Only a drunken buffoon would think it's a good idea to hand a knife to a wild animal, but for a monkey to swoop in and snatch up a butcher knife from a bar it's a brilliant idea
Witnesses in Patos, Paraiba, Brazil say this mad monkey came into the bar, drank a glass full of rum then grabbed a kitchen knife and started threatening the men in the bar, leaving the women alone.
Lt. Colonel Saul Laurentino of the local Fire department had this to say about the incident:
"It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,"
At least a monkey with a knife could work for tips, there's no appealing to a crab's sense of capitalism when he gets his claw on a knife!
-Via FAIL Nation