The TRON coaster cars look really cool, but some sections of the ride seem unfinished, so as a bonus here's another SoCal Attractions 360 video showing the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Shanghai Disney. *drool*
When you're out exploring the kingdom of the Silly Creatures it's important to know how to act, what to say and when to totally freak out and run away flailing your arms and screaming at the top of your lungs. Which is why it may be a good idea to ask Gobo's uncle Travelling Matt to come with you, because his extensive experience with the Silly Creatures, and his vital research into communicating with these large, fleece-less beings, may come in handy should you encounter something strange on the surface- like a cow, or a bus, or something that looks like a chicken but is really a Silly Creature in disguise...
Take the wisdom of Fraggle-kind with you wherever you go with this Uncle Matt Pocket t-shirt by MarianoSan, it's a wise fashion choice that may turn your life into a grand adventure!
No Homer isn't still wearing his Halloween costume, and no this isn't one of those episodes of Treehouse of Horror that airs after Halloween for some odd reason. This is what happens when Homer eats all the candy that has been sitting around the nuclear power plant for years, candy that has absorbed so much radiation each piece is basically like a mini nuke in your mouth. But you know how the head Simpson gets when he has a craving for candy, and even though he has plenty of sweets left at home he can't help himself when the craving hits him while he's at work!
The head of the Simpson clan will stop the world and melt with you when you wear this Melting Homer t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, throw it on and watch your fellow fans grin with disgust delight!
Guys who have never gone clothes shopping with a gal have no idea what women go through every time they buy new clothes.
We don't have to deal with the latest trends poking us in the eye or pants that cut off circulation to the lower half of our body (unless we want to be trendy, of course) and there's not a crop top in sight.
But if you're wondering why women often complain about shopping for clothes, or why the lady in your life keeps stealing all your clothes, this Sarah's Scribbles comic explains it all rather succinctly.
Freddy are you okay, are you okay Freddy? The reason I ask is we're not used to seeing you dance around like a smooth criminal- we're used to seeing you slash people to ribbons in their nightmares like a bloodthirsty killer. So why the sudden urge to move like MJ? Because Freddy's trying to nail his audition for Dancing With The Stars, and he's gotta practice some time!
Show the world why Elm Street throws the best block parties with this FREDDY CAN DANCE t-shirt by ES427, it's sure to make your fellow Freddy Krueger fans squeal with delight!
Nothing makes your friends and loved ones wonder what they ever saw in you quite like wearing a racist costume to a Halloween party, and if you manage to get out alive you'll never outlive the stigma of your racial insensitivity.
But unless you showed up in blackface, wearing a Klan hood or dressed as the Führer himself it's probably not your fault, because it can be hard to tell which costumes are acceptable and which are downright racist.
That's why Dan Hopper from CollegeHumor put together this handy dandy flowchart to help us navigate the seas of racial tension and reach the shores of racial harmony on Halloween.
Some people get into Halloween when they're kids, others start enjoying the holiday when they have kids, but for many Halloweenies a love of All Hallow's Eve is strictly genetic. We were born to be spooky, and our obsession with all the things that go bump in the night begins before we're even aware of how much they scare other people. But when we grow up adoring ghosts and ghoulies we soon come to realize that the dark side has a hold on us...and we wouldn't have it any other way!
Show the world you were born to be a Halloweenie with this Spooky Life t-shirt by Vic Neko, it's the perfect attire for those who were born under the dark side of a bad moon rising on the wrong side of the tracks!
Parking tickets just plain suck, because the thought of paying around a hundred bucks just because you parked in the wrong place can make you hate parking enforcement officers with a passion.
But why get mad when you can get that fine removed with a little parking logic?
Writer Joe Lycett found out the city must provide proof of your parking offense if you ask for it, so he was able to get out of paying a parking ticket by playing the game via email- asking for proof then denying the proof provided.
I can't say Joe's method will work for everybody, but in the end his pranky back and forth banter over the ticket paid off when his fine was cancelled, and it made for an entertaining story to boot!
The time to make a costume for Halloween is running out fast, but there are still plenty of clever costumes you can DIY at home that will properly display your silly side, like this Han Solo red cup costume.
When people look at kawaii stuff all they see is the cute, but sometimes that cuteness helps hide a dark secret hidden inside. That's a lesson for us all- just because something looks cute doesn't mean it isn't dangerous, in fact, cuteness can actually enhance the danger level by attracting more victims. Luckily, evil organizations are still stuck on presenting themselves as tough and macho so they've overlooked the power of cute. But if a group of Satanic supervillains start waving a banner with a kawaii goat head and pentagram on it the reckoning of adorableness will be upon us...
Show the world you're cute and dangerous with this Kawaii As Heck t-shirt by Mykel AD, it's the funny way to swear your allegiance to the cult of cute!
It seems all of NYC has turned against Diana D. since she foolishly decided to hate on bodega cats on Yelp- she has deleted her Yelp account and is now hoping the city's bodega cats don't decide to get revenge.
Sometime after 10 a.m. on a routine workday, an Oxnard, California, switchboard operator received a call from a whispering woman who dropped a bombshell: the president of the United States was going to die in 10 minutes.
That time passed without incident, but the woman, still on the phone, doubled-down: "The president is going to die at 10:30." She continued to babble away with cryptic statements like, "The Supreme Court. There's going to be fire in all the windows," and, "The government takes over everything, lock, stock, and barrel," before the call finally disconnected at 10:25.
Have you ever received multiple crank calls that really creeped you out because you were sure the calls all came from the same scary person?
Imagine how Bashir Kouchacji felt when he received death threats on a daily basis for over nine years:
The caller earned the nickname "L'Enfant," which we believe is Swedish for "the child," because the caller eventually decided that he wasn't being creepy enough and mimicked a little girl. Anyone associated with Kouchacji was a target, from his pregnant spouse to his restaurant employees. And the abuse got physical when the Star of David was scratched all over Kouchacji's Mercedes, although we're glad to know that constant harassment didn't stop him from making serious cheddar.
There didn't seem to be any escape. When Kouchacji traveled to Philadelphia to visit his sister, the calls kept coming there. Things got so bad he suffered a mental breakdown and committed himself to a psychiatric ward, but the calls continued to his restaurant, which we're guessing had a pretty high turnover rate.
This is just the beginning of Bashir's unexplained phone call story, which may have begun back in his home country Lebanon, where he was abducted and tortured for five days in 1974 because the PLO mistook him for a CIA agent...
Cosplaying as the same old characters can become boring, especially for those cosplayers who make different costumes for every convention they go to, but it's easy to make an old character look fresh again.
Freddy Krueger has spent decades warping the Dream World to suit his evil needs, scarring the minds of innocent teens and murdering anyone who might interfere with his wicked plans. But Freddy also has a huge problem- he can't stop his mind from dreaming every time he closes his eyes. This ironic twist is all that keeps humanity from falling under his control while we sleep, and if it weren't for the cute little Care Bears that give Freddy fits when he dares to dream we'd all be sliced to ribbons while we sleep!
Show the world the secret to defeating Krueger the dream killer with this Freddy's Nightmare t-shirt by Theduc, it's the hilarious way to ensure everyone who stares at your shirt has sweet dreams.
The creator of those mini comics with the ridiculously zealous religious message Jack Chick has passed away, leaving a vacuum in the illustrated fearmongering market.
Chick Books were a real panic because they tried to cause panic over Halloween, Dungeons & Dragons, Freemasonry, homosexuality and global warming.
Jack's mini comics explained what actually happened at the Salem Witch Trials, warned against every other religion besides Evangelical Fundamentalism, and ironically even called comic books a gateway to devil worship because superheroes are "false idols".
The messages in Jack's Chick Tracts were so over-the-top many people thought they were a joke, but Jack was passionate about sharing his hateful paranoia and zealous religious messages via mini comics.
So The Nib felt it was only proper to send Jack off to the afterlife with a mini comic of his own, revealing Jack's fate after so many decades of spreading hate.
The legalization of marijuana is right around the corner for many states, and this year Arizona, California, Nevada, Maine and Massachusetts will be voting on the issue, so the weed jokes are about to start rolling in.
That means it's only a matter of time before Hollywood starts making movies that appeal to cannabis enthusiasts, and not just stoner comedies.
So what sort of films should we expect when weed is legal?
Emojis make text messages fun yet completely unintelligible, but there is one emoji which needs no explanation and is universally understood by all who receive it- the poop emoji.
That little smiling pile of poop can be used as an insult, an exclamation and a way to describe how you feel, and if any emoji deserves to make the leap from smartphone screen to real life it's lil' poopy face.
If you're a fan of the poop emoji, or you're just looking for a last minute Halloween costume idea that'll get you lots of laughs, then you'll enjoy this tutorial by Super Deluxe on how to make poop emoji hair.
...tasters agreed the test kitchen fried chicken was even better than the Colonel's," wrote Joe Gray. And when the test kitchen added some MSG to that blend of 11 herbs and spices, they had an identical match on their hands. Which I guess means that the handwritten recipe on Ledington's aunt's will isn't "accurate" but it's pretty much there.
In the ultimate Twister battle between Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus Rex the mighty carnivore ended up losing to the sturdy herbivore because of his tiny arms. This wasn't the first time T-Rex hated his tiny arms, nor would it be the last, and the psychological and emotional impact of having such diminutive limbs may begin to explain why T-Rex was so angry all the time. He couldn't toss a ball or play catch, he couldn't jump rope or breakdance like his dinosaur classmates with normal length limbs, so it's no wonder he grew up to be so cranky!
Show the world why T-Rex became such a Jurassic jerk with this The Ultimate Battle t-shirt by DinoMike, it's so fun your fellow dino-fans are gonna flip when they see you wearing this hilarious shirt!
Are things starting to get strange in your neck of the woods? Feel like your whole world is turning upside down as Halloween approaches? Just calm down and count to eleven, and start thinking of all those stranger danger tips you learned as a kid. On second thought, maybe you'd better approach this situation like you would an encounter scenario in D&D, since the creature that just walked in your door doesn't look like you're run-of-the-mill neighborhood creep...
Things are getting mighty scary on this Facing The Demogorgon t-shirt by Saqman, but you'll be able to handle whatever life, or the upside down, throws at you while you're wearing this +11 shirt of coolness!