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Meet The Laziest Delivery Guy Ever In "JohnnyExpress"

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Being a delivery man in the future looks a little too easy, like they should have replaced you with a robot or remote control drone long ago level of easy, and while lazy deliveryman Johnny is busy dreaming his life away he inadvertently finds himself on a collision course with his destiny.

Okay, so maybe it's not as epic as all that, but JohnnyExpress by Kyungmin Woo for Alfred Image Works is one sharp looking animated short, a gem that could easily be expanded into a series of shorts, and Johnny is such a likably lazy fellow he could easily be played by Ron Swanson or a cat...or a cat that looks like Ron Swanson.

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A House Of Horror Awaits You In "Vienna Waits For You"

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Horror movie baddies come in all shapes and sizes, but there’s one form of monster that nobody ever seems to see for what it really is, one unassuming structure that lies in wait for its next victim to move in.

The monster house is one of the most underrated villains in the horror genre, and movies like the House series and Monster House have used the spooky domicile with horrifically comedic effect, bringing the dark nature of horror home.

Vienna Waits For You is a horror comedy short by Glaciar Films, directed by Dominik Hartl, that shows why you should always have a priest on hand when you move into a new house!

-Via Laughing Squid

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Marvel Superheroes Reimagined As Clone Troopers

When you’re a clone trooper conformity is key, and your shiny white armor is not to be tampered with under penalty of Sith law, but if they were allowed to customize their casing they’d be a lot easier to tell apart!

If the Kaminoan armorsmiths that create clone trooper armor started reading Marvel comics they might design some suits that look like these superheroic illustrations by Jonathan Bolerjack, the ultimate standouts in a sea full of shiny plastoid.

Jonathan does a great job of making the mashup feel natural, even in the case of Hulk's massively oversized armor, and they're all so shiny that any clone trooper would be proud to take a blaster bolt to the chest while wearing on of these stylish suits.

-Via GeekTyrant


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Porcelain Sculptures That Look Like Pencil Drawings

At a glance the works of Katharine Morling look like scratchy sketches of everyday objects, but upon closer inspection, if you can take a closer look, you’ll find that they’re actually a bunch of delightfully unique porcelain sculptures.

Katharine's mini masterpieces have that illustrative look about them thanks to the meticulous outlines she paints onto each piece, and when they’re photographed against a white background with the proper lighting the hand drawn illusion is complete.

-Via The Awesomer


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Green Shadow - The Hero In The Hood


Green Shadow by Bomdesignz

Those who have seen him in action say he moves throught the night like a green shadow, flashing out from behind cover, letting loose a volley of arrows, then disappearing again as fast as he'd first appeared. His vendetta against crime is legendary, his fashion sense iconic, but one thing stood out most in the minds of his enemies- the color green.

Superheroic adventure and mystery abound when you sport this Green Shadow t-shirt by Bomdesignz, but it may compromise your secret identity!

Visit Bomdesignz's official website, Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fantastic designs:

PIKA-TRACY Astronaut Over The Moon Browncoats Beer I Survived The Red Wedding

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Everyday Is Taco Day - Sounds Like A Delicious Week!


Everyday is Taco Day by fishbiscuit

Taco Tuesday is a passing fad, real taco lovers know that any day of the week is a great time to crunch into a tasty taco. Whether you're walkin', sittin', boot scootin', dancin', romancin', or even sleepwalkin' in a trance you know tacos are where it's at!

If you're a fan of the almighty taco then you'll love this Everyday is Taco Day t-shirt by fishbiscuit, it's such a delicious design that people who spot you wearing this fun shirt will be inspired to start their own daily taco tradition.

Visit fishbiscuit's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to her Neatoshop for more delicious designs:

Not A Moon The Coffee Chain Dodgeball Survivor True Candidate

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Hail Me! - Aren't You A Cute Lil Supervillain!


Hail me! by Daniel Sotomayor

Awwww, look at that cute little logo! He just wants to be loved, and hailed, even though he acts like a multi-headed hydra bent on destruction and terror. You cut one of his cute little tentacles off and he grows five more, all even cuter than before! He's just looking for attention, and some superheroic hugs...

Declare your allegiance to the cutest supervillain squad ever with this Hail Me! t-shirt by Daniel Sotomayor, throw it on and see how many fellow hydra fans come out of the shadows and show their true colors...

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MEGA - Where Man Meets Software


MEGA by djkopet

Oh man, just hearing the name of his games would make your thumbs ache, and when you slotted those cartridges in and hit the power button you knew things were about to get MEGA. His name says it all, and his games were super hard to beat unless you were a MEGA gamer and didn't give up until you'd beaten every last incarnation of MAN.

He's a sci-fi hero whether he's in a self-titled video game or inside the software world of a mainframe computer fighting for his virtual life, and now he's the star of his own MEGA t-shirt by djkopet, wear it and you'll achieve a wardrobe high score!

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Three Wise Villains - Bad Girls Fear No Evil


Three Wise Villains by SwanStar Designs

Three bad gals, see how they scowl, seeing their faces will make you repent, they're tired of hearing your cries of torment, speak of their crimes and your life will be spent, three bad gals...

These animated ladies make being bad look so good, and if you're a fan of the cartoon dark side you'll love this Three Wise Villains t-shirt by SwanStar Designs, it's the perfect shirt to wear while poisoning apples or taking over your favorite theme park.

Visit SwanStar Designs's official website, Tumblr, and Facebook, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more wickedly cool designs:

Bring Me His Hearts Tardis Spectrum Take The Blue Box Trouble At Trenzalore

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Classy Quotes - Let Them Eat Scotch!


Classy Quotes by Tom Trager

Ron kept the News Team classy with his sweet 'stache, his glass of scotchy scotch and his classic quips that brought a bit of burgundy to the San Diego news. Some people felt Ron was a bit much, but with his Team by his side, the love of a good dog and a sweet jazz flute solo in his heart Ron couldn't care less.

Add a classy, text heavy bit of color to your geeky wardrobe with this Classy Quotes t-shirt by Tom Trager, scotch and moustache not included.

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The Chosen One Obey The Mother of Dragons You Win or You Die The Game Is On

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The Dark Side of the Meth - Breaking The Musical Mold


The Dark Side of the Meth by Drazhen

Breaking ninety percent purity is hard, but break ninety five percent and people will suddenly start treating you like a rockstar overnight. A little musical inspiration doesn't hurt when you're working your chemical magic like a legendary alchemist, and there's nothing like a little Dark Side when you're looking to be inspired.

Classic rock albums and criminal chemists collide on this The Dark Side of the Meth t-shirt by Drazhen, perfect for long nights in the RV or days hangin' with some friends listenin' to some Floyd.

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The Planet of the Kong - A World Gone Ape


The Planet of the Kong by Alberto Arni

Their worst nightmare had come true- the followers of Kong had won the battle for Arcadia, and all humanoid heroes had either been killed, or enslaved to fill the barrels and stoke the fires. They were but two moustache sporting plumbers, what were they going to do without their magic mushrooms and fire flowers? This whole planet had gone ape, and it was up to the Bros. to show how super their skills with the mallet had become...

Mankind's last hope against the power of a gorilla named Donkey is this The Planet of the Kong t-shirt by Alberto Arni, wear it proudly in defiance of video game tyranny!

Visit Alberto's official website and Facebook page, then visit his NeatoShop page for more out of this world shirts:

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Dark Power - For Those About To Rock The Kingdom, We Salute You


Dark Power by Samiel

Rock on you dark master, with your wicked sense of style and evil power. You keep the stories interesting, giving the heroes a run for their money and bringing rulers of fantastic kingdoms to their knees. You're all so totally heavy metal, which is why we salute you!

Keep the dark side of rock and roll alive with this Dark Power t-shirt by Samiel, perfect to wear to a rock concert, movie premiere or while you're storming the nearest castle.

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Hello Arya Spiral Detective Xeno Evolution Rock Paper Scissors

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The Legend Of Hodor - It's Dangerous To Go Alone!


The Legend of Hodor by Olipop

Oh dear dumb Hodor, you mean well but, man, are you ever the unlikeliest of heroes, reminiscent of a much larger, and much hairier, Link as he began his journey to save the fair princess. If it weren't for that pint-sized psychic powerhouse strapped to your back you would have been devoured by direwolves long ago.

Show the world you're the strong yet silent type with this The Legend of Hodor t-shirt by Olipop, it's the perfect attire for playing games, sitting on thrones and enjoying a night out with fellow Hodor fans.

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Poignant Portraits Of Retired Polish Clowns

(Images Via Rafal Milach)

The saying “once a clown, always a clown” aptly describes the art of clowning because it comes straight from the heart for those who see it as more than just an outfit to wear while twisting balloons.

For over 40 years those who wanted to study clowning in Poland went to the Julinek school, which operated like a giant circus in the middle of Kampinoski National Park. The park has been closed for over a decade now, and many of the clowns who once squeaked around the school are now retired as well.

Photographer Rafal Milach captures poignant portraits of these retired Polish clowns in their homes, and occasionally in the ruins of the school itself, in a series called "Disappearing Circus" which is full of raw emotion and just a touch of creepiness.

-Via AnimalNY

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Super-Legit Totally Not Bootlegged Toys

What is it about bootleg toys, those wonderfully wrong and totally funky knockoffs, that makes them so appealing?

Is it the bizarre mashup universes they live in? Is it the crazy names the ripoff artists coin to make their cheap toys appeal to kids looking for the real thing? Is it the fact that in the world of the knockoff it doesn't matter if ninja turtles ride horses or Sith lords act as galaxy cops?

Whatever the appeal bootleg toys are fun to look at, cheap to buy, and always full of hilariously strange elements worthy of a chuckle or two, like naming a toy robot "God Jesus" or the name Batman emblazoned across a package that clearly contains a Superman figure.

Check out these Super Legit Totally Not Bootlegged Toys, brought to you by The Soup.


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Remember 1988 - A Fun Look Back At 80s Pop Culture

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1988 was a fun year to be alive and over five- great movies like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Young Guns and Big came out in theaters, musical acts like Morrissey and INXS released iconic albums, Garfield and Friends and Kevin Arnold's Wonder Years were on the small screen, and video games just kept getting better in terms of graphics quality and gameplay.

Nerd out on the year 1988 in this pop culture compilation video created by Simon Peterson called Remember 1988, the latest in a long string of Remember videos Simon has created that fill you in on the important stuff if you weren't alive or aware, and give you a healthy dose of nostalgia if you remember the 80s fondly.

-Via Laughing Squid


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Ten Authors Who Have Disowned Their Own Books

In a perfect world an author would adore every book they'd ever written, but when there are books in their publishing past written simply for a paycheck, or books that contain elements they no longer want to see in print, even the proudest writer is inclined to disown a story or three.

Did you know Anthony Burgess says A Clockwork Orange is "A novel I am prepared to repudiate", or that Stephen King successfully got his Richard Bachman novel Rage pulled from store shelves so it doesn't inspire kids to shoot up schools?

io9 has put together a collection of 10 Great Authors Who Disowned Their Own Books, which is a must read for anyone curious about which books famous authors didn't want you to read!


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Deliciously Cute Skull And Candy Assemblages

The assemblage works of Cristina Burns are guaranteed to be the cutest skeleton based art photos you’ll see all day, unless you subscribe to a site called Cuddly Calaveras, in which case you’ve seen enough cute skulls to last a lifetime!

The Italian artist and photographer has a knack for combining cute and morbid visual elements in a manner pleasing to the eye and appealing to the tastebuds of sugarholics like myself.

Cristina's brightly colored candy and skull assemblages would look right at home on the ofrenda table during Dia de los Muertos, and the usage of fresh flowers, candy and plastic skeleton parts makes for a fun photo series with an infinite number of comical and colorful combinations.

-Via Dangerous Minds

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Disney's New 3D Printing Technology Turns Any Object Into A Speaker

3D printing has reached a point where people are looking to do more than just print things in plastic, so we now have food printers, doctors are printing out bones, and most recently a technology developed by Disney Research interaction designer Ivan Poupyrev that turns any object into a speaker. Here’s how it works:

Technically, this means that any object around us would be able to “talk”

To apply this technology, we have to thread a wire that carries an “electrical impulse of sound” through the object, before covering it with electrodes in order to charge “its skin with the potential to create sound”.

Ivan’s advancement could lead to some incredibly immersive experiences, like the ability to cover entire surfaces of walls and objects with speakers, or turning fashion accessories into mini speakers so you can share your favorite tunes with the world.

-Via DesignTAXI


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The Nerdiest Explanation For The Lack Of Female Star Wars Characters

Many women are up in arms about the lack of characters in the world of Star Wars, in other words they’re looking for geeky icons of their own and coming up short, which is a fair point.

This used to be explained away with sales, stating that it was simply a matter of marketing towards a target audience, but nowadays there’s really no excuse not to include female characters in sci-fi franchises like Star Wars.

The discussion has been re-kindled by the casting announcement for Star Wars Episode VII, which only included one female character, and that has caused people to revisit the strange Star Wars theory set out last Octoer by author Matthew Gladstone last October dubbed the Hive Theory.

Short explanation: There are no humans in Star Wars.

-Via Topless Robot


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This Is What Tattooing Looks Like In Slow Motion

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Tattoos can look amazing when they're done right, look like a train wreck when the gun is handed to an unskilled amateur, and they’re meant to last forever so whether you regret them or not, grow out of them or never stop loving your ink, they’re always going to be with you.

Tattooing is a process by which ink is punched into the skin with a needle hundreds, if not thousands, of times, and when you watch a tattoo being created in slow motion it may send shivers down your spine.

Tattoo artists GueT Deep created this slo-mo video showing a tattoo being applied to the skin, one agonizingly slow needle slam at a time.

-Via AnimalNY


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Good Samaritan Turns Trash Into Mobile Homes For The Homeless

(Images by Brian J. Reynolds)

Recycling is a good act in itself, at least as far as the planet is concerned, so when you use recycled materials to construct cute little portable houses for the homeless does that make it the totally best thing ever done with recyclable waste?

Kind-hearted builder Gregory Kloehn definitely thinks so, and his Homeless Homes project is providing cool little mobile domiciles to homeless people in Oakland, California, which he creates using materials gathered while dumpster-diving in industrial neighborhoods.

Gregory’s custom homes are around the size of a sofa, and they all come on wheels with a charming look that often retains the look and texture of the source material.

-Via Bored Panda

(Previously On Neatorama- Turning A Dumpster Into A Functional Home)


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Breakdancing Monks Show Off Their Skills For MCA-DAY

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Breakdancing is really hard for people to learn who are used to counting their steps and holding their partners hands, but when you’re a Buddhist monk who has spent his life studying martial arts, and keeping your body in peak physical condition, breakdancing sorta comes naturally.

The monks in this video aren’t actually Buddhist monks, but they bust out with some impressive b-boy skills nevertheless, showing mad love for the fallen Beastie Boy MCA (Adam Yauch) who died on May 4, 2012.

May 4th has become an unofficial holiday in New York called MCA-DAY, and last year a park in Brooklyn Heights was dedicated to Yauch, but this year's breakdancing monk-stravaganza seems a more fitting tribute to MCA, who was a practicing Buddhist.

-Via Gothamist

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Dizzying Optical Illusion Freestyle Bike Course

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Freestyle bike courses can be long and rampy, or full of crazy ledges and mini-ramps packed into a tighter, faster space, but when you add an optical illusion paint job you’ve got a freestyle bike course that looks like a dizzying level from a video game.

This mind boggling 3D illusion course was created by Red Bull, and fixed gear freestyle rider Josh Boothby was chosen to ride on this course that doesn't look quite as crazy from the ground, but when it's viewed through a camera lens 30 feet above the course it looks like Josh is riding through the most maddening Marble Madness level ever created.


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Growing Up In Arcades 1979-1989

Once upon a time kids spent a hell of a lot of time, and money, filling their eyes with pixels and their ears with beeps and boops at local video arcades, which were like heaven on earth to diehard gamers like myself.

Kids who grew up in the 80s often found everything their little hearts desired in arcades, from friendships to snack bars to prizes, as savvy owners cashed in on the trend that gave kids around the world Pac-Man Fever.

A fun new Flickr pool called Growing Up In Arcades:1979-1989 is helping gamers relive those glory days with photos taken at arcades, theme restaurants like Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre and Showbiz Pizza Palace, and anywhere you could find "vintage games in the wild" back in the neon colored 1980s.

-Via Dangerous Minds


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Game Of Thrones Pick-Up Lines

When you come from a land like Westeros, which is full of brutality, slavery and the threat of death by dragon or frozen zombie, you don’t have time to master the subtle art of the pick up line. You need a more direct way to meet members of the opposite sex, ways to cut to the chase and show your prey that you're hungry like the wolf.

Imgur user GarthAlgar has come up with some rather creative ways to woo the apple of your eye in a series called (appropriately enough) Game of Thrones Pick-Up Lines, which includes gems like "Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them" and of course "Hodor? Hodor." because Hodor.

-Via Nerdist


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Infamous Dictators Being Comforted By Stuffed Animals

Dictators like Castro, Hussein and Gaddafi don’t seem like the kind of guys who seek comfort from  stuffed animals when they’re feeling picked on and unloved, but Chunlong Sun’s hilarious photo series “Celebrity” reveals their dark plushie secrets. 

These are the “forbidden portraits” of the infamous, the skeletons in their dictatorial closets that they don’t want their enemies to discover, the humanizing moments that undermine their ability to rule with an iron fist.

Sometimes you need an army to solve your personal problems, but sometimes all it takes is a little cuddle time with your favorite plush toy!

-Via Laughing Squid


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Cross Stitch Street Art On Chain Link Fences

Pixel art meets chainlink fence in these street art works by Urban X Stitch, who has been adding a bit of creative color to fences all over Lyon, France in the form of cross stitched pixel art murals.

Like Yarnbombing, the techniques used to create these soft artworks have their origins in the needle arts, and the simple existence of urban cross stitching seems to completely undermine the position by some that street art is created by vandals and criminals.

Urban X Stitch's works are full of colorful cartoon characters, and are sure to put a smile on the faces of those who come across these fence brightening cross stitches around town.

-Via DesignTAXI


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Beautiful Photos Of Coney Island In The 1960s

When many people hear the name Coney Island they think of beachside fun, amusement park rides and sideshow acts, but personally the Warriors always seems to spring to mind, and then the whole place seems somehow terrifying.

Truth is, Coney Island is both entertaining and frightening, charming and creepy in a uniquely Coney way, and back in the day it was the go-to destination for many New Yorkers looking for a mini vacay, and boy do those vintage hotspots make for great photo ops!

The photos in this particular series were taken by shutterbug Aaron Rose in the 1960s, part of an exhibition showing at the Museum of the City of New York called “In A World Of Their Own: Coney Island Photographs By Aaron Rose”.

-Via AnimalNY

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