't stop producers from taking another stab at bringing back Brady eight years later.
This time around it was a mini-series called The Bradys, and it was reformatted as a drama, what with the kids all grown up and experiencing the trials and tribulations of adult life and whatnot.
It served as a reminder that much of the Brady's appeal lay in the comedic moments on the show, and drama didn't really suit them at all.
Everyone thought the "how you doin'" bit was funny on Friends, and Joey seemed like a loveable enough character when surrounded by the rest of the Central Perk gang, but when he was given his own show we discovered just how poorly constructed Joey's character really was.
Joey Tribbiani had a totally two dimensional personality on his own, and his whole "dumb but lovable guy trying to figure out stuff like love and relationships" routine didn't appeal to audiences, so Joey's card was pulled midway through the second season.
Theres was a love affair that was simply meant to be, two seriously hard to spot singles with Where in their titles, so it's no mystery why they fell in love. The real mystery is how Carmen and Waldo managed to find each other in a world full of characters getting in their way, but where they found each other turned out to be pretty straightforward as well- San Diego!
Share their love with the world, bring home this They Found Each Other! t-shirt by Coinbox Tees and keep geeky romance alive!
Streaming media has totally changed the world of filmmaking, allowing anyone who makes a movie to share their creation with the world…and actually have people watch it.
Spending 10+ dollars on an unknown movie in theaters is a gamble most people aren’t willing to take, but with streaming media you can spend as little as zero bucks to watch an independent film that didn’t make it into theaters but is still worthy of a watching.
The Apostle is a stop motion horror film by Fernando Cortizo truly worth the two dollars it costs to rent on the film's official website.
The film is full of eye candy for stop motion fans, as the puppets and sets are truly spectacular, and the film is a good example of how important streaming media is to independent filmmakers like Fernando.