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Dark Knightmare - Even Superheroes Have Bad Dreams

Dark Knightmare by Harantula

The day that joker unleashed a wave of deadly laughing gas attacks across the city was the day he had officially gone too far. Caped and full of the flames of vengeance, the knight who had chosen to protect the city found himself under fire for the gas attacks, and he knew that chuckling criminal clown had to be stopped at all costs.

Would he awaken from this dark knightmare unscathed, or would his mind succumb to the twisted whim of the clown prince?

It takes a hero to defend a city against a murderous madman, but it only takes a keen eye for geeky fashion to appreciate this Dark Knightmare t-shirt by Harantula, it's the perfect shirt to wear while doing the Batusi!

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Spider's Nightmare Forest Dream Jack's Nightmare Captain Nightmare

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Know Your Turtle - From Tortoises To Mutant Ninjas

Know Your Turtles by Crumblin' Cookie

With all those mutagens falling in the water these days it's tough to keep up with the new reptile breeds emerging from the underground waterways. Turtles appear to be highly susceptible to the effects of certain radioactive mutagens, and a select few have even had their fighting abilties enhanced by the mutations. Even heroes in a half shell had to start somewhere!

Keep those reptiles in order from least to most badass with this Know Your Turtles t-shirt by Crumblin' Cookie, it'll help you differentiate between the normal and the mutant ninja when you're looing for your next pet.

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Genuine Band Science Cats Leon and Mathilda Cosmic Turtle

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Meaning Of Extra Life - A Guide To Level Forty Two

Meaning of Extra Life by Retro Review

There's a rare breed of mushroom capable of giving humanoids a chance to live again, a green fungus that not only grants extended life but also carries the meaning of life in its cap pattern. The number 42 strain of toadstool is known for its interesting taste, remarkably green cap and the fact that it makes those who eat it feel like they are hitchhiking their way across the galaxy!

Don't panic, there are plenty of these Meaning of Extra Life t-shirts by Retro Review to go around, and you don't need to leave your couch to get your hands on one!

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Do A Barrel Roll Portal Kombat A Mighty Pirate War Has Never Been So Much Fun

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A Leader's Strength - Wisdom From The Sewers

A Leader's Strength by inkOne Art

Flash is good and all in a fight, but a strong leader knows when to bide his time and wait for the perfect moment to strike. A leader's strength lies in his sense of judgment, his past experience on the battlefield and knowing the perfect time to deliver a jump kick to the face while yelling "Cowabunga!"

Show the world your leadership potential with this A Leader's Strength t-shirt by inkOne Art, it's bold without being too showy, and wearing it may earn you a ninja clan of your own!

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Party Dude!!! Cool but Rude BATTLEMODE! Morphin Time!

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Go, Ninja, Go! - A Classic Tale Of Driving While Mutant

Go, Ninja. Go! by Blueswade

Go, go ninja go, go! Ninja be good! The radical heroes in a half shell look cool whether they're walking around town looking all slick in CGI, or when they're looking like something out of an old kid's book while driving a far out rumble rod. He may not look like the Teenage Turtles you know and love, but this rockin' reptile can rumble with the best of 'em, and when he puts the pedal to the metal boy can he go, daddy-o!

Keep your geeky wardrobe classic with this Go, Ninja Go! t-shirt by Blueswade, it's the doggone coolest way to show your love of ninja turtles and things that go, go, GO!

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Anchorhead Sandcrawlers Skelethor RFS Baconeers 121 Giga Wheats

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Remember When The Ninja Turtles Were On Oprah?

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The Ninja Turtles may have become pop culture icons, and remain instantly recognizable to most people, but back in the early 90s they were seen as a passing fad in children’s entertainment, one that parents just didn’t understand.

Nevertheless, the rubber suit variety of TMNT made all kinds of appearances, both televised and in person, in an effort to convince the general public that they aren't dangerous space aliens, or a bad influence on kids.

In this particularly colorful 1990 appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show they sing their teenage mutant hearts out, chow down on some Chicago style pizza, and generally drive the kids in the audience wild while their parents are left with that WTF look on their faces...

-Via Kotaku

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From Virtuous Foreman To Sociopathic Drifter - The True Story Of Phineas Gage

You may be familiar with the story of Phineas Gage, it's an enduring urban legend and fitting entry in the Ripley's Believe It Or Not canon, but his is a story that needs to be updated.

Phineas had an iron tamping rod driven completely through his head by a blasting cap while he was working as a railroad construction foreman, and he survived what should have been a life threatening injury with little more than damage to the frontal lobe of his brain. He was said to have changed overnight from a virtuous man to a terrifyingly sociopathic madman, but what really happened to poor old Phineas?

New evidence shows that much of what we know about Phineas Gage is fabricated nonsense, and that his story changes more often than an engineer changes his overalls.

Want to know the truth about Phineas? Read on to discover more about Phineas Gage, Neuroscience's Most Famous Patient

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Deliciously Clever Food Face Art

Playing with your food is an act which is frowned upon by our parents when we’re young, but as we grow older and gain the privilege of eating whatever we want come mealtime those of us who like a bit of fun with our food enjoy playing with our food whenever possible.

Artist Noah Scalin has made food play into an artform, and he was recently asked to make food faces with the meals he was served at eight restaurants participating in the Broad Appetit food and art festival in Richmond, Virginia.

His clever linework via leftovers really shows off the character of each meal, and may inspire others to try their hand at creating a plate portrait the next time they're eating out.

-Via Laughing Squid

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The Most Epic Way To Sell A '93 Volvo Station Wagon

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What’s the best way to sell a 1993 Volvo station wagon? Some might say local advertising, or through a friend or family member, or even at an auction, but Swedish art director Castor wasn’t about to resort to such mundane methods when it came to selling his beloved persimmon colored Volvo.

Castor went full epic with his sales pitch, creating a cinematic masterpiece that properly showcases his used vehicle for what it is- a mega machine built by mechanical wizards, which rolls around town on spinsy winsies and may or may not somehow contain hepatitis b. Shut up and take my money!

-Via 22 Words

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China's Strange Proposal For An Undersea Train That Connects To The U.S.

Chinese inventors are known for their wild ideas, like gun powder, ice cream and the compass, but now that China has established itself as an industrial superpower they’re taking those wild ideas to the end of the line.

A report in the Beijing Times states that China is developing a plan to build an 8,000+ mile railroad connecting China to Russia, Canada and the United States, with an over 125 mile stretch spanning the Bering Strait…along the bottom of the ocean.

This bold proposal may not seem like such a bad idea until you consider that the “proposed undersea route would be more than five times longer than the current longest underwater tunnel, the one under the English Channel", not to mention the mountains of red tape to wade through and billions of dollars needed to pull off such a feat of railroad engineering.

If railroads were made of dreams China would have a line that stretches clear to the moon and back...

-Via Gizmodo

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Artist Creates Portraits Using Single Sheet Of Mesh Fabric

Tulle is a sheer mesh fabric generally used for various crafts, or sewing projects where a bit of sheer color is needed, but an industrious artist named Benjamin Shine has discovered another good use for this niche fabric- he uses tulle to create detailed portraits.

Benjamin creates highly detailed, and incredibly realistic, portraits using a single folded sheet of tulle, creating the shadows on each portrait by layering the fabric and ironing it down in all the right places.

It's amazing what Benjamin is capable of creating with just one sheet of tulle and a regular old steam iron!

-Via My Modern Met

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A Cthulhuian Font You Can Download And Use To Summon Strange Beings

When the Great Old Ones have something to say they don’t wanna speak no English, they want a language that properly conveys their slime drenched derision for mankind, a language that makes humans think of tentacles and strange polyp shaped beings when they hear it being spoken aloud.

Few mortals have ever had the temerity to speak the names of the Great Old Ones aloud, much less try to speak in their native tongue, but a foolish mortal calling himself StapletonMcTavish has unlocked the secret of the Cthulhuian alphabet and he has released it upon mankind via the internet.

Download it, craft tales with it, and pray its very presence doesn't drive you insane!

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The Most Dangerous Game Of Crocodile Dentist Ever

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There was a time when any videos featuring sick and crazy games, whether from a televised show or simply played for the sake of recording on video, would immediately elicit the reaction “only the Japanese…” and a knowing nod from those who had seen the bizarre video hilarity being exported from the Land of the Rising Sun.

Since then we've made our very own American jackasses rich and famous, and we've fully embraced the gonzo show so much that it doesn't seem so crazy anymore.

Then some Japanese guys came up with the idea to install razorblade teeth in their game of Crocodile Dentist, and they brought that gonzo show grand prize home to Japan once again!

(It should go without saying but don't try this at home, unless you're tired of having fingertips!)

-Via Cheezburger

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A Cheerful Animated Introduction To The Apocalypse

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Everybody knows that the very concept of an apocalypse brings with it lots of negative connotations, and life after the apocalypse is going to be a rough affair, but don’t go getting all glum just yet!

Put on a happy face and prepare to face those end-of-the-world problems like a trooper, because you might as well wake up to the dark wasteland of the future with a smile.

Animation Domination High-Def presents Welcome To The Future, a cheerful intro video to the dystopia that is Earth 2055. There will be problems, there will be dying, but at least there won’t be any more parking tickets or bills cluttering up your mailbox!

-Via Laughing Squid

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Classical Sculptures With A Glitch - The Works Of Enrico Ferrarini

Italian sculptor Enrico Ferrarini has a unique style way of creating that bring classical sculptural techniques into the twenty first century, a way to incorporate new methods and techniques into the tried and true workflow of the past, and his progressive sculptures are also quite radical looking.

Enrico has studied at the Florence Academy of Fine Arts, which houses Donatello and Michaelangelo’s David, so the classical influence on his work is undeniably present, but Enrico’s figures are caught in a sort of glitch state that makes them somewhat terrifying to behold yet so visually compelling that it's hard to look away.

-Via Beautiful/Decay

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Wish Upon A Super Star - All Your Plumbing Dreams Will Come True

Wish Upon A Super Star by swissette

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference where you are, the plumber that your heart desires will come for you. And if that star should fall to the earth, may he find it and use its power of invincibility to break down the walls that stand between you and him.

There's no guarantee your dreams will come true when you wear this Wish Upon A Super Star t-shirt by swissette, but you'll look dreamy in it, and maybe it'll be just the thing to spark a conversation with your destiny!

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Planet Pops Snow and Ghost amongst Crows Earth Mostly Harmless Neighbor's Moon

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Bacon Pancakes - A Delicious Time For An Adventure

Bacon Pancakes by pigboom

Smells like something's cooking, but it ain't sugar crystals or a time sandwich, man. I'd know that smell anywhere, they're cooking bacon pancakes in that RV, and boy do they smell delicious! I bet if you drove around the neighborhood selling pancakes, with that smell emanating from your RV all day they'd probably sell like, well, hotcakes!

Share your culinary adventures with the world via this Bacon Pancakes t-shirt by pigboom, it's the perfect wardrobe for an afternoon full of adventure or an all-you-can-eat pancake buffet!

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Frankensnoopie The Hunter Kaiju Alpha Curious Forest Spirits

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Beware Broadway - Here Comes Godzilla: The Musical!

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Godzilla is the most destructive dinosaur-like creature to ever stomp his way across the silver screen, and he doesn’t seem to care who he steps on as he tap dances across cityscapes full of helpless humans. Sounds like the makings of a great musical, doesn’t it?!  

Cinefix is bringing a new kind of monster to the musical stage with Godzilla: The Musical, a lovingly crafted tale starring singing scientists, an intrepid news reporter and the king of the kaiju himself, Godzilla!

Can the Broadway stage support the weight of this heavy musical theatre mashup?

-Via Geekosystem

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Early Morning Sober Raves Are Raging In Williamsburg

Glow sticks and furry boots weren’t generally considered an integral part of raves in the early 90s, but by the late 90s raves had become a dayglo nightmare full of drug addled lunacy and half naked people, and the dancing was replaced by heavy petting and selfies.

Enter the newest rave inspired sensation coming straight out of Williamsburg- an early morning drug free rave. Part dance party, part aerobics, all high energy without the high. It's called Morning Gloryville, and once a month it's the place to be if you want to dance your cares, and your fat, away.

To some this may seem like a ridiculous trend, but to those who don’t like gyms when they want to sweat, or clubs when they want to get down, these sober raves are a great alternative to traditional cardio workouts.

-Via Gothamist

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Chalkboard Art Masterpieces Created By Anonymous Students

Artists don't normally need to keep strict schedules, there are deadlines and milestone submissions but otherwise most graphic artists don’t need to punch a clock, but one particular pair of artists have a weekly schedule they're happy to maintain.

They call themselves Dangerdust, and they’ve been blowing people’s minds at Columbus College of Art and Design with their amazing chalkboard art pieces, which they create under cover of darkness for all to admire on a weekly basis.

This rogue art duo ain't doin' no harm, they're just trying to share their incredible art skills with their fellow classmates, and like their artistic idols they've chosen to remain anonymous, creating their chalkboard art masterpieces simply for their fellow classmates to enjoy.

-Via ViralNova

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11 Year Old Boy Creates Amazingly Detailed Nature Drawings

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Drawing is a skill that comes really easy to some people, and with time and practice they are able to render hand drawn illustrations on a masterful level, but a select few are actually born with the ability to draw on a higher level.

11-year-old Dusan Krtolica is one of the lucky few born with an amazing drawing ability, and the incredibly detailed drawings of nature he spends hours creating on a daily basis reveal both his advanced drawing skills and his nearly encyclopedic knowledge of animals.

Dusan clearly has a bright future ahead of him as an artist, but he says he would like to study and become a zoologist, so perhaps we'll get to see a fully illustrated guide to the animal kingdom created by Dusan in the near future.

-Via Laughing Squid

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A Folding Umbrella That Looks Like A Head Of Lettuce

Imagine heading to an outdoor market to grab some lettuce, a new pair of sunglasses, some bootleg DVDs and a lucky bamboo plant before heading home to make it a night to remember.

You grab all the things on your list then hunt down a head of lettuce on the way out, but the only lettuce you can find is this clever lettuce shaped folding umbrella by Japanese retailer Koncent called the Vegetabrella.

Your dinner party is about to be ruined, but as it starts to rain you realize that finding the Vegetabrella was a stroke of luck, and now your bootleg DVDs won't get wet! Who needs leafy green vegetables when you have the Vegetabrella?!

-Via DesignTAXI

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Sea Anemone Eats Bird, Inspires A Paper On Marine Ornithology

What you see in this photo isn't some freaky Pop Art sculpture depicting a Thanksgiving meal after a nuclear war, it's a photo of a sea anemone chowing down ever so slowly on a Cormorant chick.

This gruesome and unlikely anemone mealtime incident was discovered by oceanographer Kim Martini and her co-worker Lisa Guy while looking through a photo archive, and Guy was so in awe of what she saw here, an "apex predator being consumed by an animal that doesn't seem to really do anything", that she wrote a paper about the incident for the journal Marine Ornithology.

I’ve always pictured anemones chomping down on unwitting sea monkeys, but apparently they’ll eat anything they can wrap their spiky little tube around-including an unsuspecting bird.

-Via io9

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Fashion Designs Inspired By Hellboy, Back To The Future And More

Geeky fashion designs are all the rage, and even though there seems to be no shortage of new pop culture inspired fashion lines coming out few of them truly seem to understand the whole idea of an effective style crossover.

This new series of geeky couture designs by Sara Richard called HautePopC clearly demonstrates the power of an effective crossover, with the overall design of each character, including accessories and signature wardrobe, fully incorporated into each fashion design.

Doc Brown and Marty have never looked more ready for a time traveler's ball, but I'm not sure Abe Sapien would be okay with showing so much skin!

-Via Nerd Approved

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One Strange Sea Voyage - Cruising

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Taking a cruise aboard a massive ship full of people ready to unwind and have a good time on the high seas can be fun, or a total nightmare.

In the case of “Cruising” by Zachary Zezima the cruise becomes a disturbing and disorienting swirl of color, with fragments of reality attacking a poor boy who can’t seem to handle this surreal sea voyage.

The hand drawn, and often painterly, style of animation is reminiscent of old school shorts by Priit Parn, or one of those delightfully offbeat shorts you'd see on Sesame Street during the 70s and 80s, and the psychedelic style of the short enhances the overall feel of the kid freaking out.

-Via Cartoon Brew

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Airy Summer Dresses Made Of Marble

Sculptures that look like they're made out of one medium but are actually made out of something completely different are fun to check out, both through pictures and in person, because your mind has a hard time reconciling the fact that the item you're looking at is not what it appears to be.

Take these summer dress sculptures by Alasdair Thomson for example- they look like lightweight cotton dresses that would feel like nothing at all when worn, but if you were to strap these solid marble sculptures on you'd probably throw out your back!

The texture of the marble only seems to add to the illusion, giving the surface of each piece the look of raw cotton.

-Via Beautiful/Decay

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Virtual Reality Is For The Birds

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The creators of the Oculus Rift virtual reality headgear, and those making similar VR devices, are hoping to usher in the new age of fully immersive video games, and with full immersion comes funny looking rigs that help make the whole experience complete.

The custom built rig in this photo is called Birdly, and as the name spells out it simulates flying like a bird, complete with a fan and a scent machine to round out the experience.

Birdly was created by a team at Zurich University, and if Birdly is any indication of what’s to come the virtual reality future is going to be chock full of crazy contraptions!

-Via Endgadget

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Photos Taken At Just The Right Angle

A lot of what the viewer perceives to be happening in a photograph depends on the angle of the shot, shoot from up high and things get smaller and people look thinner, shoot from down low and figures become menacing and appeear bigger.

Combine just the right angle with elements in the shot that trick the eye and you've got a whole new tale to tell, a photo story where things get downright strange!

This series of 18 Photos Taken At Just The Right Angle is brought to you by Pleated Jeans, who reminds you that life is far stranger than it seems, so make sure you bring your camera along for the ride!

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Meet The Laziest Delivery Guy Ever In "JohnnyExpress"

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Being a delivery man in the future looks a little too easy, like they should have replaced you with a robot or remote control drone long ago level of easy, and while lazy deliveryman Johnny is busy dreaming his life away he inadvertently finds himself on a collision course with his destiny.

Okay, so maybe it's not as epic as all that, but JohnnyExpress by Kyungmin Woo for Alfred Image Works is one sharp looking animated short, a gem that could easily be expanded into a series of shorts, and Johnny is such a likably lazy fellow he could easily be played by Ron Swanson or a cat...or a cat that looks like Ron Swanson.

-Via Sploid

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A House Of Horror Awaits You In "Vienna Waits For You"

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Horror movie baddies come in all shapes and sizes, but there’s one form of monster that nobody ever seems to see for what it really is, one unassuming structure that lies in wait for its next victim to move in.

The monster house is one of the most underrated villains in the horror genre, and movies like the House series and Monster House have used the spooky domicile with horrifically comedic effect, bringing the dark nature of horror home.

Vienna Waits For You is a horror comedy short by Glaciar Films, directed by Dominik Hartl, that shows why you should always have a priest on hand when you move into a new house!

-Via Laughing Squid

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